Calum
@calumdotexe.bsky.social
President and founder of Yuko Esports
YouTube video titled "1000 Degree Knife Vs You" and the guy with the knife crawls out of your screen
January 19, 2026 at 1:11 AM
YouTube video titled "1000 Degree Knife Vs You" and the guy with the knife crawls out of your screen
Saejima's daughter is a model
January 19, 2026 at 1:09 AM
Saejima's daughter is a model
Evil Simon and Garfunkel be like "goodbye light my new enemy"
January 18, 2026 at 9:58 PM
Evil Simon and Garfunkel be like "goodbye light my new enemy"
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already an incredible title but "maximum pussy horniness" really elevates it to a higher level
Colossal Tits! A Lesbian Slut Massage Parlor!! A Lesbian Aesthetician With Colossal Tits Who Knows Every Sensual Spot On A Woman's Body Uses Her Conversational Skills And Erotic Technique To Bring Bashful Female Guests To Maximum Pussy Horniness To Satisfy Her Desires At This Massage Parlor Of Lesbi
January 18, 2026 at 3:01 PM
already an incredible title but "maximum pussy horniness" really elevates it to a higher level
Beverages are wetter when sipped from styrofoam cups. Of course they're also wet when drunk from a glass or can or bottle or whatever but something about a styrofoam cup makes them just the tiniest bit wetter
January 17, 2026 at 11:30 PM
Beverages are wetter when sipped from styrofoam cups. Of course they're also wet when drunk from a glass or can or bottle or whatever but something about a styrofoam cup makes them just the tiniest bit wetter
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If Gangnam Styling took the same amount of effort as walking normally did but was slightly faster, would you do it in public to get around more quickly or just walk regularly
January 17, 2026 at 11:25 PM
If Gangnam Styling took the same amount of effort as walking normally did but was slightly faster, would you do it in public to get around more quickly or just walk regularly
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her minge was absolutely Sopping by the time i got my willy in
January 17, 2026 at 4:29 PM
her minge was absolutely Sopping by the time i got my willy in
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does this to u
January 17, 2026 at 5:23 PM
does this to u
If you speak languages other than English: Does your language have separate words for "meat" and "flesh"?
January 16, 2026 at 11:53 PM
If you speak languages other than English: Does your language have separate words for "meat" and "flesh"?
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Not only is "le sigh, the trials and tribulations of a deep thinker" an all time line, the fact it comes in one of the most unwarranted contexts imaginable adds another layer of excellence to it
January 16, 2026 at 10:14 PM
Not only is "le sigh, the trials and tribulations of a deep thinker" an all time line, the fact it comes in one of the most unwarranted contexts imaginable adds another layer of excellence to it
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here's a weird al meme i made
January 16, 2026 at 6:44 PM
here's a weird al meme i made
One time a tweet of mine went retroactively viral cause I made a joke post about Joe Biden pandering to the audience during the primaries by bringing up how much he loves that Despacito thing you youngsters are into and a few months later he genuinely did that
January 16, 2026 at 8:34 PM
One time a tweet of mine went retroactively viral cause I made a joke post about Joe Biden pandering to the audience during the primaries by bringing up how much he loves that Despacito thing you youngsters are into and a few months later he genuinely did that
Oppai the Sailor Man
January 16, 2026 at 6:45 PM
Oppai the Sailor Man
To make things easier to find, we have moved everything away from where you're used to always finding it to some other place
January 16, 2026 at 11:44 AM
To make things easier to find, we have moved everything away from where you're used to always finding it to some other place
Me when you ask me why I gave you an upper decker
a woman in a police uniform with glasses is holding her hands together
ALT: a woman in a police uniform with glasses is holding her hands together
media.tenor.com
January 16, 2026 at 1:24 AM
Me when you ask me why I gave you an upper decker
Doing a gimmick run of BG3 where I give my companions classes that don't fit them so now I have a Sharbarian in my squad
January 16, 2026 at 1:21 AM
Doing a gimmick run of BG3 where I give my companions classes that don't fit them so now I have a Sharbarian in my squad
Evil Kazuma Kiryu be like "I've Been A Genius"
January 15, 2026 at 11:02 PM
Evil Kazuma Kiryu be like "I've Been A Genius"
[Liberal voice] It is bad that we are currently lying dead at the bottom of a cliff. It is imperative that we return to a better time, back when we had only just fallen off the cliff and were hitting terminal velocity in freefall
January 15, 2026 at 11:44 AM
[Liberal voice] It is bad that we are currently lying dead at the bottom of a cliff. It is imperative that we return to a better time, back when we had only just fallen off the cliff and were hitting terminal velocity in freefall
MCU is just a worse version of The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
January 15, 2026 at 12:48 AM
MCU is just a worse version of The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny