GeeGordonPretty
@geegordonpretty.bsky.social
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Where The Dogs Of Society Howl
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If I am exploring a hare-brained theory this cycle it is thus:
Accounts masquerading as Communists, Socialists and Leftists are really deceitful Republicans attempting to disenfranchise all those who may vote Blue by plucking the strings of their guilt, doubt and, shame.
And they never have pics.
Accounts masquerading as Communists, Socialists and Leftists are really deceitful Republicans attempting to disenfranchise all those who may vote Blue by plucking the strings of their guilt, doubt and, shame.
And they never have pics.
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the lack of glow memorabilia is misogyny
February 12, 2026 at 4:17 PM
the lack of glow memorabilia is misogyny
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who called them stoner thoughts and not a smoke of genius
February 11, 2026 at 10:45 PM
who called them stoner thoughts and not a smoke of genius
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too late rhythm already got me
February 12, 2026 at 10:13 AM
too late rhythm already got me
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temperature check! send
me an emoji if you wanna
me an emoji if you wanna
February 12, 2026 at 6:19 PM
temperature check! send
me an emoji if you wanna
me an emoji if you wanna
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people that forget to eat baffle me
February 12, 2026 at 5:29 PM
people that forget to eat baffle me
Signing your Valentine's Gladys Kravitz to make you feel special
Signing your valentines Lenny Kravitz to make you feel special
Signing your valentines Zoey Kravitz to make you feel special
February 12, 2026 at 6:02 PM
Signing your Valentine's Gladys Kravitz to make you feel special
Like Marlon Brando, but bigger.
You'll find that creature at the bottom of the deep down Susquehanna River.
-
Clutch
You'll find that creature at the bottom of the deep down Susquehanna River.
-
Clutch
February 12, 2026 at 2:28 PM
Like Marlon Brando, but bigger.
You'll find that creature at the bottom of the deep down Susquehanna River.
-
Clutch
You'll find that creature at the bottom of the deep down Susquehanna River.
-
Clutch
If I am exploring a hare-brained theory this cycle it is thus:
Accounts masquerading as Communists, Socialists and Leftists are really deceitful Republicans attempting to disenfranchise all those who may vote Blue by plucking the strings of their guilt, doubt and, shame.
And they never have pics.
Accounts masquerading as Communists, Socialists and Leftists are really deceitful Republicans attempting to disenfranchise all those who may vote Blue by plucking the strings of their guilt, doubt and, shame.
And they never have pics.
February 12, 2026 at 1:18 PM
If I am exploring a hare-brained theory this cycle it is thus:
Accounts masquerading as Communists, Socialists and Leftists are really deceitful Republicans attempting to disenfranchise all those who may vote Blue by plucking the strings of their guilt, doubt and, shame.
And they never have pics.
Accounts masquerading as Communists, Socialists and Leftists are really deceitful Republicans attempting to disenfranchise all those who may vote Blue by plucking the strings of their guilt, doubt and, shame.
And they never have pics.
I have a thesis I'm trying to play out and test this election cycle it is :
Morale and pride are jee-yust as important as candidate choice.
Shame never won anything. Ever. Ever, ever.
Morale and pride are jee-yust as important as candidate choice.
Shame never won anything. Ever. Ever, ever.
February 12, 2026 at 1:09 PM
I have a thesis I'm trying to play out and test this election cycle it is :
Morale and pride are jee-yust as important as candidate choice.
Shame never won anything. Ever. Ever, ever.
Morale and pride are jee-yust as important as candidate choice.
Shame never won anything. Ever. Ever, ever.
I slap on warpaint and pose for some winked-up photos with my mail-in ballot before I walk my tight butt to the mailbox or town hall so others may know - I am enthusiastic to participate !
Down, even
Unabashed.
Proud to participate and proud of my choice.
Down, even
Unabashed.
Proud to participate and proud of my choice.
February 12, 2026 at 1:05 PM
I slap on warpaint and pose for some winked-up photos with my mail-in ballot before I walk my tight butt to the mailbox or town hall so others may know - I am enthusiastic to participate !
Down, even
Unabashed.
Proud to participate and proud of my choice.
Down, even
Unabashed.
Proud to participate and proud of my choice.
I've never had all the answers.
But I've also never had the inclination to yammer at you out of casting your ballot for a certain person.
The urge to roast the fuck out of you over your dumbass empty headed decision constantly plagues me but never the desire to boss anyone around.
But I've also never had the inclination to yammer at you out of casting your ballot for a certain person.
The urge to roast the fuck out of you over your dumbass empty headed decision constantly plagues me but never the desire to boss anyone around.
February 12, 2026 at 1:00 PM
I've never had all the answers.
But I've also never had the inclination to yammer at you out of casting your ballot for a certain person.
The urge to roast the fuck out of you over your dumbass empty headed decision constantly plagues me but never the desire to boss anyone around.
But I've also never had the inclination to yammer at you out of casting your ballot for a certain person.
The urge to roast the fuck out of you over your dumbass empty headed decision constantly plagues me but never the desire to boss anyone around.
They have multitudes, scores of reasons why they do not like and you should not support your desired candidate.
But as demonstrated over the last 2 years.
They offer no other candidate as a substitute. Just,
not yours.
This, they are clear on!
Brilliantly lost.
But as demonstrated over the last 2 years.
They offer no other candidate as a substitute. Just,
not yours.
This, they are clear on!
Brilliantly lost.
February 12, 2026 at 12:58 PM
They have multitudes, scores of reasons why they do not like and you should not support your desired candidate.
But as demonstrated over the last 2 years.
They offer no other candidate as a substitute. Just,
not yours.
This, they are clear on!
Brilliantly lost.
But as demonstrated over the last 2 years.
They offer no other candidate as a substitute. Just,
not yours.
This, they are clear on!
Brilliantly lost.
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I want to make it clear to everyone, I think it is truly important to remember. Always have.
February 12, 2026 at 4:36 AM
I want to make it clear to everyone, I think it is truly important to remember. Always have.
And the Wind
Cried
" Fuck Me..."
* Hammer on *
Cried
" Fuck Me..."
* Hammer on *
February 12, 2026 at 4:33 AM
And the Wind
Cried
" Fuck Me..."
* Hammer on *
Cried
" Fuck Me..."
* Hammer on *
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what if i want to care about jimmy cracking corn?
February 12, 2026 at 4:15 AM
what if i want to care about jimmy cracking corn?
It's always darkest before the yawn.
February 12, 2026 at 4:08 AM
It's always darkest before the yawn.
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apparently the guy who devised windchill factor passed away. he was 91 but felt 83...
February 3, 2026 at 12:04 AM
apparently the guy who devised windchill factor passed away. he was 91 but felt 83...
SPEED SKATING ECSTASY
February 12, 2026 at 2:47 AM
SPEED SKATING ECSTASY
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Wake up, new word just dropped
February 12, 2026 at 12:54 AM
Wake up, new word just dropped
It's not like I am some big - time Van Der Beek fan but I am still quite sad when I think of his passing away.
The role I liked best was Simon on How I Met Your Mother. Works at the amusement park on the water slide. Foisting his band's demo onto anyone who will listen.
He was funny.
The role I liked best was Simon on How I Met Your Mother. Works at the amusement park on the water slide. Foisting his band's demo onto anyone who will listen.
He was funny.
February 12, 2026 at 1:34 AM
It's not like I am some big - time Van Der Beek fan but I am still quite sad when I think of his passing away.
The role I liked best was Simon on How I Met Your Mother. Works at the amusement park on the water slide. Foisting his band's demo onto anyone who will listen.
He was funny.
The role I liked best was Simon on How I Met Your Mother. Works at the amusement park on the water slide. Foisting his band's demo onto anyone who will listen.
He was funny.
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big day for feelings
February 12, 2026 at 12:37 AM
big day for feelings
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People think the highest Michelin rating is 3 stars, but there is a hidden 4th level where the Michelin Man comes and kills everyone at your restaurant and mixes your ashes in tire rubber. Then he exalts you by wearing you around his waist for all eternity
February 7, 2026 at 3:47 AM
People think the highest Michelin rating is 3 stars, but there is a hidden 4th level where the Michelin Man comes and kills everyone at your restaurant and mixes your ashes in tire rubber. Then he exalts you by wearing you around his waist for all eternity