Junkyard Fool
@junkyardfool.bsky.social
Can’t access DMs as I’m a child unfortunately
Bugger all (waterfall)
November 17, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Bugger all (waterfall)
Cease & Desist letter from the M Osti estate incoming in 5,4,3….
November 17, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Cease & Desist letter from the M Osti estate incoming in 5,4,3….
*invests immediately*
November 17, 2025 at 9:02 PM
*invests immediately*
Hermanns Kermode sits just behind Shatners Bassoon in the brain
November 17, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Hermanns Kermode sits just behind Shatners Bassoon in the brain
A pint of plains your only man
November 17, 2025 at 7:25 PM
A pint of plains your only man
I’m blue Labour honey, our morals, beliefs, ethics don’t mean shit”
November 17, 2025 at 7:24 PM
I’m blue Labour honey, our morals, beliefs, ethics don’t mean shit”
Let the records show, and I’m checking my diary now, that I will reluctantly allow myself to be your next victim when you show such generosity again
November 17, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Let the records show, and I’m checking my diary now, that I will reluctantly allow myself to be your next victim when you show such generosity again
I haven’t been to a bees game this season yet, and have let my membership (and loyalty points with it) lapse.
Am considering though going down on the day of a game, and the £80 that entails on the train, just to have pints with my London mates
Am considering though going down on the day of a game, and the £80 that entails on the train, just to have pints with my London mates
November 17, 2025 at 4:23 PM
I haven’t been to a bees game this season yet, and have let my membership (and loyalty points with it) lapse.
Am considering though going down on the day of a game, and the £80 that entails on the train, just to have pints with my London mates
Am considering though going down on the day of a game, and the £80 that entails on the train, just to have pints with my London mates
Nigel Blackwells first band I think
November 17, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Nigel Blackwells first band I think
Attempted Moustache
November 17, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Attempted Moustache
Wife saw them at (actually better than it sounds) Grassington Festival 10 years ago, had 0 knowledge of songs particularly and certainly not her bag, but said they were absolutely fucking brilliant, really tight & polished, and had a, let’s face it, not their class demographic, proper bouncing
November 17, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Wife saw them at (actually better than it sounds) Grassington Festival 10 years ago, had 0 knowledge of songs particularly and certainly not her bag, but said they were absolutely fucking brilliant, really tight & polished, and had a, let’s face it, not their class demographic, proper bouncing
that is scripted to within an inch of its life but is meant to seem ad-hoc
November 17, 2025 at 11:59 AM
that is scripted to within an inch of its life but is meant to seem ad-hoc
Broadening this out slightly, there’s a device they use for presenting on things like More Or Less that drives me potty, where the presenter and reporter have a conversation that’s meant to sound conversational and revealing “so what did they say?’” “Well! It may surprise you to know…”
November 17, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Broadening this out slightly, there’s a device they use for presenting on things like More Or Less that drives me potty, where the presenter and reporter have a conversation that’s meant to sound conversational and revealing “so what did they say?’” “Well! It may surprise you to know…”
Generic Dublin accent that’s appeared amongst a certain type recently, D4 is an expensive postcode.
The sort who would call things a “formers morket”
The sort who would call things a “formers morket”
November 17, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Generic Dublin accent that’s appeared amongst a certain type recently, D4 is an expensive postcode.
The sort who would call things a “formers morket”
The sort who would call things a “formers morket”
Bow down to the new Queen, we’re all her subjects it seems
November 17, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Bow down to the new Queen, we’re all her subjects it seems
She is fit like, same interchangeable voice (which I believe is pejoratively described as ‘D4’) as Vogue Williams, Joanna Scanlan, Deb Grant
November 17, 2025 at 11:47 AM
She is fit like, same interchangeable voice (which I believe is pejoratively described as ‘D4’) as Vogue Williams, Joanna Scanlan, Deb Grant
The Scottish lad on that needs gunishment asap.
Tried listening to one on British Scandals as some of the subjects were interesting, but the delivery by the two hosts, one of who is that shitehawk Matt Forde was just unlistenable, same wacky quirky shit as one you’ve mentioned
Tried listening to one on British Scandals as some of the subjects were interesting, but the delivery by the two hosts, one of who is that shitehawk Matt Forde was just unlistenable, same wacky quirky shit as one you’ve mentioned
November 17, 2025 at 11:45 AM
The Scottish lad on that needs gunishment asap.
Tried listening to one on British Scandals as some of the subjects were interesting, but the delivery by the two hosts, one of who is that shitehawk Matt Forde was just unlistenable, same wacky quirky shit as one you’ve mentioned
Tried listening to one on British Scandals as some of the subjects were interesting, but the delivery by the two hosts, one of who is that shitehawk Matt Forde was just unlistenable, same wacky quirky shit as one you’ve mentioned
Winkelman must condemn
November 17, 2025 at 9:44 AM
Winkelman must condemn
