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‘They give us Job Creation Schemes
When all we want are hopes and dreams’
My cousin from Dublin randomly appeared in Bristol earlier today and I foolishly asked him round for a drink.

Cannot get rid of the fucker.
December 26, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Man Utd now just making up players is it.
December 26, 2025 at 9:26 PM
On paper that Man Utd team looks absolutely gash.
December 26, 2025 at 7:17 PM
The Finisterre sale is quite something.
December 26, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Kate Winslet’s Desert Island Discs is quite something. She’s absolutely insufferable.
December 26, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Need new jeans. What make are the dressers out there going with these days? I like my current Folk ones like.
December 26, 2025 at 9:51 AM
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..and rising 😟
December 26, 2025 at 9:20 AM
Amazing that this Donald Trump looking fucker is actually the son of former President Gerald Ford.
December 25, 2025 at 11:58 PM
What the FUCK is he doing with that top button.
December 25, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Everyone has gone to bed but I’m staying up for a bit ‘to watch Match of the Day’.
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December 25, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Big Suze on The Bake Off though.
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December 25, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Oh now we’re talking!
Our big Christmas Night Film... 📽️ THE ODESSA FILE (1974) 9:55pm on #TPTV

Stars #JonVoight #MaximillianSchell #MariaSchell thriller #TPTVsubtitles
December 25, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Mum now entering what seems to be the 14th hour of Emmerdale Farm.
December 25, 2025 at 8:04 PM
When Harry Met Sally on BBC1 later on.
December 25, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Remembered the off license run by the terrifying one-eyed Russian man is open today lads.

#cans

#cansplans

#fuckoffEverton
December 25, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Mother in law taking wine consumption to a genuinely Olympic level.
December 25, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Just been to the ‘fridge and I only have 3 #cans
December 25, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Forgot to do Wordle yesterday so my 102 day streak ended.
December 25, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Saucony Jazz trainers on the M&S website for £45 lads.
December 25, 2025 at 10:22 AM
The missus got me a record player so I can finally play all the lovely records that @andydot.bsky.social gave me before he died this year. Raise a glass to the lovely bugger today if you get a moment.
December 25, 2025 at 9:24 AM
Wondering which celebrity will die today.
December 25, 2025 at 9:21 AM
Waking up before the child on Christmas morning feels like a bit of a milestone.

Might get on the #cans
December 25, 2025 at 7:03 AM
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“Like prime, but with human beings”
December 24, 2025 at 6:17 PM