Firstname Johnson
@firstnamejohnson.bsky.social
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Paris Hilton? The New York disc jockey?
person who only knows paris hilton from her career as a dj: “she did WHAT?!”
October 21, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Paris Hilton? The New York disc jockey?
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The Assumption of the Virgin, by Guido Reni, 1597, 📸 via @RoysEnergy
October 21, 2025 at 3:27 AM
The Assumption of the Virgin, by Guido Reni, 1597, 📸 via @RoysEnergy
Big ups to the Hork
Congrats to Laszlo Krasznahorkai on winning the Nobel in Literature. If you see a balding guy with a ponytail and crumbs in his beard hug him, it's the best day of his life.
October 9, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Big ups to the Hork
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John Roberts’ Constitution: The federal government protecting people’s right to vote or giving them health care violates the sacred principle of state sovereignty but if the deranged POTUS and his bloodthirsty advisers want to use the military to invade other states for being too liberal that’s fine
October 6, 2025 at 10:18 AM
John Roberts’ Constitution: The federal government protecting people’s right to vote or giving them health care violates the sacred principle of state sovereignty but if the deranged POTUS and his bloodthirsty advisers want to use the military to invade other states for being too liberal that’s fine
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Great time to be a fentanyl dealer because all the guys who are supposed to investigate and prosecute you are going after doordash drivers and moms instead
September 29, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Great time to be a fentanyl dealer because all the guys who are supposed to investigate and prosecute you are going after doordash drivers and moms instead
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these dudes out here gesturing at speed limits on fury road
September 28, 2025 at 1:40 AM
these dudes out here gesturing at speed limits on fury road
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It’s hard to convey the insanity of a thirty-something White House staffer getting an interim US Attorney appointment and marching into the grand jury room alone four days later to indict the former Deputy Attorney General and Director of the FBI
September 27, 2025 at 1:51 PM
It’s hard to convey the insanity of a thirty-something White House staffer getting an interim US Attorney appointment and marching into the grand jury room alone four days later to indict the former Deputy Attorney General and Director of the FBI
Remind me why this is the greatest constitution in the world if you can blatantly violate it with no consequences?
/14 It’s not quite yet “you have to be named Bivens,” but it’s getting there. SCOTUS recently found specifically that there’s no Bivens action for First Amendment retaliation. That’s because the FedSoc types who trumpet the constitution hate the idea of a remedy for violating it.
September 18, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Remind me why this is the greatest constitution in the world if you can blatantly violate it with no consequences?
It's always pon farr in here
September 18, 2025 at 3:37 AM
It's always pon farr in here
We need this graphic superimposed on Taylor Townsend
Hat tip to @tousledpigtails.bsky.social for spotting this Insta post that makes it seem like Dicker the Kicker has been placed on IR for being diagnosed as ethnic
September 17, 2025 at 5:34 PM
We need this graphic superimposed on Taylor Townsend
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The shape of politics in the US right now is increasingly that the media, political and economic elites are allied with the Trump regime against the actual people of the country who hate it
trump approval hits a new low in today's yougov/economist poll. now worse than he was in yougov's data at this point in 2017 www.economist.com/interactive/...
September 16, 2025 at 5:19 PM
The shape of politics in the US right now is increasingly that the media, political and economic elites are allied with the Trump regime against the actual people of the country who hate it
JJ Zoolander
McCarthy completes basically nothing to his left. Not the best sign (and something defenses probably know about since I know about it)
September 15, 2025 at 7:20 PM
JJ Zoolander
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every birthday message to epstein is like "dear jeff, you're so rich and so handsome but probably the thing about you i love most is that you're a prolific child predator. never change <3"
September 9, 2025 at 5:19 AM
every birthday message to epstein is like "dear jeff, you're so rich and so handsome but probably the thing about you i love most is that you're a prolific child predator. never change <3"
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Everyone already knows the Department of Defense is really of war. The point of the euphemism was to pretend it serves a morally justified role. But the boors in charge now have no need for fig leaves. Killing people isn't enough; the fun is in the bragging. They get off only on triggering the libs.
September 4, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Everyone already knows the Department of Defense is really of war. The point of the euphemism was to pretend it serves a morally justified role. But the boors in charge now have no need for fig leaves. Killing people isn't enough; the fun is in the bragging. They get off only on triggering the libs.
He must be from Philly cause he came to roast pork
August 12, 2025 at 3:10 AM
He must be from Philly cause he came to roast pork
This submarine kills fascists
August 12, 2025 at 2:56 AM
This submarine kills fascists
I would also like to know if @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social will denounce this raccoon
July 31, 2025 at 5:16 PM
I would also like to know if @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social will denounce this raccoon
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Alan Cumming on bathroom bills:
"Why on earth would a rapist go through the bother of pretending to be trans in a country that treats rapists better than trans people."
"Why on earth would a rapist go through the bother of pretending to be trans in a country that treats rapists better than trans people."
July 22, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Alan Cumming on bathroom bills:
"Why on earth would a rapist go through the bother of pretending to be trans in a country that treats rapists better than trans people."
"Why on earth would a rapist go through the bother of pretending to be trans in a country that treats rapists better than trans people."
As always, Democrats claim victory by losing so badly that it may allow them to have a small chance of winning some time in the distant future
Top Democratic party officials see President Trump’s sweeping domestic policy bill as cruel and fiscally ruinous — and they’re betting the American public will, too.
In Trump’s Bill, Democrats See a Path to Win Back Voters
Top party officials see the president’s sweeping domestic policy bill as cruel and fiscally ruinous — and they’re betting the American public will, too.
trib.al
July 3, 2025 at 8:02 PM
As always, Democrats claim victory by losing so badly that it may allow them to have a small chance of winning some time in the distant future
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Tons of people are doing ozempic but nobody wants to talk about it. It’s like the opposite of CrossFit.
May 18, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Tons of people are doing ozempic but nobody wants to talk about it. It’s like the opposite of CrossFit.
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Just straight up, unapologetic, unfettered corruption.
NEW: Records show that senior State Department officials in both D.C. and Gambia coordinated with Starlink execs to coax, lobby and browbeat Gambian government ministers to help Musk. One official said Gambia is under “maximum pressure” to yield.
The Trump Administration Leaned on African Countries. The Goal: Get Business for Elon Musk.
The State Department has intervened on behalf of Musk’s satellite internet company in five developing nations. In Gambia, U.S. diplomats have lobbied and browbeat at least seven government ministers a...
www.propublica.org
May 15, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Just straight up, unapologetic, unfettered corruption.
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man, there is some serious egg on my face right now
May 8, 2025 at 9:53 PM
man, there is some serious egg on my face right now
