Grandphunktopus
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I said something earlier that was both a spoonerism and a Freudian slip. I meant to say "popcorn" ended up saying "cop porn". Now I'm in the mood for some cop porn because fuck the police
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every xenoblade 1 cutscene
February 3, 2026 at 1:34 AM
every xenoblade 1 cutscene
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i keep forgetting i changed my pfp so i'll see one of my posts and be like "who's this bitch stealing my ideas"
February 4, 2026 at 7:01 AM
i keep forgetting i changed my pfp so i'll see one of my posts and be like "who's this bitch stealing my ideas"
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shes right, it was my idea to have kamala enlist The Cheney Clan to go on a human entrail spreading spree
February 4, 2026 at 8:04 PM
shes right, it was my idea to have kamala enlist The Cheney Clan to go on a human entrail spreading spree
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We out here charlin kirks and poppin percs
February 4, 2026 at 9:34 PM
We out here charlin kirks and poppin percs
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jp game developer in the 90's: so we're making a bass fishing game
composer: oh hell yeah i got you [adds "drop the bass" sample]
jp game developer: no no like the fish
composer: what fish?
composer: oh hell yeah i got you [adds "drop the bass" sample]
jp game developer: no no like the fish
composer: what fish?
February 4, 2026 at 7:41 AM
jp game developer in the 90's: so we're making a bass fishing game
composer: oh hell yeah i got you [adds "drop the bass" sample]
jp game developer: no no like the fish
composer: what fish?
composer: oh hell yeah i got you [adds "drop the bass" sample]
jp game developer: no no like the fish
composer: what fish?
Purity politics is when you think that politicians shouldn't support a genocide or be friends with known paedophiles
February 3, 2026 at 11:46 PM
Purity politics is when you think that politicians shouldn't support a genocide or be friends with known paedophiles
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In honour of Melania, here's a reminder that the thing Kane is applauding in this popular gif isn't good. It's very bad! It's his wife singing poorly in an opera he paid for.
a man in a tuxedo and bow tie is standing in front of a crowd .
Alt: Orson Welles as Kane in evening dress, applauding too hard to hide his humiliation.
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February 3, 2026 at 4:17 PM
In honour of Melania, here's a reminder that the thing Kane is applauding in this popular gif isn't good. It's very bad! It's his wife singing poorly in an opera he paid for.
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twitter must be dead dead cause someone posted a rat coin purse that would have 2019 twitter losing its collective mind and most of the top comments are bots saying random words or people not nearly amped enough about the rat coin purse
February 3, 2026 at 5:39 AM
twitter must be dead dead cause someone posted a rat coin purse that would have 2019 twitter losing its collective mind and most of the top comments are bots saying random words or people not nearly amped enough about the rat coin purse
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AND he's working an office job on top of it all!! 😤 #ff7rebirth
February 2, 2026 at 11:43 PM
AND he's working an office job on top of it all!! 😤 #ff7rebirth
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One of my favorite jokes of all time is "Adolph Hitler Commits Suicide" being a tiny headline under the banner story about a hare-vs-tortoise race ... in 1943, two years before Hitler committed suicide. He was alive and well when the Warner Bros. cartoonists made this joke.
February 2, 2026 at 5:04 PM
One of my favorite jokes of all time is "Adolph Hitler Commits Suicide" being a tiny headline under the banner story about a hare-vs-tortoise race ... in 1943, two years before Hitler committed suicide. He was alive and well when the Warner Bros. cartoonists made this joke.
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you're either on the side of trans people or pedophiles and yes it is that simple
February 1, 2026 at 5:22 PM
you're either on the side of trans people or pedophiles and yes it is that simple
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Starting back up on my posting over on my art alt again! c: I've got over 100 posts for you to browse already.
February 1, 2026 at 12:18 AM
Starting back up on my posting over on my art alt again! c: I've got over 100 posts for you to browse already.
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bad week 2026 day 19 - 4 very rude dogs
January 29, 2026 at 7:58 PM
bad week 2026 day 19 - 4 very rude dogs
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if they made hitman today he'd be agent 67. am i still relevant. am i still funny.
January 27, 2026 at 10:57 PM
if they made hitman today he'd be agent 67. am i still relevant. am i still funny.
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Mario Galaxy Movie ending leaked
January 25, 2026 at 5:44 PM
Mario Galaxy Movie ending leaked
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Ah yes. “It.”
That marvelous, indefinable it.
The young people, we’re told, are yearning for it—clutching their phones like rosaries, staring into the electric glow, whispering it, it, it as though the word itself might descend from the heavens and confer meaning.
That marvelous, indefinable it.
The young people, we’re told, are yearning for it—clutching their phones like rosaries, staring into the electric glow, whispering it, it, it as though the word itself might descend from the heavens and confer meaning.
January 21, 2026 at 1:25 PM
Ah yes. “It.”
That marvelous, indefinable it.
The young people, we’re told, are yearning for it—clutching their phones like rosaries, staring into the electric glow, whispering it, it, it as though the word itself might descend from the heavens and confer meaning.
That marvelous, indefinable it.
The young people, we’re told, are yearning for it—clutching their phones like rosaries, staring into the electric glow, whispering it, it, it as though the word itself might descend from the heavens and confer meaning.