Jess
@froglvr.bsky.social
made of 30% recycled plastic | she/her
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Ja, der Helislopter
January 7, 2026 at 8:49 PM
Ja, der Helislopter
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ICE shot a woman point-blank in Minneapolis. The agency’s raids and impunity were always going to lead to death.
This Isn’t the First Killing by ICE — and It Won’t Be the Last
ICE shot a woman point-blank in Minneapolis. The agency’s raids and impunity were always going to lead to death.
interc.pt
January 7, 2026 at 8:56 PM
ICE shot a woman point-blank in Minneapolis. The agency’s raids and impunity were always going to lead to death.
slowly dying in a damp flat
January 5, 2026 at 8:19 PM
slowly dying in a damp flat
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What in the Gestapo is going on in Grand Rapids?
Watch this activist get arrested *mid-interview* for speaking out against U.S. action in Venezuela.
Watch this activist get arrested *mid-interview* for speaking out against U.S. action in Venezuela.
January 5, 2026 at 4:12 PM
What in the Gestapo is going on in Grand Rapids?
Watch this activist get arrested *mid-interview* for speaking out against U.S. action in Venezuela.
Watch this activist get arrested *mid-interview* for speaking out against U.S. action in Venezuela.
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starting the weekend off right (spending two hours arguing with health insurance over their denial of a $12,000 delivery bill because the hospital submitted my daughter’s birth date wrong and now I have to convince them my baby didn’t come out forty years old)
December 13, 2024 at 9:48 PM
starting the weekend off right (spending two hours arguing with health insurance over their denial of a $12,000 delivery bill because the hospital submitted my daughter’s birth date wrong and now I have to convince them my baby didn’t come out forty years old)
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At the club, wearing my new cologne: Amazon Basic for men.
January 4, 2026 at 6:57 AM
At the club, wearing my new cologne: Amazon Basic for men.
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this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
January 3, 2026 at 10:57 PM
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
some late night vegetarian slop
January 3, 2026 at 2:10 AM
some late night vegetarian slop
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ME: nukes? that’s cool, i guess. personally i get to inherit my dad’s roadster when he kicks it
PAUL MUAD’DIB ATREIDES: E Rudhi Dina, heshidhanii: ne Lisaan al-Gayib
ME: uh, it’s a 1991 Z1, actually
PAUL MUAD’DIB ATREIDES: E Rudhi Dina, heshidhanii: ne Lisaan al-Gayib
ME: uh, it’s a 1991 Z1, actually
December 20, 2025 at 2:49 PM
ME: nukes? that’s cool, i guess. personally i get to inherit my dad’s roadster when he kicks it
PAUL MUAD’DIB ATREIDES: E Rudhi Dina, heshidhanii: ne Lisaan al-Gayib
ME: uh, it’s a 1991 Z1, actually
PAUL MUAD’DIB ATREIDES: E Rudhi Dina, heshidhanii: ne Lisaan al-Gayib
ME: uh, it’s a 1991 Z1, actually
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Two dings don't make a dong
December 18, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Two dings don't make a dong
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Superman (2025)
If Goku was real he would have joined Hamas for sure.
December 14, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Superman (2025)
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Tinker Swift, Taylor Swift, Soldier Swift, Spy Swift
December 11, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Tinker Swift, Taylor Swift, Soldier Swift, Spy Swift
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Introducing the Cool S, For Her™
December 8, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Introducing the Cool S, For Her™
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remarkably well preserved santa hat found in arctic bog
December 2, 2025 at 9:37 PM
remarkably well preserved santa hat found in arctic bog
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every trans person i see post about the OU suspension knows that the suspended target is trans & a grad student, & has an innate awareness that this is about purging trans employees. every cis person i see thinks the target is a rando professor & that this is about giving conservatives good grades
December 1, 2025 at 12:04 AM
every trans person i see post about the OU suspension knows that the suspended target is trans & a grad student, & has an innate awareness that this is about purging trans employees. every cis person i see thinks the target is a rando professor & that this is about giving conservatives good grades
watched tenet after taking a brownie last night never doing that shit again. woke up thinking my dog was inverted
December 1, 2025 at 7:50 AM
watched tenet after taking a brownie last night never doing that shit again. woke up thinking my dog was inverted
sigh.. it’s 5 o clock somewhere….
November 30, 2025 at 11:36 AM
sigh.. it’s 5 o clock somewhere….
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imagine having to hear shit like "study confirms giving diabetic children insulin reduces their death rates by 100%" as if that hasn't been known for like a hunred years. that's what being trans is like
November 25, 2025 at 12:06 PM
imagine having to hear shit like "study confirms giving diabetic children insulin reduces their death rates by 100%" as if that hasn't been known for like a hunred years. that's what being trans is like
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doing the dishes in my sink so the guy coming to fix my heating doesn’t know i eat breakfast
November 25, 2025 at 1:24 PM
doing the dishes in my sink so the guy coming to fix my heating doesn’t know i eat breakfast
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At animation school I asked my professor if he thought Wallace would ever eat Gromit and he made me draw 10,000 frames of trees blowing in the wind as punishment
November 23, 2025 at 6:23 AM
At animation school I asked my professor if he thought Wallace would ever eat Gromit and he made me draw 10,000 frames of trees blowing in the wind as punishment
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Mechanic [sliding out from under Optimus Prime]: I think I see what the issue is. This truck is also a big guy somehow
November 18, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Mechanic [sliding out from under Optimus Prime]: I think I see what the issue is. This truck is also a big guy somehow
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at an apartment showing telling the landlord that the cream carpets are really nice but im just going to dump a bunch of dirt and mulch on the floors and grow grass anyways
November 16, 2025 at 9:05 PM
at an apartment showing telling the landlord that the cream carpets are really nice but im just going to dump a bunch of dirt and mulch on the floors and grow grass anyways
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(spending 9 billion dollars to make a robot say "i have always loved you") hard times create strong men
November 16, 2025 at 9:35 PM
(spending 9 billion dollars to make a robot say "i have always loved you") hard times create strong men
he’s gonna have a sick spotify playlist after this one
Pope Leo XIV Will Have Lunch With 4 Trans Women in "Unprecedented" Meeting
https://www.them.us/story/pope-leo-xiv-lunch-trans-activists-alesia-nobile
https://www.them.us/story/pope-leo-xiv-lunch-trans-activists-alesia-nobile
November 15, 2025 at 1:54 AM
he’s gonna have a sick spotify playlist after this one