Grandphunktopus
@grandphunktopus.bsky.social
Disaster of a human being
He/They
He/They
Pinned
I said something earlier that was both a spoonerism and a Freudian slip. I meant to say "popcorn" ended up saying "cop porn". Now I'm in the mood for some cop porn because fuck the police
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[Furiously tapping the sign until my finger bleeds]
As time goes on "Keir Starmer was the DPP who didn't prosecute Jimmy Savile" becomes less of a provocative shitpost
Keir Starmer's spokesman asked if Government will still use X now it posts indecent images of children, replies "we always keep communication channels under review to reach public in most appropriate way possible”
"Operators are under obligation to act appropriately. We always hope they would do"
"Operators are under obligation to act appropriately. We always hope they would do"
February 10, 2026 at 5:11 PM
[Furiously tapping the sign until my finger bleeds]
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They're calling HRT a "sex-rejecting procedure" now. I guess that means my wife gives me HRT every night!
February 10, 2026 at 5:06 PM
They're calling HRT a "sex-rejecting procedure" now. I guess that means my wife gives me HRT every night!
And he looked so menacing and soviet when the BBC photoshopped him into a picture of St Basil's cathedral with a red filter over it
February 10, 2026 at 4:42 PM
And he looked so menacing and soviet when the BBC photoshopped him into a picture of St Basil's cathedral with a red filter over it
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Apparently it is NOT ok to refer to cleaning supplies as "janitalia".
January 30, 2026 at 10:50 PM
Apparently it is NOT ok to refer to cleaning supplies as "janitalia".
Labour, it's corrupt fascists all the way down
Tim Allan may be getting less attention than Morgan McSweeney, but his links raised serious questions - and they’re part of the wider pattern of questionable appointments.
This isn’t really about individuals.
It’s about the state of the Labour Party.
news.sky.com/story/invest...
This isn’t really about individuals.
It’s about the state of the Labour Party.
news.sky.com/story/invest...
Investigation demanded into Keir Starmer's comms chief's lobbying links
Tim Allan's minority ownership of a lobbying firm has led to accusations of a perception of a conflict of interest.
news.sky.com
February 10, 2026 at 1:50 PM
Labour, it's corrupt fascists all the way down
Noooo! I'm sorry that you caught it
February 10, 2026 at 1:08 PM
Noooo! I'm sorry that you caught it
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Today's Heathcliff, February 06, 2025
February 6, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Today's Heathcliff, February 06, 2025
For me it's
"Listen, lady!"
"It's Doctor!"
"Doctor Lady!"
From Space Mutiny
"Listen, lady!"
"It's Doctor!"
"Doctor Lady!"
From Space Mutiny
February 9, 2026 at 10:36 PM
For me it's
"Listen, lady!"
"It's Doctor!"
"Doctor Lady!"
From Space Mutiny
"Listen, lady!"
"It's Doctor!"
"Doctor Lady!"
From Space Mutiny
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>king sending his brother to jail
close enough welcome back edward iv
close enough welcome back edward iv
LONDON (AP) — Palace says King Charles III will support police who are assessing reports that ex-Prince Andrew gave files to Epstein.
February 9, 2026 at 6:31 PM
>king sending his brother to jail
close enough welcome back edward iv
close enough welcome back edward iv
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04 Feb 2026
February 4, 2026 at 7:58 PM
04 Feb 2026
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the imperial census and excise in the fourth era: we're expecting one khajiit and like twenty nords. are you one of those.
the imperial census and excise for most of the third era:
the imperial census and excise for most of the third era:
July 2, 2025 at 12:03 AM
the imperial census and excise in the fourth era: we're expecting one khajiit and like twenty nords. are you one of those.
the imperial census and excise for most of the third era:
the imperial census and excise for most of the third era:
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0.000% of Communism has been built. Evil child-murdering billionaires still rule the world with a shit-eating grin. All he has managed to do is make himself *sad*. He is starting to suspect Kras Mazov *fucked him over* personally with his socio-economic theory.
February 9, 2026 at 12:01 AM
0.000% of Communism has been built. Evil child-murdering billionaires still rule the world with a shit-eating grin. All he has managed to do is make himself *sad*. He is starting to suspect Kras Mazov *fucked him over* personally with his socio-economic theory.
I am legitimately happy for you, Haley! This is so wonderful to hear <3
February 8, 2026 at 11:38 PM
I am legitimately happy for you, Haley! This is so wonderful to hear <3
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12 year old me in Narnia being manipulated by the snow queen: wow. these are the best coco pops I've ever had
snow queen: the secret is I used a chocolate milkshake instead of normal milk
snow queen: the secret is I used a chocolate milkshake instead of normal milk
February 8, 2026 at 2:37 PM
12 year old me in Narnia being manipulated by the snow queen: wow. these are the best coco pops I've ever had
snow queen: the secret is I used a chocolate milkshake instead of normal milk
snow queen: the secret is I used a chocolate milkshake instead of normal milk
More like Kid Flop
There is so much to this. The bad lip syncing. JD Vance trying desperately to pretend he likes this music. The middle-aged Republicans who clearly didn't know who Kid Rock was until tonight.
guys. the kid rock performance is uh. well it’s exactly what you’d expect
February 8, 2026 at 2:11 PM
More like Kid Flop
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Chief O'Briens Big Lovely Head
February 7, 2026 at 8:18 PM
Chief O'Briens Big Lovely Head
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My favorite artifact in the "you don't need AI to do art" discourse is, of course, screenwriter Dan O'Bannon's sketch of the facehugger to explain it to Giger.
February 7, 2026 at 6:39 PM
My favorite artifact in the "you don't need AI to do art" discourse is, of course, screenwriter Dan O'Bannon's sketch of the facehugger to explain it to Giger.
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Let’s be honest: in many of these winter Olympic “sports”, the snow is doing most of the work. An unexpected thaw would expose these so-called athletes for the frauds they are
February 6, 2026 at 8:38 PM
Let’s be honest: in many of these winter Olympic “sports”, the snow is doing most of the work. An unexpected thaw would expose these so-called athletes for the frauds they are
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Timeline cleanse featuring penguins frolicking in the snow at the Pittsburgh Zoo!
January 30, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Timeline cleanse featuring penguins frolicking in the snow at the Pittsburgh Zoo!
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every xenoblade 1 cutscene
February 3, 2026 at 1:34 AM
every xenoblade 1 cutscene
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i keep forgetting i changed my pfp so i'll see one of my posts and be like "who's this bitch stealing my ideas"
February 4, 2026 at 7:01 AM
i keep forgetting i changed my pfp so i'll see one of my posts and be like "who's this bitch stealing my ideas"
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shes right, it was my idea to have kamala enlist The Cheney Clan to go on a human entrail spreading spree
February 4, 2026 at 8:04 PM
shes right, it was my idea to have kamala enlist The Cheney Clan to go on a human entrail spreading spree
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We out here charlin kirks and poppin percs
February 4, 2026 at 9:34 PM
We out here charlin kirks and poppin percs