Gobbert
@getagripgibbs.bsky.social
Still getting used to posting publicly
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SORRY. Sorry.
Have we seen this *incredible* news video coming out of Queensland? Wait for the witness/witnesses statement
Have we seen this *incredible* news video coming out of Queensland? Wait for the witness/witnesses statement
April 21, 2025 at 2:38 PM
SORRY. Sorry.
Have we seen this *incredible* news video coming out of Queensland? Wait for the witness/witnesses statement
Have we seen this *incredible* news video coming out of Queensland? Wait for the witness/witnesses statement
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I don't think this is still embargoed but Draft Kings will be unveiling a new Manning Brother in an add later in the game. It's not a bit they made up for an ad, either, they crafted a real guy using proprietary Manning DNA. They call him Slumper and it sounds like a freight train when he breathes.
February 10, 2025 at 12:29 AM
I don't think this is still embargoed but Draft Kings will be unveiling a new Manning Brother in an add later in the game. It's not a bit they made up for an ad, either, they crafted a real guy using proprietary Manning DNA. They call him Slumper and it sounds like a freight train when he breathes.
Spitting game you can’t comprehend at women you can’t even perceive
February 10, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Spitting game you can’t comprehend at women you can’t even perceive
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pretty cool how us tweeter refugees came to bsky and proceeded to relentlessly post jokes with the same grim, joyless determination that one devotes to cleaning their shower grout, just like we did at the other place
February 7, 2025 at 4:30 AM
pretty cool how us tweeter refugees came to bsky and proceeded to relentlessly post jokes with the same grim, joyless determination that one devotes to cleaning their shower grout, just like we did at the other place
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[uses 225 gallons of water to clean out peanut butter jar for recycling]
February 4, 2025 at 2:41 AM
[uses 225 gallons of water to clean out peanut butter jar for recycling]
Hitting on the doctor right after she prescribes me medication which has a side effect of erectile dysfunction
February 4, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Hitting on the doctor right after she prescribes me medication which has a side effect of erectile dysfunction
Drinking a soda at 8 am is crazy work
February 2, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Drinking a soda at 8 am is crazy work
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This tantrum isn’t tempered.
February 2, 2025 at 2:17 PM
This tantrum isn’t tempered.
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I think Americans, blessed with relatively stable government for a long time, assume there is someone, some adult, who will step in and make things right before the President does anything REALLY bad.
There’s not.
There’s not.
February 2, 2025 at 2:55 PM
I think Americans, blessed with relatively stable government for a long time, assume there is someone, some adult, who will step in and make things right before the President does anything REALLY bad.
There’s not.
There’s not.
Hanging on by the same tenuous thread that keeps me to my religious upbringing
January 29, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Hanging on by the same tenuous thread that keeps me to my religious upbringing
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Dr. Seuss struggling not to rhyme as he gives a description of his wife’s killer
January 27, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Dr. Seuss struggling not to rhyme as he gives a description of his wife’s killer
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You was in the club without clarity of purpose
January 22, 2025 at 9:06 PM
You was in the club without clarity of purpose
She’s bouncing on it in a way that truly shows her deep understanding of the game
January 16, 2025 at 5:16 AM
She’s bouncing on it in a way that truly shows her deep understanding of the game
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“What follows is a step-by-step account of how Hitler systematically disabled and then dismantled his country’s democratic structures and processes in less than two months’ time.”
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archiv...
How Hitler Dismantled a Democracy in 53 Days
He used the constitution to shatter the constitution.
www.theatlantic.com
January 9, 2025 at 2:35 AM
“What follows is a step-by-step account of how Hitler systematically disabled and then dismantled his country’s democratic structures and processes in less than two months’ time.”
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archiv...
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Why are lingerie stores not called “brathels?”
January 9, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Why are lingerie stores not called “brathels?”
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your honor this is boring
January 2, 2025 at 5:08 PM
your honor this is boring
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“Our worst enemy is not Trump himself, but fatalism about our ability to stop him. The Constitution’s checks and balances are not self-enforcing; they work only where citizens and civil society institutions fight back.”
www.nybooks.com/online/2024/...
www.nybooks.com/online/2024/...
What Could Stop Him? | David Cole
Almost like the cycles of grief, Donald Trump’s reelection has provoked shock, outrage, despondency, exhaustion, and despair. And for good reason. Trump’s
www.nybooks.com
December 22, 2024 at 8:03 PM
“Our worst enemy is not Trump himself, but fatalism about our ability to stop him. The Constitution’s checks and balances are not self-enforcing; they work only where citizens and civil society institutions fight back.”
www.nybooks.com/online/2024/...
www.nybooks.com/online/2024/...
Japanese Sopranos and they’re in California
December 22, 2024 at 8:06 PM
Japanese Sopranos and they’re in California
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female mantis: pray, love, eat
December 22, 2024 at 4:25 PM
female mantis: pray, love, eat
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“Still punk” I whisper, as I try to get a good picture of my eczema so I can order more steroid cream
December 22, 2024 at 10:35 AM
“Still punk” I whisper, as I try to get a good picture of my eczema so I can order more steroid cream
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I believe spacemen traveled a million billion lightyears just to fly real low over my house hoping for a glimpse of my dingus
December 17, 2024 at 10:48 PM
I believe spacemen traveled a million billion lightyears just to fly real low over my house hoping for a glimpse of my dingus
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Steve Urkel, ascending and experiencing all of time simultaneously:
will I have always done that?
will I have always done that?
April 13, 2024 at 3:43 PM
Steve Urkel, ascending and experiencing all of time simultaneously:
will I have always done that?
will I have always done that?
Do kids still jinx each other or is it all SWAT-ing each other these days?
December 17, 2024 at 4:03 PM
Do kids still jinx each other or is it all SWAT-ing each other these days?
Understimulated! At the theater production
December 16, 2024 at 3:44 AM
Understimulated! At the theater production
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Also doesn’t pointing out his grandfather built a dynasty but Luigi still got fucked over by health insurance kind of reinforce the opposite of what they’re saying
posting his hot grandpa who looks just like him is a funny way to try to turn public opinion but okay
December 15, 2024 at 6:36 PM
Also doesn’t pointing out his grandfather built a dynasty but Luigi still got fucked over by health insurance kind of reinforce the opposite of what they’re saying