I have done SO badly at EVERY Olympics question on this Christmas’s Only Connects :(
December 26, 2025 at 9:08 PM
I have done SO badly at EVERY Olympics question on this Christmas’s Only Connects :(
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Sorry to be atrocious, but well: you already follow me.
Where in Stratford can I buy poppers? Cannnnnot be fucked to to Portsmouth to Stratford to town to Stratford tomorrow, and my luggage is too big to drop in on the way
Where in Stratford can I buy poppers? Cannnnnot be fucked to to Portsmouth to Stratford to town to Stratford tomorrow, and my luggage is too big to drop in on the way
December 26, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Sorry to be atrocious, but well: you already follow me.
Where in Stratford can I buy poppers? Cannnnnot be fucked to to Portsmouth to Stratford to town to Stratford tomorrow, and my luggage is too big to drop in on the way
Where in Stratford can I buy poppers? Cannnnnot be fucked to to Portsmouth to Stratford to town to Stratford tomorrow, and my luggage is too big to drop in on the way
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Imagine writing this in a nation where 41% of people suffer under something called “medical debt”
December 26, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Imagine writing this in a nation where 41% of people suffer under something called “medical debt”
Big Suze’s mate Jan amazed that they would have David Williams on Would I Lie To You “on tonight of all nights given what he’s been up to”
December 26, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Big Suze’s mate Jan amazed that they would have David Williams on Would I Lie To You “on tonight of all nights given what he’s been up to”
My mum - until Dec 23rd owner and ongoing eater of blueberries that had actually gone fully furry - has suddenly decided she’s too good for three-day-old Chinese
December 26, 2025 at 6:30 PM
My mum - until Dec 23rd owner and ongoing eater of blueberries that had actually gone fully furry - has suddenly decided she’s too good for three-day-old Chinese
My fourth emergency card is my Monzo leading to absolutely assassinations like this
December 26, 2025 at 5:18 PM
My fourth emergency card is my Monzo leading to absolutely assassinations like this
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I've been thinking about this sign for 6 months. a phrase I'll treasure forever. a metaphor with boundless potential
December 26, 2025 at 4:09 PM
I've been thinking about this sign for 6 months. a phrase I'll treasure forever. a metaphor with boundless potential
Probably picking up some supplies before heading off to colonise Palestine x
Duolingo mascot Duo the owl at a pop-up in Shibuya, Tokyo
December 26, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Probably picking up some supplies before heading off to colonise Palestine x
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Watching THE GREEN KNIGHT again
April 22, 2024 at 7:43 PM
Watching THE GREEN KNIGHT again
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(daft punk One More Time voice) Auld Lang Syne
December 26, 2025 at 3:39 PM
(daft punk One More Time voice) Auld Lang Syne
Sorry to be atrocious, but well: you already follow me.
Where in Stratford can I buy poppers? Cannnnnot be fucked to to Portsmouth to Stratford to town to Stratford tomorrow, and my luggage is too big to drop in on the way
Where in Stratford can I buy poppers? Cannnnnot be fucked to to Portsmouth to Stratford to town to Stratford tomorrow, and my luggage is too big to drop in on the way
December 26, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Sorry to be atrocious, but well: you already follow me.
Where in Stratford can I buy poppers? Cannnnnot be fucked to to Portsmouth to Stratford to town to Stratford tomorrow, and my luggage is too big to drop in on the way
Where in Stratford can I buy poppers? Cannnnnot be fucked to to Portsmouth to Stratford to town to Stratford tomorrow, and my luggage is too big to drop in on the way
When I tell you: I was ready to go to bed at like 7.45 this evening and now I’m lying here and am absolutely failing to sleep 🤡
December 25, 2025 at 11:41 PM
When I tell you: I was ready to go to bed at like 7.45 this evening and now I’m lying here and am absolutely failing to sleep 🤡
TikTok sees how much I love cat compilations and about twice a week goes “what about a dog one?!”
Still no motherfucker.
Still no motherfucker.
December 25, 2025 at 10:53 PM
TikTok sees how much I love cat compilations and about twice a week goes “what about a dog one?!”
Still no motherfucker.
Still no motherfucker.
Absolutely insane to watch linear commercial television for the first time in 2025 an realise what People experience when it comes to adverts and that
December 25, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Absolutely insane to watch linear commercial television for the first time in 2025 an realise what People experience when it comes to adverts and that
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Big Suze (my mum) has just met Big Suze (Peep Show) for the first time
December 25, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Big Suze (my mum) has just met Big Suze (Peep Show) for the first time
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Belle: hey
Scrooge: sup
Belle: left the house again
Scrooge: lol
Scrooge: did they do the song
Belle: 🫠
Scrooge: sup
Belle: left the house again
Scrooge: lol
Scrooge: did they do the song
Belle: 🫠
December 25, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Belle: hey
Scrooge: sup
Belle: left the house again
Scrooge: lol
Scrooge: did they do the song
Belle: 🫠
Scrooge: sup
Belle: left the house again
Scrooge: lol
Scrooge: did they do the song
Belle: 🫠
This year’s Two Doors Down is superb, some amazing lines.
December 25, 2025 at 7:31 PM
This year’s Two Doors Down is superb, some amazing lines.
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I have shrunken
the Tim
that was in
the Carol
and which
you were probably
Scrooging
for Christmas
Forgive me
What day is it?
So BOY!,
and NOT dead
the Tim
that was in
the Carol
and which
you were probably
Scrooging
for Christmas
Forgive me
What day is it?
So BOY!,
and NOT dead
December 25, 2025 at 4:50 PM
I have shrunken
the Tim
that was in
the Carol
and which
you were probably
Scrooging
for Christmas
Forgive me
What day is it?
So BOY!,
and NOT dead
the Tim
that was in
the Carol
and which
you were probably
Scrooging
for Christmas
Forgive me
What day is it?
So BOY!,
and NOT dead
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i had to drop what i was doing to make this
December 23, 2025 at 3:59 PM
i had to drop what i was doing to make this
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wishing a very [rat boy kiss] to everyone
![The Muppet Christmas Carol. Gonzo as Charles Dickens (Narrator). Rizzo the Rat as himself (Co-narrator). Rizzo appears to be kissing Gonzo on his nose. The caption reads, “[RAT BOY KISS]”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:tdxyleg7p5qmi32htewphrbn/bafkreih574eeazrs42wb34v7l72qx3uhnmigi6zon66nokml5m6i4uyegq@jpeg)
December 24, 2025 at 9:22 PM
wishing a very [rat boy kiss] to everyone
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Choose your fighter
December 25, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Choose your fighter
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Santa Claus Pikachu at the Shibuya Pokemon Center in Tokyo
December 25, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Santa Claus Pikachu at the Shibuya Pokemon Center in Tokyo
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me: you boy what day is it today?
boy: nonces shout out of the window day.
me: oof you’ve absolutely done me there.
boy: nonces shout out of the window day.
me: oof you’ve absolutely done me there.
December 25, 2024 at 7:57 AM
me: you boy what day is it today?
boy: nonces shout out of the window day.
me: oof you’ve absolutely done me there.
boy: nonces shout out of the window day.
me: oof you’ve absolutely done me there.