GeeGordonPretty
@geegordonpretty.bsky.social
Pinned
Breath, Breath, Breathe, Breathe.
Yes, Yes, Need, Need.
Breath, Breath, Grieve, Grieve.
Bled, Bled, Breathe, Breathe.
Breath, Breath, Seethe, Seethe.
Fucked, Fuck, Need, Need.
Must, must, Breathe, Breathe.
Yes, Yes, Need, Need.
Breath, Breath, Grieve, Grieve.
Bled, Bled, Breathe, Breathe.
Breath, Breath, Seethe, Seethe.
Fucked, Fuck, Need, Need.
Must, must, Breathe, Breathe.
Btw
Unless I am at an airport or bus/train station if I see you with rolling luggage I just assume you have hepatitis.
Unless I am at an airport or bus/train station if I see you with rolling luggage I just assume you have hepatitis.
November 14, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Btw
Unless I am at an airport or bus/train station if I see you with rolling luggage I just assume you have hepatitis.
Unless I am at an airport or bus/train station if I see you with rolling luggage I just assume you have hepatitis.
November 14, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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I'm so confident of not having sex this weekend I just ate lunch at Taco Bell.
November 14, 2025 at 6:41 PM
I'm so confident of not having sex this weekend I just ate lunch at Taco Bell.
Change a letter; make a singer less appealing
Gorgon Lightfoot
Gorgon Lightfoot
Change a letter, make a singer less appealing:
Uretha Franklin
Uretha Franklin
Kid Rock
He’s already gross.
He’s already gross.
November 14, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Change a letter; make a singer less appealing
Gorgon Lightfoot
Gorgon Lightfoot
Oh !
Did I not call the kid fucker the right term?
Boy, do I have egg on my face !
Did I not call the kid fucker the right term?
Boy, do I have egg on my face !
November 14, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Oh !
Did I not call the kid fucker the right term?
Boy, do I have egg on my face !
Did I not call the kid fucker the right term?
Boy, do I have egg on my face !
More like a circle of infamy but these are the artists and insomniacs I run with on here.
November 14, 2025 at 5:10 PM
More like a circle of infamy but these are the artists and insomniacs I run with on here.
Just kidding I can't afford healthcare. Or whores.
I'm on whore-moans
November 14, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Just kidding I can't afford healthcare. Or whores.
I'm on whore-moans
November 14, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I'm on whore-moans
No one wants to work anymore and this is why my scalp isn't tingling.
“nobody wants to work anymore!” whimpers the hand at the job factory
November 14, 2025 at 5:01 PM
No one wants to work anymore and this is why my scalp isn't tingling.
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“nobody wants to work anymore!” whimpers the hand at the job factory
November 14, 2025 at 4:49 PM
“nobody wants to work anymore!” whimpers the hand at the job factory
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Crankin hog or hogly crankin?
November 13, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Crankin hog or hogly crankin?
No one wants to twerk anymore
November 14, 2025 at 4:38 PM
No one wants to twerk anymore
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Quote post with your own dramatic selfie in black and white
November 14, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Quote post with your own dramatic selfie in black and white
Change a letter; make a singer less appealing
Seam
Seam
Change a letter; make a singer less appealing
Willy Joe Armstrong
Willy Joe Armstrong
Change a letter; make a singer less appealing
Fool
Fool
November 14, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Change a letter; make a singer less appealing
Seam
Seam
I flirt effusively because I want you to remember the grin you gave
I flirt egregiously, because in my dreams last night I called you darling
I flirt dirty, because I’m on the toilet
November 14, 2025 at 4:55 AM
I flirt effusively because I want you to remember the grin you gave
John Fetterman looks like if chickenwire was a person
John Fetterman looks like if Skynet made Terminators with Juggalos.
John Fetterman looks like something the Flintstones would use to cut grass.
November 14, 2025 at 4:51 AM
John Fetterman looks like if chickenwire was a person
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Talking like touching. Writing like punching somebody.
— Susan Sontag, Journals and Notebooks (1964-1980)
— Susan Sontag, Journals and Notebooks (1964-1980)
November 13, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Talking like touching. Writing like punching somebody.
— Susan Sontag, Journals and Notebooks (1964-1980)
— Susan Sontag, Journals and Notebooks (1964-1980)
The Epstein emails are so salacious,
( HOW SALACIOUS ARE THEY ?!?!? )
The Epstein emails are so earth-shattering, Blood & Guts is the top trending topic on Bluesky rn
( HOW SALACIOUS ARE THEY ?!?!? )
The Epstein emails are so earth-shattering, Blood & Guts is the top trending topic on Bluesky rn
a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a curtain in a room .
Alt: a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a curtain in a room . Johnny Carson doing his monologue
media.tenor.com
November 13, 2025 at 3:03 PM
The Epstein emails are so salacious,
( HOW SALACIOUS ARE THEY ?!?!? )
The Epstein emails are so earth-shattering, Blood & Guts is the top trending topic on Bluesky rn
( HOW SALACIOUS ARE THEY ?!?!? )
The Epstein emails are so earth-shattering, Blood & Guts is the top trending topic on Bluesky rn
It's more of a team twerk effort
not all heroes eat crepes
November 13, 2025 at 2:14 PM
It's more of a team twerk effort
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No egma, no riddle, no l’envoi, no salve in the mail, sir.
November 13, 2025 at 2:08 PM
No egma, no riddle, no l’envoi, no salve in the mail, sir.
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tears are just eye piss
November 9, 2025 at 6:40 PM
tears are just eye piss
Release your tranche on my face
November 13, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Release your tranche on my face
Plus, my coat is shiny.
My nose is cold.
November 13, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Plus, my coat is shiny.
My nose is cold.
November 13, 2025 at 6:42 AM
My nose is cold.