Bottoms up, Socrates
@gawalz.bsky.social
Profile pic from Library of Congress ceiling.
No cuts, no butts, no coconuts.
Will take your black licorice.
🇫🇮
No cuts, no butts, no coconuts.
Will take your black licorice.
🇫🇮
Pinned
Winter is not a season. It's an occupation.
-Sinclair Lewis
-Sinclair Lewis
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I think its neat that the University of Minnesota will finally catch up to St. Cloud State in quarterbacks to start in the NFL today
November 30, 2025 at 5:50 PM
I think its neat that the University of Minnesota will finally catch up to St. Cloud State in quarterbacks to start in the NFL today
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Critics have claimed the recipe requires half a dozen eggs, while others have noted that only six eggs are required
How did the @nytimes.com editors let this sentence appear?
"Critics have likened Mr. Trump’s approach to extortion, while others have chalked it up as a cost of doing business with this administration."
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/u...
"Critics have likened Mr. Trump’s approach to extortion, while others have chalked it up as a cost of doing business with this administration."
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/u...
Northwestern University Nears Deal to Resolve Its Conflict With the White House
www.nytimes.com
November 29, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Critics have claimed the recipe requires half a dozen eggs, while others have noted that only six eggs are required
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“hey hangman you promised us pics of plants, this is just a bunch of leaves what gives?” newsflash dumbass, leaves IS plants. leaves provide winter shelter for insects like lightning bugs and butterflies, fertilize the soil, and are a pain in the ass to move anyway so just leave them where you can
November 18, 2024 at 1:48 PM
“hey hangman you promised us pics of plants, this is just a bunch of leaves what gives?” newsflash dumbass, leaves IS plants. leaves provide winter shelter for insects like lightning bugs and butterflies, fertilize the soil, and are a pain in the ass to move anyway so just leave them where you can
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Every time someone’s like “put that in the louvre,” my head now goes “and then steal it from the louvre, the security password is louvre”
November 11, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Every time someone’s like “put that in the louvre,” my head now goes “and then steal it from the louvre, the security password is louvre”
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RE: Vikings
November 9, 2025 at 8:00 PM
RE: Vikings
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lol
November 6, 2025 at 4:47 AM
lol
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If my cat could talk I'm certain every day we'd have the dumbest arguments and she'd yell my personal business in the background of every phone call I made.
November 2, 2025 at 8:20 PM
If my cat could talk I'm certain every day we'd have the dumbest arguments and she'd yell my personal business in the background of every phone call I made.
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a lot of discussion about candy, not enough candy for me to eat
October 27, 2025 at 6:26 PM
a lot of discussion about candy, not enough candy for me to eat
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why do you keep doing that shit man
October 24, 2025 at 2:18 AM
why do you keep doing that shit man
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Claude AI’s logo is unironically Kurt Vonnegut’s butthole drawing
October 7, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Claude AI’s logo is unironically Kurt Vonnegut’s butthole drawing
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a not at all infuriating team to follow
October 19, 2025 at 7:35 PM
a not at all infuriating team to follow
In Chicago. Separated from the rest of the protest.
October 18, 2025 at 7:29 PM
In Chicago. Separated from the rest of the protest.
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So it turns out I forgot I picked the Browns to win the upset.
SO THE VIKINGS GET A CONGRATULATIONS
SO THE VIKINGS GET A CONGRATULATIONS
October 5, 2025 at 6:18 PM
So it turns out I forgot I picked the Browns to win the upset.
SO THE VIKINGS GET A CONGRATULATIONS
SO THE VIKINGS GET A CONGRATULATIONS
In Indianapolis for a couple of DMB shows. I thought road construction in MN was bad, but it doesn't even compare! Now, if they could just focus on the side roads instead of adding two more lanes to every freeway.
July 13, 2025 at 1:53 PM
In Indianapolis for a couple of DMB shows. I thought road construction in MN was bad, but it doesn't even compare! Now, if they could just focus on the side roads instead of adding two more lanes to every freeway.
What's Up by 4 non blondes
Fuck your favourite song. Tell me your least favourite song. The one that makes you die inside the moment you hear the first 3 seconds.
July 12, 2025 at 11:49 PM
What's Up by 4 non blondes
You know what's great? Spending the holiday in the Children's Hospital ER while you wait and see if your kid has appendicitis.
July 4, 2025 at 6:58 PM
You know what's great? Spending the holiday in the Children's Hospital ER while you wait and see if your kid has appendicitis.
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Here’s a neat thing to look for a tomorrow’s Pride parade: all local law firms are marching together for the first time, not separately by firm. It’s to show scale & solidarity as Trump illegally targets law firms. Banner will say “Law Firms With Pride.” My wife helped organize & I’m proud of her.
June 28, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Here’s a neat thing to look for a tomorrow’s Pride parade: all local law firms are marching together for the first time, not separately by firm. It’s to show scale & solidarity as Trump illegally targets law firms. Banner will say “Law Firms With Pride.” My wife helped organize & I’m proud of her.
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Next episode of the pod before we take a week off while I go on vacation is a deep-dive into America's most-visible "white power" group: Patriot Front.
How are these guys still around?
Featuring @jtischauser.bsky.social
Out on Monday. Find "Posting Through It" on your favorite podcast player.
How are these guys still around?
Featuring @jtischauser.bsky.social
Out on Monday. Find "Posting Through It" on your favorite podcast player.
June 27, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Next episode of the pod before we take a week off while I go on vacation is a deep-dive into America's most-visible "white power" group: Patriot Front.
How are these guys still around?
Featuring @jtischauser.bsky.social
Out on Monday. Find "Posting Through It" on your favorite podcast player.
How are these guys still around?
Featuring @jtischauser.bsky.social
Out on Monday. Find "Posting Through It" on your favorite podcast player.
Forgive me because this app doesn't have a regular version.
June 22, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Forgive me because this app doesn't have a regular version.
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Sharing this one last time here in honor of all the dads on their special day!
Thank you to @gqmagazine.bsky.social for enlisting me to figure out why dads watch tv while standing up! (And thank you to everyone who offered their insights!)
Why Do Dads Watch TV Standing Up?
Everyone knows that fathers love to watch TV standing up. Comedian Josh Gondelman investigates this cultural mystery, and develops a complete taxonomy of standing dads.
www.gq.com
June 15, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Sharing this one last time here in honor of all the dads on their special day!
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[non-Minnesotans, before you re-post the thing about the splits in the House and Senate: the legislature is not in session (literally just adjourned in the last week) and won't be back in session until next year]
June 14, 2025 at 2:41 PM
[non-Minnesotans, before you re-post the thing about the splits in the House and Senate: the legislature is not in session (literally just adjourned in the last week) and won't be back in session until next year]
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While MN waits for news on the conditions of the Dem legislators, we can look back at one of the times that Melissa Hortman was a great ally and refused to apologize after she called out the shitty behavior of fellow (white male) legislators.
bringmethenews.com/minnesota-ne...
bringmethenews.com/minnesota-ne...
State Rep. still not sorry after complaint filed over 'white male' remark
A formal complaint says Rep. Melissa Hortman's comments needlessly invoked race and gender.
bringmethenews.com
June 14, 2025 at 2:11 PM
While MN waits for news on the conditions of the Dem legislators, we can look back at one of the times that Melissa Hortman was a great ally and refused to apologize after she called out the shitty behavior of fellow (white male) legislators.
bringmethenews.com/minnesota-ne...
bringmethenews.com/minnesota-ne...