GeeGordonPretty
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It All Comes Down To Turn Out.
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I am out to sing songs that will prove to you that this is your world and that if it has hit you pretty hard and knocked you for a dozen loops, no matter what color, what size you are, how you are built, I am out to sing the songs that make you take pride in yourself and in your work.
a picture of a man playing a guitar with the words woody guthrie my beloved on it
ALT: a picture of a man playing a guitar with the words woody guthrie my beloved on it
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I hate a song that makes you think you are not any good.
I hate a song that makes you think that you are just born to lose.
Bound to lose.
No good to nobody.
No good for nothing.
Because you are too old or too young or too fat or too slim.
Too ugly or too this or too that.
I hate a song that makes you think that you are just born to lose.
Bound to lose.
No good to nobody.
No good for nothing.
Because you are too old or too young or too fat or too slim.
Too ugly or too this or too that.
Listen, I don't care if William Shakespeare founded that Bard college, ok ?
if the dean was really hanging out with that scene as much as it seems that he was the whole place should be shut down.
if the dean was really hanging out with that scene as much as it seems that he was the whole place should be shut down.
February 11, 2026 at 3:00 AM
Listen, I don't care if William Shakespeare founded that Bard college, ok ?
if the dean was really hanging out with that scene as much as it seems that he was the whole place should be shut down.
if the dean was really hanging out with that scene as much as it seems that he was the whole place should be shut down.
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Wait. Stop. Hold on. Take a deep breath, let it out. Now do it again and again. Okay hi hello it's okay you're safe
February 8, 2026 at 12:19 PM
Wait. Stop. Hold on. Take a deep breath, let it out. Now do it again and again. Okay hi hello it's okay you're safe
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Wuthering Aights
February 11, 2026 at 2:01 AM
Wuthering Aights
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making love to my tonic and gin pegging my stormy and dark eating my coke and rum's ass
February 9, 2026 at 3:29 PM
making love to my tonic and gin pegging my stormy and dark eating my coke and rum's ass
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Daisy or Black Eyed Susan Mug. Stoneware. Hand-built. One of a kind. Just listed. Surly.etsy.com
February 10, 2026 at 11:53 PM
Daisy or Black Eyed Susan Mug. Stoneware. Hand-built. One of a kind. Just listed. Surly.etsy.com
I did not know that the Olympic biathlon involved this much spittle.
February 10, 2026 at 10:43 PM
I did not know that the Olympic biathlon involved this much spittle.
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Olympic medals falling apart after being awarded feels pretty on brand for 2026
February 10, 2026 at 10:37 PM
Olympic medals falling apart after being awarded feels pretty on brand for 2026
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sweet Puck,
You do their work, and they shall have good luck.
You do their work, and they shall have good luck.
February 10, 2026 at 9:43 PM
sweet Puck,
You do their work, and they shall have good luck.
You do their work, and they shall have good luck.
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actually on bluesky we don’t call them drafts we call them gusts
February 10, 2026 at 9:09 PM
actually on bluesky we don’t call them drafts we call them gusts
Daffodil Tuesday 😊
February 10, 2026 at 10:06 PM
Daffodil Tuesday 😊
Is there a," slaughter rule " in Olympic hockey ?
February 10, 2026 at 9:32 PM
Is there a," slaughter rule " in Olympic hockey ?
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lords of acid and chill
February 10, 2026 at 7:41 PM
lords of acid and chill
Age verification?
Leif. Garrett.
Are we finished here ?
Leif. Garrett.
Are we finished here ?
Age verification?
Nobody in my high school was medicated by shrink. Medicated by the guy who worked in the bike shop more like.
Nobody in my high school was medicated by shrink. Medicated by the guy who worked in the bike shop more like.
Age veriication? I played D&D. Like the one before AD&D.
February 10, 2026 at 8:24 PM
Age verification?
Leif. Garrett.
Are we finished here ?
Leif. Garrett.
Are we finished here ?
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So I'm confused... Do mercenary athletes buy esoteric foreign passports in order to get to the Olympics when they can't make their home team, or do poorly ranking countries shower people with passports in an effort to get Olympic "cred" for their nation?
February 10, 2026 at 7:57 PM
So I'm confused... Do mercenary athletes buy esoteric foreign passports in order to get to the Olympics when they can't make their home team, or do poorly ranking countries shower people with passports in an effort to get Olympic "cred" for their nation?
Medium Roast Single-Origin.....? Brilliant.....
Uncaffeinated.....?
Slow-witted & Mopey.
Uncaffeinated.....?
Slow-witted & Mopey.
February 10, 2026 at 8:02 PM
Medium Roast Single-Origin.....? Brilliant.....
Uncaffeinated.....?
Slow-witted & Mopey.
Uncaffeinated.....?
Slow-witted & Mopey.
You can literally tell by my posts the times of the day I get a fresh cup of joe
February 10, 2026 at 7:58 PM
You can literally tell by my posts the times of the day I get a fresh cup of joe
If the Department of Justice were as eager to charge hiring managers who offer jobs to undocumented immigrants the jobs for those folks would dry up and they would stop coming.
But then, tanked up Meatheads wouldn't have the opportunity to galavant across the country in taxpayer provided trucks.
But then, tanked up Meatheads wouldn't have the opportunity to galavant across the country in taxpayer provided trucks.
February 10, 2026 at 7:56 PM
If the Department of Justice were as eager to charge hiring managers who offer jobs to undocumented immigrants the jobs for those folks would dry up and they would stop coming.
But then, tanked up Meatheads wouldn't have the opportunity to galavant across the country in taxpayer provided trucks.
But then, tanked up Meatheads wouldn't have the opportunity to galavant across the country in taxpayer provided trucks.
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i’ve deleted 5 drafts, so it’s working
February 10, 2026 at 4:31 PM
i’ve deleted 5 drafts, so it’s working
Vagina vagary. I see.
February 10, 2026 at 7:39 PM
Vagina vagary. I see.
Is poon tang a coochie or having sex with a coochie ? A noun or a verb or....? Asking for a fiend.
February 10, 2026 at 7:36 PM
Is poon tang a coochie or having sex with a coochie ? A noun or a verb or....? Asking for a fiend.
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Pitchers and catchers reported… to your mom
February 10, 2026 at 5:33 PM
Pitchers and catchers reported… to your mom
It all comes down to turn out
February 10, 2026 at 6:40 PM
It all comes down to turn out
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See, should have just drafted that (repeat forever)
February 10, 2026 at 6:26 PM
See, should have just drafted that (repeat forever)