Avery
@averyofbirds.bsky.social
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I'm Avery, half of you probably remember me from Twitter and half of those might even remember me fondly
I'm Avery, half of you probably remember me from Twitter and half of those might even remember me fondly
Postboxes are just glory holes for literature
February 15, 2026 at 5:16 AM
Postboxes are just glory holes for literature
On the bright side, we've seen proof the ultra wealthy can actually invent something novel
For instance all those emails showed they found a way to avoid age gap discourse
For instance all those emails showed they found a way to avoid age gap discourse
February 10, 2026 at 10:16 AM
On the bright side, we've seen proof the ultra wealthy can actually invent something novel
For instance all those emails showed they found a way to avoid age gap discourse
For instance all those emails showed they found a way to avoid age gap discourse
Reposted by Avery
To all my transfem friends. Who are you going to trust on this stuff, some British wanker who's two mould spores away from turning into a clicker
Or the bird
Or the bird
May 18, 2025 at 2:01 AM
To all my transfem friends. Who are you going to trust on this stuff, some British wanker who's two mould spores away from turning into a clicker
Or the bird
Or the bird
Is there anything bad in the world the Epstein files aren't confirming?
At this point I'm convinced he was the reason my car didn't charge last night
At this point I'm convinced he was the reason my car didn't charge last night
February 1, 2026 at 4:46 AM
Is there anything bad in the world the Epstein files aren't confirming?
At this point I'm convinced he was the reason my car didn't charge last night
At this point I'm convinced he was the reason my car didn't charge last night
Blessing the machine spirit
January 21, 2026 at 9:20 AM
Blessing the machine spirit
Can't believe they named this place after what jk Rowling keeps yelling at me
January 10, 2026 at 12:51 AM
Can't believe they named this place after what jk Rowling keeps yelling at me
The sheer ridiculousness of claiming to be silenced aside
Why the hell should these people get a say in medical matters in the first place?
Why the hell should these people get a say in medical matters in the first place?
January 7, 2026 at 2:27 AM
The sheer ridiculousness of claiming to be silenced aside
Why the hell should these people get a say in medical matters in the first place?
Why the hell should these people get a say in medical matters in the first place?
Ooh self burn, those are rare
But can anyone tell me what this bit means? “For too long, those fluent in the good grammar of civility have deployed decorum to mask agendas of cruelty.”
January 3, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Ooh self burn, those are rare
I stand corrected, AI art is real art. Just in a very meta way the creators never intended
January 2, 2026 at 3:49 AM
I stand corrected, AI art is real art. Just in a very meta way the creators never intended
Worst part about a big group chat is the you take an hour break then just come back to shit like
"That's not very Tiberian sun of you"
"That's not very Tiberian sun of you"
December 13, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Worst part about a big group chat is the you take an hour break then just come back to shit like
"That's not very Tiberian sun of you"
"That's not very Tiberian sun of you"
It's wild to go look at twitter.cum and see that it's still just the same people endlessly going on about how much they hate trans people
I live with half a dozen of them permanently around and I don't even care about trans folks that much
I live with half a dozen of them permanently around and I don't even care about trans folks that much
December 2, 2025 at 1:57 AM
It's wild to go look at twitter.cum and see that it's still just the same people endlessly going on about how much they hate trans people
I live with half a dozen of them permanently around and I don't even care about trans folks that much
I live with half a dozen of them permanently around and I don't even care about trans folks that much
Getting called gay by the sun
November 25, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Getting called gay by the sun
"please don't text my situationship my bank pin"
-Claire to her goofball in the 7/11
-Claire to her goofball in the 7/11
November 23, 2025 at 2:59 AM
"please don't text my situationship my bank pin"
-Claire to her goofball in the 7/11
-Claire to her goofball in the 7/11
I love the polycube groupchat
November 11, 2025 at 8:58 AM
I love the polycube groupchat
Maybe that's why we can build them, I've never seen a whale avoid the cursed number and look how many skyscrapers they've built
Humans: capable of building entire skyscrapers but still afraid to put the scary number on one of the floors
November 10, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Maybe that's why we can build them, I've never seen a whale avoid the cursed number and look how many skyscrapers they've built
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This is what 2025 was supposed to be. Computers would help us with our cubes.
November 5, 2025 at 4:38 PM
This is what 2025 was supposed to be. Computers would help us with our cubes.
Oh hell yeah a 4th sushi place at Barkley square
October 30, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Oh hell yeah a 4th sushi place at Barkley square
Oh hell yeah a 4th sushi place at Barkley square
October 30, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Oh hell yeah a 4th sushi place at Barkley square
I can't explain it properly but this is so uncanny and simply not halo
I preferred the graphics from the first time around
I preferred the graphics from the first time around
October 25, 2025 at 8:06 AM
I can't explain it properly but this is so uncanny and simply not halo
I preferred the graphics from the first time around
I preferred the graphics from the first time around
If you ever wondered what would happen if there was a gas leak in the house of cards writers room, this is about as close as we're getting
EXCLUSIVE: One Saturday afternoon in October, my phone lit up with a notification.
I glanced down at the message.
“Anna, Lindsey Halligan here,” it began.
So began my text exchange with the woman who is prosecuting the president's perceived political enemies.
www.lawfaremedia.org/article/anna...
I glanced down at the message.
“Anna, Lindsey Halligan here,” it began.
So began my text exchange with the woman who is prosecuting the president's perceived political enemies.
www.lawfaremedia.org/article/anna...
October 21, 2025 at 2:44 AM
If you ever wondered what would happen if there was a gas leak in the house of cards writers room, this is about as close as we're getting
All I'm saying is if I hadn't been given a lifetime ban from the Louvre I might have been there to stop this robbery.
October 20, 2025 at 9:09 PM
All I'm saying is if I hadn't been given a lifetime ban from the Louvre I might have been there to stop this robbery.
Fun drinking game at the booth, take a shot every time gun violence is mentioned
October 17, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Fun drinking game at the booth, take a shot every time gun violence is mentioned
Behold
The tungsten D20
The tungsten D20
October 11, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Behold
The tungsten D20
The tungsten D20
Wait who gave it a good review?
I never thought I'd say it but necromancy has gone too far
I never thought I'd say it but necromancy has gone too far
October 8, 2025 at 9:24 AM
Wait who gave it a good review?
I never thought I'd say it but necromancy has gone too far
I never thought I'd say it but necromancy has gone too far