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‘Oh well. Just give me an easy life and a peaceful death. Yeah, yeah.’
The whole premise of this film is she is fat and at the start she is 9st 6lbs.

She’s supposedly a terrible loser but she has a flat in Zone 1 in London and a good job in marketing that she can walk to every morning.

My counter novel, ‘Bridget Jones Is Doing Really Well Actually’ is out soon.
November 14, 2025 at 10:55 PM
November 14, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Trains are all cancelled due to flooding and they’re heading home from the station now.
November 14, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Cheese and mince?!
November 14, 2025 at 4:09 PM
November 14, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Join us…
November 14, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Home alone for two nights with a gig I’ve been looking forward to tomorrow lads.
November 14, 2025 at 9:46 AM
November 14, 2025 at 9:15 AM
November 13, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Watching a documentary about France’s post WW2 recovery. Struck by how these coal miners in 1945 are dressed exactly like everyone who was at The Beta Band gig I went to recently.
November 13, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Yes I was aware.

This has just reminded there’s an Irish folk night on at my local later on and they do a tremendous Guinness.
November 13, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Couch?!
November 13, 2025 at 3:36 PM
November 12, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Bizarrely there IS one there now. Wasn’t when we lived there.
November 12, 2025 at 12:22 PM
November 12, 2025 at 7:05 AM
Just woke up on the sofa lads.
November 12, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Nice piece on John Cooper in The Times.
November 11, 2025 at 6:57 PM
November 11, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Just remembered I’ve got a ticket to see the wonderful Admiral Fallow on Saturday.
November 11, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Was following this lad for a while but think he might actually be a grifting cunt so have binned that.
November 10, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I work with a lad who grew up on the ninth floor. Some of what he’s told me is genuinely surreal.
November 10, 2025 at 11:59 AM
The premise of two of the biggest films of the 90s was that these two women were ‘fat’. Absolute toxic culture when it comes to size.
November 10, 2025 at 10:14 AM
I did! Just across and back to say I’d done it. This was the view of the pub from our balcony.
November 9, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Sigh. I was here the other day in glorious sunshine. Now I’m sat in my building site house watching the rain with work looming tomorrow.

#fuckoffEverton
November 9, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Again?! Fucking hell, seems to do it about twice a week.
November 9, 2025 at 11:10 AM