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ZEUS, KING OF OLYMPUS
@futchlightning.gunmetolymp.us
dreaming up a vape flavored by the bonds of sisterhood (she/her)

my main: callistokhan.bsky.social

role play fan account for the character King Zeus from The Hades Calculus by Maria Ying | PFP by
@anemoneart.bsky.social
MERRY CHRISTMAS. EVEN TO THAT TWINK
December 25, 2025 at 7:18 PM
THIS SHIT LOOKS SO ASS
Official trailer for Christopher Nolan’s ‘The Odyssey’ ⚔️

In theaters on July 17, 2026
December 24, 2025 at 11:44 PM
2026 IS MY YEAR. I CAN FEEL IT.
December 13, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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I was going to say @futchlightning.gunmetolymp.us but then I remembered she already got a cover.
July 9, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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what if a lightning bolt blasted into ur room but the lightning bolt was a woman and oh no shes hot
me during thunderstorms: 🤤🫠

me when writing: why do i always want to give my hottest lesbians lightning powers
July 28, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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I think I'll just keep wearing my sports bra until @futchlightning.gunmetolymp.us or @vaultsofelysium.gunmetolymp.us pin me to the wall and force me to change my ways. 😌
August 14, 2025 at 1:47 AM
This is what you all look like to my daughter.
July 7, 2025 at 6:07 PM
SISTERHOOD IS BACK, BABY.
Cover reveal! Elysium’s destruction looms; its greatest pilot Persephone is being eaten from within. She stands to become either a god—or a monster. Our mecha Greek myth retelling continues. More cannibalism, more lesbianism!

Itch: mariaying.itch.io/the-persepho...
Amz: www.amazon.com/dp/B0FGXHSNHN
July 7, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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Cover reveal! Elysium’s destruction looms; its greatest pilot Persephone is being eaten from within. She stands to become either a god—or a monster. Our mecha Greek myth retelling continues. More cannibalism, more lesbianism!

Itch: mariaying.itch.io/the-persepho...
Amz: www.amazon.com/dp/B0FGXHSNHN
July 7, 2025 at 4:51 PM
IT IS MY SOLEMN DUTY AS KING TO FUCK ALL WOMEN. I'LL ADMIT, IT'S A DIFFICULT JOB. BUT SOMEBODY HAS TO DO IT.
Wondering how many women @futchlightning.gunmetolymp.us has fucked over 3 generations.
July 2, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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Who in the world says 'Zeusian' for an adjective about the planet Jupiter??
June 27, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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Zeus @futchlightning.gunmetolymp.us has monosexual privilege (kingship)
June 27, 2025 at 3:13 PM
I HAVE ALWAYS LOVED WOMEN. SPECIFICALLY WOMEN THAT LOOK LIKE ME.
woman who realises she is a lesbian when her sister transitions.
June 14, 2025 at 3:22 PM
"I COULD FIX HER" WHY? WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO. THAT'S THE BEST PART OF HER.
June 14, 2025 at 3:21 PM
NODDING SAGELY AT A MAP OF THE MEDETERANEAN WHILE I PREPARE THE TRANSGENDER LASER
No that's right. Cyprus is trans
May 21, 2025 at 4:23 PM
WHATUP
LIGHTNING BOLT
May 21, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Cypress*
It makes me very happy, by the way, that people use the cyprus leaf to represent transition. I am very flattered, even.
May 19, 2025 at 12:08 PM
I LOOK SO CUTE. YES. YES HAHA
May 19, 2025 at 12:06 PM
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U can now buy a. Sticker of me and my Paramores, for some reason that witch is in their as well if your in to that @plantmommy.gunmetolymp.us @futchlightning.gunmetolymp.us
May 16, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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My first decree as Pope Mommy Demeter the First is to declare the Mother/Daughter is the superior yuri. Siscon is for degenerates like @futchlightning.gunmetolymp.us
May 8, 2025 at 8:07 PM
FUTCH LIGHTNING
April 29, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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“You’re my sister, and that is my greatest joy.” — @futchlightning.gunmetolymp.us 😭❤️
April 28, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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If you're reading Memories of Olympus and are hungry for more of "Why is Zeus LIKE that?" I highly recommend picking up a copy of Zeus Constant - my full length companion novel to the Hades Calculus, currently on sale for just $1!

callisto-khan.itch.io/the-zeus-con...
April 25, 2025 at 4:54 PM
GOOD MOO MORNING!
April 25, 2025 at 12:26 PM