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I am exploring a theory this cycle :

Accounts masquerading as Communists, Socialists and Leftists are really deceitful Republicans attempting to disenfranchise all those who may vote Blue by plucking the strings of their guilt, doubt and, shame.

And they never have pics.
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the most disappointing thing about the Winter Olympics is no yetis
February 13, 2026 at 7:15 PM
Everyday this administration tries to make a policy announcement which will drive Democrats nuts.

They rotate on a daily basis which administration official is the one in the center of the new policy.

Always in a rotation to provide TOO many targets for investigations, competing legislation.
February 14, 2026 at 2:25 PM
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Write a poem, a haiku at the end lol something endearing and smart
February 14, 2026 at 6:26 AM
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A common greeting at lunar new year is Kung He Fat Choi / gong xi fa cai.

Which doesnt mean "happy new year"

No.

It means "hope you get rich"
February 14, 2026 at 5:06 AM
Happy Karen Valentine Day !
February 14, 2026 at 5:29 AM
" When we first met, I felt ......."

" There has never been a time when ......."

" If I was describing your heart, I would say : ......"

Use adjectives.
" Electric " " Fiery " " Brilliant "
" Gorgeous " " Elegant " " Timeless "
February 14, 2026 at 4:01 AM
Purchase a card. Write sentimental things that apply to her and how you feel about her INSIDE of the card. Do not sign your last name on the card.
…and not from the gas station, idiot!
Buy her flowers, dumbass.
February 14, 2026 at 3:58 AM
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…and not from the gas station, idiot!
Buy her flowers, dumbass.
February 14, 2026 at 3:37 AM
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Buy her flowers, dumbass.
January 28, 2025 at 5:56 AM
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wait no, those are my emotional support Xiao Long Bao
December 30, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Be my Valentine. Oh no, not you.
February 13, 2026 at 9:27 PM
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Tomorrow is the Ides of Februaury.

I know that's not really a thing but... can we make it a thing? Like Caesar's thing, but a 2026 version.
February 13, 2026 at 7:58 PM
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Not worried about 2028 yet. I’m more worried about 2026
February 12, 2026 at 6:00 PM
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Cotton is grown, so technically every t shirt is a crop top.
February 13, 2026 at 6:20 PM
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posting 'Fuck Gavin Newsom' once a day as a honeypot until I have every idiot on this website blocked
February 13, 2026 at 1:47 PM
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It was noted physicist Elle Macpherson who first studied string bikini theory.
February 13, 2026 at 6:12 PM
The Virginia redistricting effort still has a long way to go.

Virginia's GOP did find some backwoods judge to rule against the special ballot initiative for the Supreme Court of Virginia to overturn the Tazewell decision.

The federal appeal will be filed by the end of the day.
February 13, 2026 at 5:21 PM
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February 13, 2026 at 4:05 PM
The only upside of the flood the zone with shit media strategy this administration implements is that it is finally weaned the majority of us off of the need to have a hot take for every story which comes down the pike. All of us performing our CNN panel member impersonation simply cannot keep up.
February 13, 2026 at 3:46 PM
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the problem is, death cap mushrooms should look more deathy

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
‘Unprecedented’ spate of toxic mushroom illnesses jar California
After state sees four deaths and 40 hospitalizations, public health officials and foraging experts urge caution
www.theguardian.com
February 13, 2026 at 2:37 PM
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I begged him to 'go deeper' so he recited me some Poe.
November 17, 2024 at 5:53 PM
Now go fuck, offedly.
February 13, 2026 at 2:36 PM
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don’t forget to leave cookies and milk out with the door unlocked for Jason Voorhees tonight
February 13, 2026 at 1:04 PM
This Valentine's Day get her what she's really been craving and show her exactly how deep your feelings are for her by giving the gift of a trench knife.
February 13, 2026 at 2:22 PM
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There was a young man from El Paso
Who thought he was a modern Picasso
But his airy red heart
Met a heated drone dart
And there went his Valentine's abrazo.
February 13, 2026 at 10:14 AM