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Grandphunktopus
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Grandphunktopus @grandphunktopus.bsky.social · Jan 25
I said something earlier that was both a spoonerism and a Freudian slip. I meant to say "popcorn" ended up saying "cop porn". Now I'm in the mood for some cop porn because fuck the police
grandphunktopus.bsky.social
Tech bros have once again made the torment nexus
parkermolloy.com Parker Molloy @parkermolloy.com · 20h
For real, check this out. Evil.
November 15, 2025 at 8:09 AM
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mrdo.pro
don't worry everyone! my contacts at nintendo have informed me that after the first hour of metroid prime 4, miles mackenzie leaves and is replaced by the guy from the best buy spider man commercial
November 14, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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toonhive.bsky.social
‘The Owl House’ creator Dana Terrace responds to Disney+ funding AI-generated short form content in new tweet:

“Unsubscribe from Disney+. Pirate Owl House. I don’t care. Fuck gen AI.”
November 14, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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patternsofthemind.bsky.social
Some 'L' and 'J' shape thick lines crossing over each other, a large squiggle between them, a smaller squiggle top right with small lines surrounding it, and 3 similar straight lines above it. This piece is drawn on corrugated cardboard and you can really see the texture of it in almost all marker strokes.
November 13, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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slime-golem.biz
Playing Civilization and you discover pornography on the tech tree. Leonard Nimoy quotes Homer Simpson flatly. It was a pornography store. I was buying pornography.
November 12, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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patternsofthemind.bsky.social
A more complex piece, there are 2 curls forming spirals with short lines coming off them. Some straight lines thick and thin, and some lines that are very squiggly and undulating. This piece is drawn on corrugated cardboard some of the lines have serrated edges due to the texture.
November 12, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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leyawn.bsky.social
ms paint of a twitter post by Joyce Carol Oates that reads: "So curious that the richest man in the world doesn't have a favorite shape. Does he even know any shapes?" separate twitter post by an account named "shapesthetics": "The triangle is a shape with three sides and three corners, one of the most basic yet beautiful shapes in Euclidean geometry." reply to this post by Elon Musk: "Great shape:
November 10, 2025 at 7:45 PM
grandphunktopus.bsky.social
Sam Richardson and Tim Robinson in Detroiters wearing shirts that say De 2 roit
November 10, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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patternsofthemind.bsky.social
Mantylines thick and thin alongside each other following the same curved shape, some short straight lines come off 2 lines. This piece is drawn on corrugated cardboard the texture can be seen represented as little bumps creating a serrated looking edge along some lines.
November 10, 2025 at 1:35 PM
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rekcmas.bsky.social
#smoliv
a cartoon of a man standing next to a small green plant with a yellow center
ALT: a cartoon of a man standing next to a small green plant with a yellow center
media.tenor.com
November 5, 2025 at 9:59 AM
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castirony.bsky.social
This inspired me to mash up these clips with Coffin Flop, and, well
November 8, 2025 at 8:19 AM
grandphunktopus.bsky.social
Things no one has ever said to elon musk
parkermolloy.com Parker Molloy @parkermolloy.com · 6d
Elon Musk is over on Twitter posting his sad/pathetic Ai prompts.
Elon Musk tweet: Grok Imagine prompt: She smiles and says "I will always love you"
November 8, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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eyepatchwolf.bsky.social
“0% woke shit”

a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time
November 7, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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crashannburn.bsky.social
Good lord what is happening in there meme but the door has the union jack on it
November 7, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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lunartwilightva.bsky.social
good morning fish fuckers
November 7, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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patternsofthemind.bsky.social
A very thick straight line which curves around and kinks once before ending, the angling of the marker as the wavy line was drawn catches some of the width of the marker pen creating almost brush like marks in the line. There is thinner wavy lines to the right of the larger line, and some dots and small lines. This piece is drawn on corrugated cardboard.
November 7, 2025 at 10:18 AM
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rhena.bsky.social
JoJo's
jav.scd.lol JAV Titles @jav.scd.lol · 8d
Bizarre Orgasm 16
November 6, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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patternsofthemind.bsky.social
One very thick line that tapers very thin suddently , a thinner curved line follows its shape. One side of each line is flanked with small lines in a near uniform distance from each other, 2 small lines are at the bottom. This piece is drawn on corrugated cardboard, texture not too obvious but causes a small break in the top left corner of the thickest line.
November 6, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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rustyshackleman.bsky.social
The framing makes it look like Rudy did 9/11
matttomic.bsky.social ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 9d
Checking in on Rudy Giuliani, I see he's having an insane one
Rudy Giuliani on Facebook posting a photo of the twin towers burning on 911 superimposed with his own face and the message "New York, you forgot"
November 5, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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rhena.bsky.social
but how did 99% hitler lose... i was told that was the only way to win elections
November 5, 2025 at 6:27 AM
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parkermolloy.com
Now they're all wearing berets
November 5, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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cara.city
new reaction video just dropped
November 3, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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patternsofthemind.bsky.social
A 'G' shape, but it's tilted over backwards, 2 straight lines flank it, there is a small splodge in the bottom right corner. This piece is drawn on corrugated cardboard.
November 4, 2025 at 7:56 AM
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patternsofthemind.bsky.social
A collection of very thick lines, very angular, and very small lines. The piece is drawn on cardboard and the texture can be seen in the marker strokes.
November 3, 2025 at 9:53 AM