Helli⭕️n Raiser
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People have lost their fucking minds.
That is all.
That is all.
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And here I stand both to impeach and purge
January 3, 2026 at 8:11 PM
And here I stand both to impeach and purge
Especially appropriate today
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
January 4, 2026 at 12:59 AM
Especially appropriate today
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This is how you do it. No preamble to swear to God you don't like Maduro.
January 3, 2026 at 9:23 PM
This is how you do it. No preamble to swear to God you don't like Maduro.
Being distracted from today’s horrors by 16 allowing 14 to tweeze in between his eyebrows.
It sounds like an elephant is trying to break out of her room while simultaneously cursing a blue streak.
It sounds like an elephant is trying to break out of her room while simultaneously cursing a blue streak.
a shirtless man is laying on a bed with kelly clarkson written above his head
ALT: a shirtless man is laying on a bed with kelly clarkson written above his head
media.tenor.com
January 4, 2026 at 12:51 AM
Being distracted from today’s horrors by 16 allowing 14 to tweeze in between his eyebrows.
It sounds like an elephant is trying to break out of her room while simultaneously cursing a blue streak.
It sounds like an elephant is trying to break out of her room while simultaneously cursing a blue streak.
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Hopefully people won’t use the utter lawlessness or recklessness of this to blunder into suggesting Maduro or his government were good, or to disparage the people who have suffered under him.
January 3, 2026 at 5:41 PM
Hopefully people won’t use the utter lawlessness or recklessness of this to blunder into suggesting Maduro or his government were good, or to disparage the people who have suffered under him.
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"The illegal we do immediately. The unconstitutional takes a little longer"
- Henry Kissinger, early 1970's
- Henry Kissinger, early 1970's
January 3, 2026 at 2:10 PM
"The illegal we do immediately. The unconstitutional takes a little longer"
- Henry Kissinger, early 1970's
- Henry Kissinger, early 1970's
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Is the Senate possess’d of this?
January 3, 2026 at 5:30 PM
Is the Senate possess’d of this?
*taps the sign*
People have lost their fucking minds.
That is all.
That is all.
January 3, 2026 at 4:48 PM
*taps the sign*
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The US has carried out a series of attacks across Venezuela targeting airbases and military bases. Venezuelan anti-air systems appear nonexistent. #VenezuelaInvasion
January 3, 2026 at 7:39 AM
The US has carried out a series of attacks across Venezuela targeting airbases and military bases. Venezuelan anti-air systems appear nonexistent. #VenezuelaInvasion
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CBS News states it will commence reporting on the events in Venezuela once it receives comments from those who died from explosions.
#Satire
#Satire
January 3, 2026 at 7:36 AM
CBS News states it will commence reporting on the events in Venezuela once it receives comments from those who died from explosions.
#Satire
#Satire
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In our name, with our money, ostensibly for oil, but mostly because we have a president who's addicted to power and attention and needs to deflect from being friends with the world’s most famous pedophile. Shame on these fucking monsters who run my country. They need out.
January 3, 2026 at 7:28 AM
In our name, with our money, ostensibly for oil, but mostly because we have a president who's addicted to power and attention and needs to deflect from being friends with the world’s most famous pedophile. Shame on these fucking monsters who run my country. They need out.
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You have to go through Congress for anything resembling this type of war. Round up Massie and Paul types and have him removed. The people in this administration are on actual drugs and have insatiable bloodlust and bespoke mental illnesses. He has to go, and everybody with him.
January 3, 2026 at 7:06 AM
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Our country is fucking bombing Caracas, Venezuela right now what in the actual fffffffffuuuuuuuccccck
www.reddit.com/r/CombatFoot...
www.reddit.com/r/CombatFoot...
From the CombatFootage community on Reddit: Footage from the initial wave of US airstrikes in Caracas, Venezuela (January 3, 2026)
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January 3, 2026 at 7:05 AM
Our country is fucking bombing Caracas, Venezuela right now what in the actual fffffffffuuuuuuuccccck
www.reddit.com/r/CombatFoot...
www.reddit.com/r/CombatFoot...
Hi, I’m Accidentally Ate A Wire From a Grill Brush
(PSA: get rid of your wire grill brushes, kids!)
(PSA: get rid of your wire grill brushes, kids!)
January 3, 2026 at 5:29 AM
Hi, I’m Accidentally Ate A Wire From a Grill Brush
(PSA: get rid of your wire grill brushes, kids!)
(PSA: get rid of your wire grill brushes, kids!)
Hey guess what kids, you can love someone for your entire life and not marry them, and it’s completely okay.
In @nytopinion.nytimes.com
“Ancient wisdom and modern research are not wrong,” our columnist David Brooks writes. “If you want to lead a fulfilling life, fill it with loving attachments.”
“Ancient wisdom and modern research are not wrong,” our columnist David Brooks writes. “If you want to lead a fulfilling life, fill it with loving attachments.”
Opinion | The Importance of Love and Marriage for an Increasingly Loveless America
America is becoming more loveless: less dating, less marriage, less friendship, less patriotism. But love outside of self is what makes life meaningful.
nyti.ms
January 3, 2026 at 5:16 AM
Hey guess what kids, you can love someone for your entire life and not marry them, and it’s completely okay.
New tradition just dropped
Traditional New Year’s Day whiskey punch and chocolate cake, as is custom.
January 3, 2026 at 5:08 AM
New tradition just dropped
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Because my friend & yours is such a beautiful light in the world, @sofijav.bsky.social sent me a clip (hadn’t heard it yet) & so of course I had to find the whole song. Rest in Peace, Legend & THANK YOU, Sof! #JimmyCliff
Widespread Panic w/Billy Strings | “Sitting in Limbo” | 12/31/2025 | Fox Theatre Atlanta
YouTube video by MrTopdogger
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January 2, 2026 at 11:09 PM
Because my friend & yours is such a beautiful light in the world, @sofijav.bsky.social sent me a clip (hadn’t heard it yet) & so of course I had to find the whole song. Rest in Peace, Legend & THANK YOU, Sof! #JimmyCliff
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Listening to a banger song on an all bagerz album from the 90s that is not grunge or hamband.
January 2, 2026 at 5:41 AM
Listening to a banger song on an all bagerz album from the 90s that is not grunge or hamband.
Stoppppp
If the 2004 song "1985" were written today, it would be about being preoccupied with the year 2007
January 2, 2026 at 12:58 PM
Stoppppp
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day one in mamdani’s new york
January 1, 2026 at 5:10 PM
day one in mamdani’s new york
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Happy New Years to working families everywhere as child care funding is ripped away from all states.
I hope these fucks come to my state. I hope they set foot to our office doors so we can tell them to fuck off.
All children and families must suffer for the fraud committed by a select few 🤬🤬🤬
I hope these fucks come to my state. I hope they set foot to our office doors so we can tell them to fuck off.
All children and families must suffer for the fraud committed by a select few 🤬🤬🤬
HHS freezing child care payments to all states after Minnesota fraud allegations: Official
An HHS official says the agency has "frozen all child care payments" to all states after allegations of fraudulent day care centers in Minnesota.
abcnews.go.com
January 1, 2026 at 12:18 AM
Happy New Years to working families everywhere as child care funding is ripped away from all states.
I hope these fucks come to my state. I hope they set foot to our office doors so we can tell them to fuck off.
All children and families must suffer for the fraud committed by a select few 🤬🤬🤬
I hope these fucks come to my state. I hope they set foot to our office doors so we can tell them to fuck off.
All children and families must suffer for the fraud committed by a select few 🤬🤬🤬
They know me so well
January 1, 2026 at 5:35 PM
They know me so well
Shoulda got Raekwon out there last night youtu.be/jgh10of6DKA?...
Raekwon - Ice Cream (Official HD Video) ft. Ghostface Killah, Method Man, Cappadonna
YouTube video by RaekwonVEVO
youtu.be
January 1, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Shoulda got Raekwon out there last night youtu.be/jgh10of6DKA?...