Leftback
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Chelsea and very socially liberal politics, so basically you'll get angry at something.
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Having had 4 sessions to look at this pitch, it's pretty obvious Somerset should be penalised.
December 27, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Having had 4 sessions to look at this pitch, it's pretty obvious Somerset should be penalised.
In a decision that future leftback will either curse or ignore, I've set an alarm for 5am tomorrow to catch what I assume will be the end of #TheCricket
December 27, 2025 at 1:47 AM
In a decision that future leftback will either curse or ignore, I've set an alarm for 5am tomorrow to catch what I assume will be the end of #TheCricket
Currently I'm at the 'everything is aching like mad' stage of being ill where wiping my arse was somehow more painful than all my post knee replacement physio.
Hope you're having a good evening/had a good night's sleep depending on when you read this.
Hope you're having a good evening/had a good night's sleep depending on when you read this.
Eating half a jar of spicy pickles might have been a mistake.
December 27, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Currently I'm at the 'everything is aching like mad' stage of being ill where wiping my arse was somehow more painful than all my post knee replacement physio.
Hope you're having a good evening/had a good night's sleep depending on when you read this.
Hope you're having a good evening/had a good night's sleep depending on when you read this.
Eating half a jar of spicy pickles might have been a mistake.
December 27, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Eating half a jar of spicy pickles might have been a mistake.
Scott Boland out having outscored all of England's top four and 8 of its batters in the first innings. #TheCricket
December 26, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Scott Boland out having outscored all of England's top four and 8 of its batters in the first innings. #TheCricket
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For the love of fuck don't look at the Sistine Chapel or you'll never get finished re-decorating.
December 26, 2025 at 6:34 PM
For the love of fuck don't look at the Sistine Chapel or you'll never get finished re-decorating.
OK, looks like I am tiling the bathroom at Casa del Leftback
Diango Hernández • from the Series ‘Piscinas Olaistas' • related PSA: 'Piranesi' by Susanna Clarke is an astounding novel and everyone should read it
December 26, 2025 at 6:32 PM
OK, looks like I am tiling the bathroom at Casa del Leftback
As the one person in the world who is consistently anti-Boxing Day football, today is like Christmas has come early (or one day late)
December 26, 2025 at 2:09 PM
As the one person in the world who is consistently anti-Boxing Day football, today is like Christmas has come early (or one day late)
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series over, England plan clearly now to bankrupt Cricket Australia
December 26, 2025 at 7:52 AM
series over, England plan clearly now to bankrupt Cricket Australia
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You can tell that LotR was written by an academic because Gandalf disappears for like 20 years doing research to answer a single question.
December 26, 2025 at 12:40 AM
You can tell that LotR was written by an academic because Gandalf disappears for like 20 years doing research to answer a single question.
I may have been slightly out with my prediction.
Anyway, it's time to take Bluesky back from the miserabilists over the pond with our own special brand of misery. England opting to bowl first on a green pitch under grey skies, so what do we reckon: 120-0 at lunch? #TheCricket
December 26, 2025 at 1:07 AM
I may have been slightly out with my prediction.
Anyway, it's time to take Bluesky back from the miserabilists over the pond with our own special brand of misery. England opting to bowl first on a green pitch under grey skies, so what do we reckon: 120-0 at lunch? #TheCricket
December 25, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Anyway, it's time to take Bluesky back from the miserabilists over the pond with our own special brand of misery. England opting to bowl first on a green pitch under grey skies, so what do we reckon: 120-0 at lunch? #TheCricket
Apparently as long as I don't move I feel fine. I can work with that.
December 25, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Apparently as long as I don't move I feel fine. I can work with that.
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PSA: Don't allow your laziness to accidentally endorse this shit
Remember everyone, turn off the telly at 10:14 tonight before the Mrs Brown's Boys special 10:15.
December 25, 2025 at 9:00 PM
PSA: Don't allow your laziness to accidentally endorse this shit
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Showing my ass here but I feel there's a big difference between "in the sink" and "on the dish drying rack".
OK team, there is a debate in the girls chat, and I have absolutely no idea which side to join in with, if any
If you, a girl, go home with a guy, and he has dishes in his sink or dish drying rack, does that give you the ick
If you, a girl, go home with a guy, and he has dishes in his sink or dish drying rack, does that give you the ick
December 25, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Showing my ass here but I feel there's a big difference between "in the sink" and "on the dish drying rack".
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I could always light my Toht candle to make up for it.
December 25, 2025 at 5:44 PM
I could always light my Toht candle to make up for it.
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Can’t even melt Nazis on Christmas Day ITV nowadays, because of woke.
#RaidersOfTheLostArk
#RaidersOfTheLostArk
December 25, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Can’t even melt Nazis on Christmas Day ITV nowadays, because of woke.
#RaidersOfTheLostArk
#RaidersOfTheLostArk
I've stuck the Nutcracker on as background music whilst I stare at the timer for my cooking dinner and the main - and I do strongly point out, adult - dancers are on, and oh my, you posh people really are into the Cultural aspect of it all. Cultural aspects everywhere on the stage.
December 25, 2025 at 12:27 PM
I've stuck the Nutcracker on as background music whilst I stare at the timer for my cooking dinner and the main - and I do strongly point out, adult - dancers are on, and oh my, you posh people really are into the Cultural aspect of it all. Cultural aspects everywhere on the stage.
Dinner is cooking now as I suspect I'm going to be out like a light come 3:00, and the only thing keeping me upright now is the the 8 coffee creams I ate this morning so I wouldn't find them when dipping into the sweet tin at random later today. Merry Christmas to one and all.
I've done some emergency cleaning and tidying. Oh yeah, something's up. Going to have to switch on and update the laptop in case I'm in bed all day tomorrow :-(
A headache and sore joints in the middle of flu season? I'm sure its nothing.
December 25, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Dinner is cooking now as I suspect I'm going to be out like a light come 3:00, and the only thing keeping me upright now is the the 8 coffee creams I ate this morning so I wouldn't find them when dipping into the sweet tin at random later today. Merry Christmas to one and all.
Anyway, good morning and merry Christmas to everyone but the cat who attacked my toes this morning for sticking out of the end of the duvet.
December 25, 2025 at 8:41 AM
Anyway, good morning and merry Christmas to everyone but the cat who attacked my toes this morning for sticking out of the end of the duvet.
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Happy 7th anniversary of Piers Morgan blocking me on Twitter for saying that he was the bird lady in Home Alone 2.
December 25, 2025 at 8:39 AM
Happy 7th anniversary of Piers Morgan blocking me on Twitter for saying that he was the bird lady in Home Alone 2.
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December 24, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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Yes! A proper Christmas
December 25, 2025 at 8:19 AM
Yes! A proper Christmas
You can't call someone a cunt for setting off a load of fireworks at midnight on Christmas Day these days cos of woke.
Although I just did, so...
Although I just did, so...
December 25, 2025 at 12:11 AM
You can't call someone a cunt for setting off a load of fireworks at midnight on Christmas Day these days cos of woke.
Although I just did, so...
Although I just did, so...