GeeGordonPretty
@geegordonpretty.bsky.social
$Geegordongritty
Where The Dogs Of Society Howl
Pinned
Breath, Breath, Breathe, Breathe.
Yes, Yes, Need, Need.
Breath, Breath, Grieve, Grieve.
Bled, Bled, Breathe, Breathe.
Breath, Breath, Seethe, Seethe.
Fucked, Fuck, Need, Need.
Must, must, Breathe, Breathe.
Yes, Yes, Need, Need.
Breath, Breath, Grieve, Grieve.
Bled, Bled, Breathe, Breathe.
Breath, Breath, Seethe, Seethe.
Fucked, Fuck, Need, Need.
Must, must, Breathe, Breathe.
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How now, Günther! Dost thou concede?
Never, cad! *lunges at Wolfgang's codpiece*
Zounds! What art...oh...let me just...swing my blade aloft and...hmm...yes.
Never, cad! *lunges at Wolfgang's codpiece*
Zounds! What art...oh...let me just...swing my blade aloft and...hmm...yes.
February 19, 2026 at 4:31 PM
How now, Günther! Dost thou concede?
Never, cad! *lunges at Wolfgang's codpiece*
Zounds! What art...oh...let me just...swing my blade aloft and...hmm...yes.
Never, cad! *lunges at Wolfgang's codpiece*
Zounds! What art...oh...let me just...swing my blade aloft and...hmm...yes.
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I’m hereby proposing the NFA Suppressor Deregulation and Trans Rights Act of 2026
What works instead— especially as the parties are far more ideologically consistent than they used to be— is horse trading. It works even better if the things being traded don’t really matter to the people giving them up.
February 19, 2026 at 4:08 PM
I’m hereby proposing the NFA Suppressor Deregulation and Trans Rights Act of 2026
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every take is a hot take if you’re a baddie
February 19, 2026 at 4:08 PM
every take is a hot take if you’re a baddie
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my therapist called your therapist and we all agreed that you should apologize to me
February 19, 2026 at 12:25 AM
my therapist called your therapist and we all agreed that you should apologize to me
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But your honor, it’s my Birthday??
February 19, 2026 at 3:05 PM
But your honor, it’s my Birthday??
If you are cold I will send an oversized dog with some alcohol in a small barrel affixed to it's collar as a form of rescue.
( Repost 'cause of a typo, Yo )
( Repost 'cause of a typo, Yo )
February 19, 2026 at 2:49 PM
If you are cold I will send an oversized dog with some alcohol in a small barrel affixed to it's collar as a form of rescue.
( Repost 'cause of a typo, Yo )
( Repost 'cause of a typo, Yo )
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I think I should become a “says yep yep” guy
February 19, 2026 at 2:34 PM
I think I should become a “says yep yep” guy
Brewed my French press coffee and snagged a Premier Protein drink only to discover I grabbed a caffeinated Premier by mistake and now my bones are humming Helmet songs.
February 19, 2026 at 2:22 PM
Brewed my French press coffee and snagged a Premier Protein drink only to discover I grabbed a caffeinated Premier by mistake and now my bones are humming Helmet songs.
Please leave the warm socks on during lovemaking. Last thing anyone wants is to be caressed accidentally by a popsicle toe.
February 19, 2026 at 2:17 PM
Please leave the warm socks on during lovemaking. Last thing anyone wants is to be caressed accidentally by a popsicle toe.
I am giving up for Lent
February 19, 2026 at 3:52 AM
I am giving up for Lent
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Luna trying to kiss Mercury this evening
February 19, 2026 at 12:34 AM
Luna trying to kiss Mercury this evening
The Gen X urge to go again on my own
The Gen X urge to not sleep till Brooklyn
The Gen X urge to smoke in the boys' room
February 19, 2026 at 2:08 AM
The Gen X urge to go again on my own
Raging Muppet
*Begins cracking myself up at the thought of Fozzie demanding to know if Ralph fucked his wife*
*Begins cracking myself up at the thought of Fozzie demanding to know if Ralph fucked his wife*
February 19, 2026 at 1:45 AM
Raging Muppet
*Begins cracking myself up at the thought of Fozzie demanding to know if Ralph fucked his wife*
*Begins cracking myself up at the thought of Fozzie demanding to know if Ralph fucked his wife*
Bridge Over The Muppet Kwai
Dial M For Muppet
The Usual Muppets
February 19, 2026 at 1:42 AM
Bridge Over The Muppet Kwai
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How long does it take a Happy Meal to start working?
February 18, 2026 at 7:25 PM
How long does it take a Happy Meal to start working?
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meanwhile the hockey quarterfinals are all like russell-crowe-are-you-not-entertained.gif
February 18, 2026 at 7:43 PM
meanwhile the hockey quarterfinals are all like russell-crowe-are-you-not-entertained.gif
Ordinary Muppets
Inglourious Muppets
The Muppets Bone Temple
February 18, 2026 at 10:40 PM
Ordinary Muppets
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Hell of a goal by *squints* the University of Michigan to tie it up with *squints* the New York Rangers?
February 18, 2026 at 10:29 PM
Hell of a goal by *squints* the University of Michigan to tie it up with *squints* the New York Rangers?
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aioli is the sound of pain the garlic makes when you crush their little souls into pulp
February 18, 2026 at 10:16 PM
aioli is the sound of pain the garlic makes when you crush their little souls into pulp
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i’m gonna start smoking cigarettes for lent
February 18, 2026 at 8:22 PM
i’m gonna start smoking cigarettes for lent
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i keep buying new books
cuz i have no shelf control
cuz i have no shelf control
February 18, 2026 at 7:33 PM
i keep buying new books
cuz i have no shelf control
cuz i have no shelf control
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Please hesitate to talk to me anytime you like
February 18, 2026 at 9:46 PM
Please hesitate to talk to me anytime you like
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i use the latest scientific
technology to investigate
the mysteries of your butt
technology to investigate
the mysteries of your butt
February 18, 2026 at 9:13 PM
i use the latest scientific
technology to investigate
the mysteries of your butt
technology to investigate
the mysteries of your butt