Firstname Johnson
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Now, to sit back and watch this go viral
November 12, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Now, to sit back and watch this go viral
Chamoun’s Way > Hodgkin’s Lymphoma, you heard it here first
November 10, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Chamoun’s Way > Hodgkin’s Lymphoma, you heard it here first
Dude, you know there’s another way: you could become an oncologist
November 10, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Dude, you know there’s another way: you could become an oncologist
Where might I acquire said fries?
October 14, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Where might I acquire said fries?
That’s preposterous
October 3, 2025 at 10:31 PM
That’s preposterous
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these dudes out here gesturing at speed limits on fury road
September 28, 2025 at 1:40 AM
these dudes out here gesturing at speed limits on fury road
Bout to drop the worst album of the year
September 17, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Bout to drop the worst album of the year
You're thinking of George Ranch, idiot
September 16, 2025 at 8:43 PM
You're thinking of George Ranch, idiot
The Bananas thought they could get away with it but they slipped up
September 15, 2025 at 7:27 PM
The Bananas thought they could get away with it but they slipped up
OK but Bananas Foster is such a good name I might be willing to forgive them
September 15, 2025 at 4:52 PM
OK but Bananas Foster is such a good name I might be willing to forgive them
She liked the headline Je Suis Charlie and worked backwards to make the Muslim comparison
September 12, 2025 at 11:21 PM
She liked the headline Je Suis Charlie and worked backwards to make the Muslim comparison
Sir, the question was: is this your handwriting?
September 12, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Sir, the question was: is this your handwriting?