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Grandphunktopus
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Grandphunktopus @grandphunktopus.bsky.social · Jan 25
I said something earlier that was both a spoonerism and a Freudian slip. I meant to say "popcorn" ended up saying "cop porn". Now I'm in the mood for some cop porn because fuck the police
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patternsofthemind.bsky.social
A messy collection of squiggly lines, thick and thin, and varying inbetween the two, none of the lines touch. This piece is drawn on corrugated cardboard the texture causing some pockets of white where the marker has not been pressed hard enough to drawn in the deeper parts of the textured surface.
November 24, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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milph.mom
He’s not using prerendered greenscreen for every background, and we’re on a repeated college campus for 70% of the shots again, we’re so back.
vf5ss.bsky.social VF5SS @vf5ss.bsky.social · 13h
Neil is so Breen.

I mean back.

youtu.be/o0DGnxayGFM
November 23, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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mancinisscarf.bsky.social
November 23, 2025 at 11:36 AM
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lucavi.bsky.social
it's friday
November 21, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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kelpkelpkelp.bsky.social
Discogs entry for King crimson album itcotck but with RFKs face
November 22, 2025 at 10:57 PM
grandphunktopus.bsky.social
I sometimes consider replaying X-2, then I remember about all the stuff with Brother wanting to fuck Yuna, his cousin, and reconsider playing it
ryroo.bsky.social Vince Guarooldi Trio 🔜 ANE26 @ryroo.bsky.social · 1d
X-2 not even hitting 50% for female is deeply funny
rebeccamwrites.bsky.social Rebecca McCarthy - 🔜 AdventureX #Advxconf @rebeccamwrites.bsky.social · 1d
The proportion of female to male dialogue in Final Fantasy. #advx25
November 22, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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othatsraspberry.com
go to silent hill, get a cool arm

(*results may vary)
Doodle of James from Silent Hill 2 and Hinako from Silent Hill f high fiving with their cool arms (Hinako has a wolf arm, James has a poop arm)
November 22, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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patternsofthemind.bsky.social
3 thick curved lines, one has a very curled spiral on the end, there are thinner lines between and around them, some very short, and one is a zig-zag. This piece is drawn on corrugated cardboard the texture causing some bristle looking brush strokes in the marker.
November 22, 2025 at 12:48 PM
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manifestephanie.bsky.social
KIRYU-CHAN! 🔪✨
#yakuza
Isometric fanart of multiple Majima Everywhere encounters from Yakuza Kiwami. Majima runs into Kiryu in different parts of a Kamurocho street corner in various disguises or hiding spots. Goromi, Hannya-Man, and 24-Hour Cinderella are among Majima's disguises.
November 21, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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annlynzee.bsky.social
Every once in a while, I check my son's Steam reviews.
November 20, 2025 at 6:57 PM
grandphunktopus.bsky.social
For our first anniversary my spouse ordered this beautiful hand made mug of our dear, departed cat Nüdl. Thank you so much @kness.bsky.social for your hard work and such a wonderful job ❤️
November 19, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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patternsofthemind.bsky.social
Lines forming a curved shape, with several short lines between them including some squiggly lines. 3 small lines are outside the curve. This piece is drawn on corrugated cardboard, texture causing serrated edges on the thickest lines.
November 19, 2025 at 10:52 AM
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tommysalami420.bsky.social
November 18, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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chinajoeflynn.bsky.social
Instead of the Nuzzi shit, let's focus on the fact that apparently Johnny Knoxville got married this past weekend, the wedding was officiated by John Waters, and a dog was involved
Johnny Knoxville, his new wife, John Waters, and a dog standing in front of a floral arch.
November 17, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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scottpb.bsky.social
too real lol
November 16, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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patternsofthemind.bsky.social
A shape that looks like a plant in soil with straight horizontal lines being the soil, there are also dots by the 'petals' which are shapes like a capital 'B' with 5 bumps of varying length, instead of 2. There is another shape on the page, top right, a backwards capital 'B' with 5 even lengthed bumbs instead of 2, some small lines and dots line the upper part of the straight line. This piece is drawn on corrugated cardboard, though the texture is not visible in the markers lines.
November 16, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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patternsofthemind.bsky.social
A long swishing line to the left of the page, some straight lines come off the top right side of it, almost forming a shape like a winged staff. This piece is drawn on corrugated cardboard, the texture causing some slight serration on the long swishing line.
November 15, 2025 at 11:52 PM
grandphunktopus.bsky.social
Tech bros have once again made the torment nexus
parkermolloy.com Parker Molloy @parkermolloy.com · 9d
For real, check this out. Evil.
November 15, 2025 at 8:09 AM
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mrdo.pro
don't worry everyone! my contacts at nintendo have informed me that after the first hour of metroid prime 4, miles mackenzie leaves and is replaced by the guy from the best buy spider man commercial
November 14, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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toonhive.bsky.social
‘The Owl House’ creator Dana Terrace responds to Disney+ funding AI-generated short form content in new tweet:

“Unsubscribe from Disney+. Pirate Owl House. I don’t care. Fuck gen AI.”
November 14, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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patternsofthemind.bsky.social
Some 'L' and 'J' shape thick lines crossing over each other, a large squiggle between them, a smaller squiggle top right with small lines surrounding it, and 3 similar straight lines above it. This piece is drawn on corrugated cardboard and you can really see the texture of it in almost all marker strokes.
November 13, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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slime-golem.biz
Playing Civilization and you discover pornography on the tech tree. Leonard Nimoy quotes Homer Simpson flatly. It was a pornography store. I was buying pornography.
November 12, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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patternsofthemind.bsky.social
A more complex piece, there are 2 curls forming spirals with short lines coming off them. Some straight lines thick and thin, and some lines that are very squiggly and undulating. This piece is drawn on corrugated cardboard some of the lines have serrated edges due to the texture.
November 12, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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leyawn.bsky.social
ms paint of a twitter post by Joyce Carol Oates that reads: "So curious that the richest man in the world doesn't have a favorite shape. Does he even know any shapes?" separate twitter post by an account named "shapesthetics": "The triangle is a shape with three sides and three corners, one of the most basic yet beautiful shapes in Euclidean geometry." reply to this post by Elon Musk: "Great shape:
November 10, 2025 at 7:45 PM
grandphunktopus.bsky.social
Sam Richardson and Tim Robinson in Detroiters wearing shirts that say De 2 roit
November 10, 2025 at 6:46 PM