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WORKER I gotta read the meter in the yard
ME You have the power. You are in charge. I know you can feel love and compassion.
WORKER Huh
MY LIVE-IN CARETAKER He can only repeat the Sen. Ruth Martin speech from Silence of the Lambs. Just head on back.
ME My daughter is Catherine. Release her unharmed.
ME You have the power. You are in charge. I know you can feel love and compassion.
WORKER Huh
MY LIVE-IN CARETAKER He can only repeat the Sen. Ruth Martin speech from Silence of the Lambs. Just head on back.
ME My daughter is Catherine. Release her unharmed.
November 30, 2025 at 4:42 PM
WORKER I gotta read the meter in the yard
ME You have the power. You are in charge. I know you can feel love and compassion.
WORKER Huh
MY LIVE-IN CARETAKER He can only repeat the Sen. Ruth Martin speech from Silence of the Lambs. Just head on back.
ME My daughter is Catherine. Release her unharmed.
ME You have the power. You are in charge. I know you can feel love and compassion.
WORKER Huh
MY LIVE-IN CARETAKER He can only repeat the Sen. Ruth Martin speech from Silence of the Lambs. Just head on back.
ME My daughter is Catherine. Release her unharmed.
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If you're feeling bad about spending Thanksgiving alone, don't. One Thanksgiving I went to see Lincoln alone, and 30 minutes in a woman stood up, yelled "I'M BORED!" and left. It was the best thing that ever happened to me.
November 28, 2024 at 7:27 PM
If you're feeling bad about spending Thanksgiving alone, don't. One Thanksgiving I went to see Lincoln alone, and 30 minutes in a woman stood up, yelled "I'M BORED!" and left. It was the best thing that ever happened to me.
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this is the worst DLC i've ever seen
November 19, 2025 at 8:35 PM
this is the worst DLC i've ever seen
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people are so incredibly dumb, I'm mad that I felt pressured to be smart my entire life
November 15, 2025 at 9:52 PM
people are so incredibly dumb, I'm mad that I felt pressured to be smart my entire life
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as a bird artist, in honor of tonight’s game i have attempted to draw the gorgeous blue jay as accurately as possible. as always please let me know if you have any constructive criticism
October 31, 2025 at 5:56 PM
as a bird artist, in honor of tonight’s game i have attempted to draw the gorgeous blue jay as accurately as possible. as always please let me know if you have any constructive criticism
I want to be on a Taskmaster team with Maisie and Reece. We would scream at each other and cackle at our opponents’ failures.
October 31, 2025 at 9:02 AM
I want to be on a Taskmaster team with Maisie and Reece. We would scream at each other and cackle at our opponents’ failures.
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The sheer number of these really makes the bit
October 22, 2025 at 3:18 PM
The sheer number of these really makes the bit
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I am a very weird kind of Christian now but I still think a lot about:
—The love of money is the root of every kind of evil
—Love your neighbor as yourself
—What does the Lord require of you but to do justly and to love mercy and to walk humbly with your God?
—The love of money is the root of every kind of evil
—Love your neighbor as yourself
—What does the Lord require of you but to do justly and to love mercy and to walk humbly with your God?
October 7, 2025 at 3:01 AM
I am a very weird kind of Christian now but I still think a lot about:
—The love of money is the root of every kind of evil
—Love your neighbor as yourself
—What does the Lord require of you but to do justly and to love mercy and to walk humbly with your God?
—The love of money is the root of every kind of evil
—Love your neighbor as yourself
—What does the Lord require of you but to do justly and to love mercy and to walk humbly with your God?
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This is what I do when I think about the Confederacy's humiliation
Des Moines has you all beat
September 24, 2025 at 4:31 AM
This is what I do when I think about the Confederacy's humiliation
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Just because it wasn’t funny doesn’t mean I wasn’t joking
September 21, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Just because it wasn’t funny doesn’t mean I wasn’t joking
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Sorry I can't make it tonight my body is shutting down
September 21, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Sorry I can't make it tonight my body is shutting down
Today has had a weird vibe
September 18, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Today has had a weird vibe
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August 27, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Enchanted Scepters on the Mac had awful graphics but terrifying audio.
August 24, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Enchanted Scepters on the Mac had awful graphics but terrifying audio.
Quick and painless way to improve your Bluesky experience, courtesy of
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August 21, 2025 at 8:32 AM
Quick and painless way to improve your Bluesky experience, courtesy of
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To be clear i absolutely accept bribes stuffed into bags of potato chips
August 21, 2025 at 2:43 AM
To be clear i absolutely accept bribes stuffed into bags of potato chips
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yer mum performed a wellness check on me. she pulled open me drawers to check and said well well well.
August 5, 2025 at 10:57 PM
yer mum performed a wellness check on me. she pulled open me drawers to check and said well well well.
i’m expecting to get tons of retweets with this in ten years
August 2, 2025 at 2:13 AM
i’m expecting to get tons of retweets with this in ten years
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ME: well i gotta go guys
OPTOMETRIST: see ya
STORE OWNER: buy
SHOPLIFTER: take it easy
PROCRASTINATOR: later
PORN STAR: so long
OPTOMETRIST: see ya
STORE OWNER: buy
SHOPLIFTER: take it easy
PROCRASTINATOR: later
PORN STAR: so long
July 26, 2025 at 9:03 PM
ME: well i gotta go guys
OPTOMETRIST: see ya
STORE OWNER: buy
SHOPLIFTER: take it easy
PROCRASTINATOR: later
PORN STAR: so long
OPTOMETRIST: see ya
STORE OWNER: buy
SHOPLIFTER: take it easy
PROCRASTINATOR: later
PORN STAR: so long
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i decide how much i am going to tip by how gently the waitstaff wakes me when they bring my food
July 21, 2025 at 5:10 PM
i decide how much i am going to tip by how gently the waitstaff wakes me when they bring my food