GeeGordonPretty
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It All Comes Down To Turn Out.
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I am out to sing songs that will prove to you that this is your world and that if it has hit you pretty hard and knocked you for a dozen loops, no matter what color, what size you are, how you are built, I am out to sing the songs that make you take pride in yourself and in your work.
a picture of a man playing a guitar with the words woody guthrie my beloved on it
ALT: a picture of a man playing a guitar with the words woody guthrie my beloved on it
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I hate a song that makes you think you are not any good.
I hate a song that makes you think that you are just born to lose.
Bound to lose.
No good to nobody.
No good for nothing.
Because you are too old or too young or too fat or too slim.
Too ugly or too this or too that.
I hate a song that makes you think that you are just born to lose.
Bound to lose.
No good to nobody.
No good for nothing.
Because you are too old or too young or too fat or too slim.
Too ugly or too this or too that.
Day 18,469 of living with the world's most quirky food allergy no one has ever heard of before.
two brown chickens are standing next to each other and one has a red crest on its head
ALT: two brown chickens are standing next to each other and one has a red crest on its head
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February 11, 2026 at 6:04 PM
Day 18,469 of living with the world's most quirky food allergy no one has ever heard of before.
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i'm not doomscrolling i'm scrollmaxxing
February 11, 2026 at 5:06 PM
i'm not doomscrolling i'm scrollmaxxing
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My friend plays an Ibanez guitar while I am stuck with an Ibanhard.
February 11, 2026 at 5:21 PM
My friend plays an Ibanez guitar while I am stuck with an Ibanhard.
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Is there another secret room at the Capitol where Congressmen can read the translated Bad Bunny lyrics
February 11, 2026 at 1:36 PM
Is there another secret room at the Capitol where Congressmen can read the translated Bad Bunny lyrics
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February 11, 2026 at 3:58 AM
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This is your captain speaking.
AND THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SHOUTING.
AND THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SHOUTING.
February 6, 2026 at 5:25 PM
This is your captain speaking.
AND THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SHOUTING.
AND THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SHOUTING.
If you don't happen to have any baking powder to lend
I understand; perhaps could I borrow some meth?
I understand; perhaps could I borrow some meth?
February 11, 2026 at 1:04 PM
If you don't happen to have any baking powder to lend
I understand; perhaps could I borrow some meth?
I understand; perhaps could I borrow some meth?
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The best part of that skeet ran down your drafts folder.
February 10, 2026 at 3:41 PM
The best part of that skeet ran down your drafts folder.
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I now have Drafts! Thank you JG Wetwork!
I don't have access to Drafts. I may be eligible for compensation.
February 10, 2026 at 3:48 AM
I now have Drafts! Thank you JG Wetwork!
For the rest of my life I will know the name Howard Lutnick. Against my will, really. I never even glanced at his cabinet before but now and now the image of Howard Lutnick admitting he shared tuna nicoise with Epstein at a lunch yet remaining adamant he had NEVER ever enjoyed it, lingers. Remains.
February 11, 2026 at 12:30 PM
For the rest of my life I will know the name Howard Lutnick. Against my will, really. I never even glanced at his cabinet before but now and now the image of Howard Lutnick admitting he shared tuna nicoise with Epstein at a lunch yet remaining adamant he had NEVER ever enjoyed it, lingers. Remains.
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sometimes, if you’re up early enough, you can hear them turn the birds on
February 11, 2026 at 9:27 AM
sometimes, if you’re up early enough, you can hear them turn the birds on
Like Marlon Brando. But, Bigger.
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Clutch
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Clutch
February 11, 2026 at 11:57 AM
Like Marlon Brando. But, Bigger.
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Clutch
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Clutch
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Here’s a poem called ‘Talking Down’.
February 11, 2026 at 9:32 AM
Here’s a poem called ‘Talking Down’.
Listen, I don't care if William Shakespeare founded that Bard college, ok ?
if the dean was really hanging out with that scene as much as it seems that he was the whole place should be shut down.
if the dean was really hanging out with that scene as much as it seems that he was the whole place should be shut down.
February 11, 2026 at 3:00 AM
Listen, I don't care if William Shakespeare founded that Bard college, ok ?
if the dean was really hanging out with that scene as much as it seems that he was the whole place should be shut down.
if the dean was really hanging out with that scene as much as it seems that he was the whole place should be shut down.
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Wait. Stop. Hold on. Take a deep breath, let it out. Now do it again and again. Okay hi hello it's okay you're safe
February 8, 2026 at 12:19 PM
Wait. Stop. Hold on. Take a deep breath, let it out. Now do it again and again. Okay hi hello it's okay you're safe
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Wuthering Aights
February 11, 2026 at 2:01 AM
Wuthering Aights
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making love to my tonic and gin pegging my stormy and dark eating my coke and rum's ass
February 9, 2026 at 3:29 PM
making love to my tonic and gin pegging my stormy and dark eating my coke and rum's ass
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Daisy or Black Eyed Susan Mug. Stoneware. Hand-built. One of a kind. Just listed. Surly.etsy.com
February 10, 2026 at 11:53 PM
Daisy or Black Eyed Susan Mug. Stoneware. Hand-built. One of a kind. Just listed. Surly.etsy.com
I did not know that the Olympic biathlon involved this much spittle.
February 10, 2026 at 10:43 PM
I did not know that the Olympic biathlon involved this much spittle.
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Olympic medals falling apart after being awarded feels pretty on brand for 2026
February 10, 2026 at 10:37 PM
Olympic medals falling apart after being awarded feels pretty on brand for 2026
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sweet Puck,
You do their work, and they shall have good luck.
You do their work, and they shall have good luck.
February 10, 2026 at 9:43 PM
sweet Puck,
You do their work, and they shall have good luck.
You do their work, and they shall have good luck.
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actually on bluesky we don’t call them drafts we call them gusts
February 10, 2026 at 9:09 PM
actually on bluesky we don’t call them drafts we call them gusts
Daffodil Tuesday 😊
February 10, 2026 at 10:06 PM
Daffodil Tuesday 😊