GeeGordonPretty
@geegordonpretty.bsky.social
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Breath, Breath, Breathe, Breathe.
Yes, Yes, Need, Need.
Breath, Breath, Grieve, Grieve.
Bled, Bled, Breathe, Breathe.
Breath, Breath, Seethe, Seethe.
Fucked, Fuck, Need, Need.
Must, must, Breathe, Breathe.
Yes, Yes, Need, Need.
Breath, Breath, Grieve, Grieve.
Bled, Bled, Breathe, Breathe.
Breath, Breath, Seethe, Seethe.
Fucked, Fuck, Need, Need.
Must, must, Breathe, Breathe.
Asked for A Guinness with NO head, thank you
Weather Monitor: A large amount of sea foam was spotted in Loughshinny this evening, just outside Dublin, Ireland. (©️CarlowWeather )
November 15, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Asked for A Guinness with NO head, thank you
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K. I. A.
K. I. A.
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Saggy Hagar
Saggy Hagar
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Rat Stevens
Rat Stevens
November 15, 2025 at 5:37 AM
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K. I. A.
K. I. A.
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Iggy Fop
Iggy Fop
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Ché
Ché
November 15, 2025 at 5:35 AM
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Iggy Fop
Iggy Fop
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I am *not* judging, but I just don't understand how anyone gets into tens of thousands of credit card debt they can't afford.
I freak out when I owe my neighbor a solid for shoveling my car out. Once.
I freak out when I owe my neighbor a solid for shoveling my car out. Once.
November 15, 2025 at 5:26 AM
I am *not* judging, but I just don't understand how anyone gets into tens of thousands of credit card debt they can't afford.
I freak out when I owe my neighbor a solid for shoveling my car out. Once.
I freak out when I owe my neighbor a solid for shoveling my car out. Once.
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For no particular reason….posting former U.S. Attorney General John Mitchell’s mugshot before he went to Federal prison for committing numerous crimes on behalf and or/at the direction of President Nixon including obstruction of justice and conspiracy.
November 15, 2025 at 2:05 AM
For no particular reason….posting former U.S. Attorney General John Mitchell’s mugshot before he went to Federal prison for committing numerous crimes on behalf and or/at the direction of President Nixon including obstruction of justice and conspiracy.
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I didn't block you because you sent me an asinine @ reply.
You sent me an asinine @ reply so I went to your page to confirm that ALL you do is send asinine @ replies.
I'm not responding to an incident. I'm responding to a pattern.
And following me through your ALT account to read this is creepy.
You sent me an asinine @ reply so I went to your page to confirm that ALL you do is send asinine @ replies.
I'm not responding to an incident. I'm responding to a pattern.
And following me through your ALT account to read this is creepy.
November 15, 2025 at 4:22 AM
I didn't block you because you sent me an asinine @ reply.
You sent me an asinine @ reply so I went to your page to confirm that ALL you do is send asinine @ replies.
I'm not responding to an incident. I'm responding to a pattern.
And following me through your ALT account to read this is creepy.
You sent me an asinine @ reply so I went to your page to confirm that ALL you do is send asinine @ replies.
I'm not responding to an incident. I'm responding to a pattern.
And following me through your ALT account to read this is creepy.
Btw
Unless I am at an airport or bus/train station if I see you with rolling luggage I just assume you have hepatitis.
Unless I am at an airport or bus/train station if I see you with rolling luggage I just assume you have hepatitis.
November 14, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Btw
Unless I am at an airport or bus/train station if I see you with rolling luggage I just assume you have hepatitis.
Unless I am at an airport or bus/train station if I see you with rolling luggage I just assume you have hepatitis.
November 14, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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I'm so confident of not having sex this weekend I just ate lunch at Taco Bell.
November 14, 2025 at 6:41 PM
I'm so confident of not having sex this weekend I just ate lunch at Taco Bell.
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Gorgon Lightfoot
Gorgon Lightfoot
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Uretha Franklin
Uretha Franklin
Kid Rock
He’s already gross.
He’s already gross.
November 14, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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Gorgon Lightfoot
Gorgon Lightfoot
Oh !
Did I not call the kid fucker the right term?
Boy, do I have egg on my face !
Did I not call the kid fucker the right term?
Boy, do I have egg on my face !
November 14, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Oh !
Did I not call the kid fucker the right term?
Boy, do I have egg on my face !
Did I not call the kid fucker the right term?
Boy, do I have egg on my face !
More like a circle of infamy but these are the artists and insomniacs I run with on here.
November 14, 2025 at 5:10 PM
More like a circle of infamy but these are the artists and insomniacs I run with on here.
Just kidding I can't afford healthcare. Or whores.
I'm on whore-moans
November 14, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Just kidding I can't afford healthcare. Or whores.
I'm on whore-moans
November 14, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I'm on whore-moans
No one wants to work anymore and this is why my scalp isn't tingling.
“nobody wants to work anymore!” whimpers the hand at the job factory
November 14, 2025 at 5:01 PM
No one wants to work anymore and this is why my scalp isn't tingling.
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“nobody wants to work anymore!” whimpers the hand at the job factory
November 14, 2025 at 4:49 PM
“nobody wants to work anymore!” whimpers the hand at the job factory
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Crankin hog or hogly crankin?
November 13, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Crankin hog or hogly crankin?
No one wants to twerk anymore
November 14, 2025 at 4:38 PM
No one wants to twerk anymore
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Quote post with your own dramatic selfie in black and white
November 14, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Quote post with your own dramatic selfie in black and white
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Seam
Seam
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Willy Joe Armstrong
Willy Joe Armstrong
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Fool
Fool
November 14, 2025 at 4:58 AM
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Seam
Seam
I flirt effusively because I want you to remember the grin you gave
I flirt egregiously, because in my dreams last night I called you darling
I flirt dirty, because I’m on the toilet
November 14, 2025 at 4:55 AM
I flirt effusively because I want you to remember the grin you gave
John Fetterman looks like if chickenwire was a person
John Fetterman looks like if Skynet made Terminators with Juggalos.
John Fetterman looks like something the Flintstones would use to cut grass.
November 14, 2025 at 4:51 AM
John Fetterman looks like if chickenwire was a person
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Talking like touching. Writing like punching somebody.
— Susan Sontag, Journals and Notebooks (1964-1980)
— Susan Sontag, Journals and Notebooks (1964-1980)
November 13, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Talking like touching. Writing like punching somebody.
— Susan Sontag, Journals and Notebooks (1964-1980)
— Susan Sontag, Journals and Notebooks (1964-1980)
The Epstein emails are so salacious,
( HOW SALACIOUS ARE THEY ?!?!? )
The Epstein emails are so earth-shattering, Blood & Guts is the top trending topic on Bluesky rn
( HOW SALACIOUS ARE THEY ?!?!? )
The Epstein emails are so earth-shattering, Blood & Guts is the top trending topic on Bluesky rn
a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a curtain in a room .
Alt: a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a curtain in a room . Johnny Carson doing his monologue
media.tenor.com
November 13, 2025 at 3:03 PM
The Epstein emails are so salacious,
( HOW SALACIOUS ARE THEY ?!?!? )
The Epstein emails are so earth-shattering, Blood & Guts is the top trending topic on Bluesky rn
( HOW SALACIOUS ARE THEY ?!?!? )
The Epstein emails are so earth-shattering, Blood & Guts is the top trending topic on Bluesky rn