Helli⭕️n Raiser
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People have lost their fucking minds.
That is all.
That is all.
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A must-read message from Colin and Sophie Hortman, Mark and Melissa's children:
January 5, 2026 at 12:24 AM
A must-read message from Colin and Sophie Hortman, Mark and Melissa's children:
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Now that Stranger Things has ended, can we take a moment to appreciate the amazing love letter to synthesizers that Kyle Dixon & Michael Stein composed for the show?
Their setup included synths like the Prophet-6, Prophet-5, Univox Mini-Korg, Oberheim SEM, Roland SH-2, ARP 2600, and a lot more!
Their setup included synths like the Prophet-6, Prophet-5, Univox Mini-Korg, Oberheim SEM, Roland SH-2, ARP 2600, and a lot more!
January 4, 2026 at 2:59 AM
Now that Stranger Things has ended, can we take a moment to appreciate the amazing love letter to synthesizers that Kyle Dixon & Michael Stein composed for the show?
Their setup included synths like the Prophet-6, Prophet-5, Univox Mini-Korg, Oberheim SEM, Roland SH-2, ARP 2600, and a lot more!
Their setup included synths like the Prophet-6, Prophet-5, Univox Mini-Korg, Oberheim SEM, Roland SH-2, ARP 2600, and a lot more!
In case you were wondering if we’re being led by a demented washed up wannabe mobster with the restraint of a 19 month old
WH sources say Venezuela's opposition leader committed the "ultimate sin": She accepted the Nobel Peace prize.
“If she had turned it down and said, ‘I can’t accept it because it’s Donald Trump’s,’ she’d be the president of Venezuela today,” one said.
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“If she had turned it down and said, ‘I can’t accept it because it’s Donald Trump’s,’ she’d be the president of Venezuela today,” one said.
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January 5, 2026 at 4:11 AM
In case you were wondering if we’re being led by a demented washed up wannabe mobster with the restraint of a 19 month old
Finally watched the Stranger Things finale and holy-teeing-up-a-movie-or-spinoff, Batman.
Also,
Also,
January 4, 2026 at 5:32 PM
Finally watched the Stranger Things finale and holy-teeing-up-a-movie-or-spinoff, Batman.
Also,
Also,
🙋♀️ bottle of Moet in the fridge just waitin’
Half the country literally has bottles of champagne in the fridge for when he dies (of old age) so....
So when can you start
January 4, 2026 at 3:03 PM
🙋♀️ bottle of Moet in the fridge just waitin’
Dems could easily message this, but why do that when you could also be indecisive and incoherent.
“Trump cares more about running another country than this one. He’s spending money on them, not your health care.”
January 4, 2026 at 5:37 AM
Dems could easily message this, but why do that when you could also be indecisive and incoherent.
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🎶 breadsticks in the skyyyy with dipping sauce 🎶
January 3, 2026 at 1:07 AM
🎶 breadsticks in the skyyyy with dipping sauce 🎶
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Banging your heart against some mad bugger’s wall
Outside the Wall - The Wall
Outside the Wall - The Wall
January 4, 2026 at 5:00 AM
Banging your heart against some mad bugger’s wall
Outside the Wall - The Wall
Outside the Wall - The Wall
💀
January 4, 2026 at 4:02 AM
💀
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And here I stand both to impeach and purge
January 3, 2026 at 8:11 PM
And here I stand both to impeach and purge
Especially appropriate today
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
January 4, 2026 at 12:59 AM
Especially appropriate today
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This is how you do it. No preamble to swear to God you don't like Maduro.
January 3, 2026 at 9:23 PM
This is how you do it. No preamble to swear to God you don't like Maduro.
Being distracted from today’s horrors by 16 allowing 14 to tweeze in between his eyebrows.
It sounds like an elephant is trying to break out of her room while simultaneously cursing a blue streak.
It sounds like an elephant is trying to break out of her room while simultaneously cursing a blue streak.
a shirtless man is laying on a bed with kelly clarkson written above his head
ALT: a shirtless man is laying on a bed with kelly clarkson written above his head
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January 4, 2026 at 12:51 AM
Being distracted from today’s horrors by 16 allowing 14 to tweeze in between his eyebrows.
It sounds like an elephant is trying to break out of her room while simultaneously cursing a blue streak.
It sounds like an elephant is trying to break out of her room while simultaneously cursing a blue streak.
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Hopefully people won’t use the utter lawlessness or recklessness of this to blunder into suggesting Maduro or his government were good, or to disparage the people who have suffered under him.
January 3, 2026 at 5:41 PM
Hopefully people won’t use the utter lawlessness or recklessness of this to blunder into suggesting Maduro or his government were good, or to disparage the people who have suffered under him.
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"The illegal we do immediately. The unconstitutional takes a little longer"
- Henry Kissinger, early 1970's
- Henry Kissinger, early 1970's
January 3, 2026 at 2:10 PM
"The illegal we do immediately. The unconstitutional takes a little longer"
- Henry Kissinger, early 1970's
- Henry Kissinger, early 1970's
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Is the Senate possess’d of this?
January 3, 2026 at 5:30 PM
Is the Senate possess’d of this?
*taps the sign*
People have lost their fucking minds.
That is all.
That is all.
January 3, 2026 at 4:48 PM
*taps the sign*
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The US has carried out a series of attacks across Venezuela targeting airbases and military bases. Venezuelan anti-air systems appear nonexistent. #VenezuelaInvasion
January 3, 2026 at 7:39 AM
The US has carried out a series of attacks across Venezuela targeting airbases and military bases. Venezuelan anti-air systems appear nonexistent. #VenezuelaInvasion
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CBS News states it will commence reporting on the events in Venezuela once it receives comments from those who died from explosions.
#Satire
#Satire
January 3, 2026 at 7:36 AM
CBS News states it will commence reporting on the events in Venezuela once it receives comments from those who died from explosions.
#Satire
#Satire
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In our name, with our money, ostensibly for oil, but mostly because we have a president who's addicted to power and attention and needs to deflect from being friends with the world’s most famous pedophile. Shame on these fucking monsters who run my country. They need out.
January 3, 2026 at 7:28 AM
In our name, with our money, ostensibly for oil, but mostly because we have a president who's addicted to power and attention and needs to deflect from being friends with the world’s most famous pedophile. Shame on these fucking monsters who run my country. They need out.
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You have to go through Congress for anything resembling this type of war. Round up Massie and Paul types and have him removed. The people in this administration are on actual drugs and have insatiable bloodlust and bespoke mental illnesses. He has to go, and everybody with him.
January 3, 2026 at 7:06 AM
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Our country is fucking bombing Caracas, Venezuela right now what in the actual fffffffffuuuuuuuccccck
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From the CombatFootage community on Reddit: Footage from the initial wave of US airstrikes in Caracas, Venezuela (January 3, 2026)
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January 3, 2026 at 7:05 AM
Our country is fucking bombing Caracas, Venezuela right now what in the actual fffffffffuuuuuuuccccck
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