Junkyard Fool
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Be great if as well as refs having to justify their performance etc, someone from a TV company rescheduling fixtures had to publicly justify how they expect a Brighton fan to get back from Liverpool at 11pm
February 14, 2026 at 7:19 PM
Be great if as well as refs having to justify their performance etc, someone from a TV company rescheduling fixtures had to publicly justify how they expect a Brighton fan to get back from Liverpool at 11pm
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Danny Murphy’s favourite band is The Spin Doctors.
February 14, 2026 at 6:04 PM
Danny Murphy’s favourite band is The Spin Doctors.
🎵 worst come to worst, I’m drinking this first 🎵
February 14, 2026 at 5:38 PM
🎵 worst come to worst, I’m drinking this first 🎵
Time for a well earned #soak
Had the misfortune to do some actual genuine manual graft yesterday, in the office and their was a delivery of stock, huge fucking container I helped unload, and it’s absolutely ruined me
Had the misfortune to do some actual genuine manual graft yesterday, in the office and their was a delivery of stock, huge fucking container I helped unload, and it’s absolutely ruined me
February 14, 2026 at 4:12 PM
Time for a well earned #soak
Had the misfortune to do some actual genuine manual graft yesterday, in the office and their was a delivery of stock, huge fucking container I helped unload, and it’s absolutely ruined me
Had the misfortune to do some actual genuine manual graft yesterday, in the office and their was a delivery of stock, huge fucking container I helped unload, and it’s absolutely ruined me
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It's seldom I'm lost for words....
February 14, 2026 at 2:51 PM
It's seldom I'm lost for words....
Just looking at the national league north table to see how Macc are doing in that, Hereford 2nd bottom have 8 (eight!) games in hand on some teams, 8?!
February 14, 2026 at 2:17 PM
Just looking at the national league north table to see how Macc are doing in that, Hereford 2nd bottom have 8 (eight!) games in hand on some teams, 8?!
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Pretend you work in a charity shop by being rude.
February 14, 2026 at 12:53 PM
Pretend you work in a charity shop by being rude.
John Brewins article on Macclesfield in the guardian is excellent, with that in mind I sincerely hope we crush their stupid hopes and dreams
February 14, 2026 at 1:21 PM
John Brewins article on Macclesfield in the guardian is excellent, with that in mind I sincerely hope we crush their stupid hopes and dreams
Shipley residents when Saltaire started to be built
That's rubbish from Salt
February 14, 2026 at 11:29 AM
Shipley residents when Saltaire started to be built
Christ!! These are incredible, sort of tackle that Barbara Cartland would lie in bed gobbling 👀
February 14, 2026 at 10:18 AM
Christ!! These are incredible, sort of tackle that Barbara Cartland would lie in bed gobbling 👀
Load of posh Betty’s Chocolates and a bottle of Mena Dhu stout in the Ocado shop was my Valentines Day haul, well chuffed.
Is there like Xmas a #ValentinesDayRuined hashtag?
Is there like Xmas a #ValentinesDayRuined hashtag?
February 14, 2026 at 9:36 AM
Load of posh Betty’s Chocolates and a bottle of Mena Dhu stout in the Ocado shop was my Valentines Day haul, well chuffed.
Is there like Xmas a #ValentinesDayRuined hashtag?
Is there like Xmas a #ValentinesDayRuined hashtag?
Music on RadMac has been 🔥 this morning, loads of stuff I don’t know but like instantly and old favourites
February 14, 2026 at 9:07 AM
Music on RadMac has been 🔥 this morning, loads of stuff I don’t know but like instantly and old favourites
Cringing to myself slightly after meeting fellow dog owner I know in the village, late 60sish woman, who after concluding our interaction I bade her goodbye with a “see ya pal”
You can’t address a lady of a certain age like that!! What’s wrong with me??!
You can’t address a lady of a certain age like that!! What’s wrong with me??!
February 14, 2026 at 8:51 AM
Cringing to myself slightly after meeting fellow dog owner I know in the village, late 60sish woman, who after concluding our interaction I bade her goodbye with a “see ya pal”
You can’t address a lady of a certain age like that!! What’s wrong with me??!
You can’t address a lady of a certain age like that!! What’s wrong with me??!
Dog walking action shots on a gorgeous morning, from the epicentre of Wooldom, with hill snow on what I like to think of Englands Ayres Rock, Pendle Hill
February 14, 2026 at 8:34 AM
Dog walking action shots on a gorgeous morning, from the epicentre of Wooldom, with hill snow on what I like to think of Englands Ayres Rock, Pendle Hill
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#WhenTaken #718 (14.02.2026)
I scored 787/1000🏅
1️⃣📍811 km - 🗓️0 yrs - 🥇176/200
2️⃣📍3.5K km - 🗓️13 yrs - 🥉111/200
3️⃣📍1.9 km - 🗓️0 yrs - 🥇200/200
4️⃣📍1.1 km - 🗓️43 yrs - 🥉100/200
5️⃣📍944 m - 🗓️0 yrs - 🥇200/200
Went ‘land instead of ‘world boooo
I scored 787/1000🏅
1️⃣📍811 km - 🗓️0 yrs - 🥇176/200
2️⃣📍3.5K km - 🗓️13 yrs - 🥉111/200
3️⃣📍1.9 km - 🗓️0 yrs - 🥇200/200
4️⃣📍1.1 km - 🗓️43 yrs - 🥉100/200
5️⃣📍944 m - 🗓️0 yrs - 🥇200/200
Went ‘land instead of ‘world boooo
February 14, 2026 at 7:30 AM
#WhenTaken #718 (14.02.2026)
I scored 787/1000🏅
1️⃣📍811 km - 🗓️0 yrs - 🥇176/200
2️⃣📍3.5K km - 🗓️13 yrs - 🥉111/200
3️⃣📍1.9 km - 🗓️0 yrs - 🥇200/200
4️⃣📍1.1 km - 🗓️43 yrs - 🥉100/200
5️⃣📍944 m - 🗓️0 yrs - 🥇200/200
Went ‘land instead of ‘world boooo
I scored 787/1000🏅
1️⃣📍811 km - 🗓️0 yrs - 🥇176/200
2️⃣📍3.5K km - 🗓️13 yrs - 🥉111/200
3️⃣📍1.9 km - 🗓️0 yrs - 🥇200/200
4️⃣📍1.1 km - 🗓️43 yrs - 🥉100/200
5️⃣📍944 m - 🗓️0 yrs - 🥇200/200
Went ‘land instead of ‘world boooo
This just popped up on YouTube when I searched for some Bees stuff, you know how insufferable most match day vlogs are, this (to me) is peak Everton, right down to him fucking off at 3-1 😜
youtu.be/cUdsttfNUYo?...
youtu.be/cUdsttfNUYo?...
BULLIED BY BRENTFORD AT HOME!! | MATCHDAY VLOG
YouTube video by Reardonnn
youtu.be
February 14, 2026 at 7:07 AM
This just popped up on YouTube when I searched for some Bees stuff, you know how insufferable most match day vlogs are, this (to me) is peak Everton, right down to him fucking off at 3-1 😜
youtu.be/cUdsttfNUYo?...
youtu.be/cUdsttfNUYo?...
Got my Leeds ticket sorted, with a hotel for a game 25 miles away 😂
Pals arriving at noon for an 8pm KO, that’ll be a quiet night at the library!!
Pals arriving at noon for an 8pm KO, that’ll be a quiet night at the library!!
February 13, 2026 at 9:51 PM
Got my Leeds ticket sorted, with a hotel for a game 25 miles away 😂
Pals arriving at noon for an 8pm KO, that’ll be a quiet night at the library!!
Pals arriving at noon for an 8pm KO, that’ll be a quiet night at the library!!
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Level on aggregate!
February 13, 2026 at 9:14 PM
Level on aggregate!
OK, this is weird but I have to know. Does anyone remember a cute British comfort food restaurant in Manchester's Northern Quarter that served Mrs Kirkham's Cheese On Toast and, and here we come to the point, a dish named after Michael Palin. Mention in next book for info received.
February 13, 2026 at 8:14 PM
Igor Tudor??!!
OFF WITH HIS HEAD!!!
OFF WITH HIS HEAD!!!
February 13, 2026 at 2:25 PM
Igor Tudor??!!
OFF WITH HIS HEAD!!!
OFF WITH HIS HEAD!!!
#WhenTaken #717 (13.02.2026)
I scored 693/1000🎗️
1️⃣📍562 m - 🗓️13 yrs - 🥇176/200
2️⃣📍14.5K km - 🗓️19 yrs - 🎗️58/200
3️⃣📍331 km - 🗓️5 yrs - 🥇184/200
4️⃣📍262 km - 🗓️10 yrs - 🥇176/200
5️⃣📍15.4K km - 🗓️1 yrs - 🥉99/200
I scored 693/1000🎗️
1️⃣📍562 m - 🗓️13 yrs - 🥇176/200
2️⃣📍14.5K km - 🗓️19 yrs - 🎗️58/200
3️⃣📍331 km - 🗓️5 yrs - 🥇184/200
4️⃣📍262 km - 🗓️10 yrs - 🥇176/200
5️⃣📍15.4K km - 🗓️1 yrs - 🥉99/200
a close up of a woman 's face with the words " whatever " on the bottom
ALT: a close up of a woman 's face with the words " whatever " on the bottom
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February 13, 2026 at 7:36 AM
#WhenTaken #717 (13.02.2026)
I scored 693/1000🎗️
1️⃣📍562 m - 🗓️13 yrs - 🥇176/200
2️⃣📍14.5K km - 🗓️19 yrs - 🎗️58/200
3️⃣📍331 km - 🗓️5 yrs - 🥇184/200
4️⃣📍262 km - 🗓️10 yrs - 🥇176/200
5️⃣📍15.4K km - 🗓️1 yrs - 🥉99/200
I scored 693/1000🎗️
1️⃣📍562 m - 🗓️13 yrs - 🥇176/200
2️⃣📍14.5K km - 🗓️19 yrs - 🎗️58/200
3️⃣📍331 km - 🗓️5 yrs - 🥇184/200
4️⃣📍262 km - 🗓️10 yrs - 🥇176/200
5️⃣📍15.4K km - 🗓️1 yrs - 🥉99/200
Really need to beat the likes of these bums, disappointed
February 12, 2026 at 9:55 PM
Really need to beat the likes of these bums, disappointed