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Grandphunktopus
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Thank you. It took a while for Neptune to realise that Nüdl wasn't coming back, and I think she became a bit depressed. But we got this little girl. Her name is Rogue, she has thumbs, and they've both become good friends
November 19, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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For our first anniversary my spouse ordered this beautiful hand made mug of our dear, departed cat Nüdl. Thank you so much @kness.bsky.social for your hard work and such a wonderful job ❤️
November 19, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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Sam Richardson and Tim Robinson in Detroiters wearing shirts that say De 2 roit
November 10, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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Luigi from the Super Mario Super Show, eyes squinted with a look of exasperated disgust. Caption saying Fucking Liberals
November 10, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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Every day
This is NOT what America is about. America is about *opens history book* uh oh *Frantically starts flipping though pages* uh oh. oh no. no no no. uh oh
October 29, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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This is all I can think about every time someone points out something the trump administration does is illegal, as if it's a gotcha
A screenshot from Club Penguin, of a penguin named Calbel. Calbel is on the phone acting as an emergency operator and there's a speech bubble originating from Calbel that says "that's illegal people can't do that"
October 26, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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Oof, just nine episodes until it got canned
A screenshot of the Century City IMDB page. It only ran for nine episodes
October 25, 2025 at 8:15 AM
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The lesson is to make sure that the nazis aren't able to talk by the end of it
The history of nazis holding rallies in left-wing areas of weimar germany, instigating street fights, and then telling the press that only they could save germany from the "violent communists" seems like an important thing for people to be studying right now.
October 10, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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Mentally, I'm here
October 9, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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I'm fond of this moment because it looks like Ose has taken and alien spelunking
Boba and Osie in front of the Wookey Hole sign. Due to the sunlight blasting Boba in the face, their fair skin is glowing so much that it obscures most of the features of their face. If it weren't for Boba's eyeliner and mascara, one could mistake them for Slenderman going through a phase.
October 8, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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October 6, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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Gummy sweets in the "shape of Shaquille O'Neal's head. One red, one blue. They are being compared to the red and blue orbs from the Devil May Cry video game series
September 29, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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Ryan Gosling as "K" from Blade Runner 2049. His face is bruised in many places, and he looks up despondent while bathed in a pink light A large holographic projection of "The Dud" character from the dating board game played in The Simpsons episode Summer of 4 Ft. 2. It is giving off a pink light The first image of K, but his eyes and mouth have been replaced by Homer Simpson's eyes and mouth from the moment he sees The Dud during Summer of 4 Ft. 2. It is an expression of surprised joy
September 25, 2025 at 12:33 PM
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My spouse: I don't think you should be mixing all those cleaning chemicals

Me having already inhaled the fumes:
September 23, 2025 at 7:43 AM
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Holden Bloodfeast (R) Iowa -118 years old -Please god just let us nuke Iran, nothing else matters, I'll do anything please I just want to see burning flesh one last time before I die -Respectable bipartisan
September 16, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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Tim Robinson from I Think You Should Leave saying "I don't know what any of this shit is and I'm fucking scared"
September 16, 2025 at 1:19 PM
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Brad Pitt from the movie Fury pointing and saying "Shoot that guy"
September 10, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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Me sowing: Hahaha fuck yeah!!! Yes!! Me reaping: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
September 10, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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Choose your fighter
A poster for 1973's The Day of the Jackal. A movie about a hitman hired to assassinate French president Charles DeGaul A poster for 1973's The Day of the Dolphin. The tagline "Unwittingly he trained a dolphin to kill the president of the United States"
September 4, 2025 at 9:06 AM
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Happy Labor Day, americans!
RHETORIC - You keep saying things like *down with the bourgoisie*, *eat the rich*, *sodomise the land owners*, *impale all people who have more the 25 reál in their pocket*, *literally murder all human beings regardless of their political beliefs* - that kind of stuff
September 1, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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Honestly, getting a lot of mileage out of this image recently
Bart Simpson, from the animated television programme, The Simpsons, saying "what an odd thing to say"
August 24, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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A handsome, dapper young cat, with a top hat crudely edited on his head
July 15, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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A close-up picture of a brown and black tabby cat that looks completely traumatised. Above the cat's head are the words "Come and See" the title of a 1985 Soviet World War 2 film, in which much of the promotional images are of a traumatised teenager after witnessing the horrors of the Nazi occupation of Belarus.
July 7, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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@boba.yogscast.com I bought the rat t-shirt for my spouse and they love it! If you're going to Bristol Pride this year, you may spot them wearing it, haha
A white t-shirt with a fat, little 3d rendered rat wearing a party hat on it. Text next to the rat in rainbow letters reads "I'm here for the (gay) party"
July 1, 2025 at 7:47 AM
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I've been thinking about this all day
A crude illustration of an elderly, bald, portly man in a wheelchair. He has breathing apparatus and an IV hooked up to him. Text reads: Holden Bloodfeast (R) Iowa. 118 years old. Please god just let us nuke Iran, nothing else matters. I'll do anything please I just want to see burning flesh one last time before I die. Respectable bipartisan
June 22, 2025 at 9:46 PM