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Rob Finch
@finchwrites.bsky.social
Involuntary Frankfurt widower.
Voluntary guitarist and korfballer.
Glorified mercenary typist.
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My most ursine view that editors should have tasers so I M completely on your side
November 11, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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Whenever I donate old books to the charity store I always sign them with a sharpie a fake signature by the author. I've done some big names including Obama and Anthony Bourdain. I don't know why I do this but I hope the charity shop has been able to extract a bit more cash.
November 11, 2025 at 5:20 PM
<<Aux armies, citoyens>>
Shittification and shareholder return

A rehash of an old thread

Why is everything crap. Well, here we learn why Adam Smith was an early Marxist, in that though he had great faith in markets

He had zero faith in merchants

And the reason why, is why no one answers your helpline

1/n
a woman is wearing a headset while sitting at a desk .
ALT: a woman is wearing a headset while sitting at a desk .
media.tenor.com
November 11, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Really thought-provoking Q&A with unexpected guests at @jonronson.bsky.social's Psychopath Night in Guildford.
Funny stories and awful stories (subject matter) in equal measure.
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November 10, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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Notice that @aptshadow.bsky.social ’s Children of Time is 99p on kindle in the UK. If you have any interest in SF and haven’t read it, this is a no-brainer.
November 9, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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Got these new trainers today but I can't get it out of my head that they look like fuckin DC Tosh Lines from The Bill
November 9, 2025 at 9:31 PM
People who liked this post, also liked donating the last £23 to my November target.
(Thanks to my anonymous donors💋)
uk.movember.com/mospace/1550...
November 9, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Separated at birth?
(Excuse the Barnet, I fell asleep with wet hair)
November 9, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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Me, giggling like a goblin, strapping myself into the BBC Boss chair, commissioning non-celeb sitcom & sketch show after another. High concept narrative comedies by women! 100 shows with writers rooms! Tell whatever celeb blokes are doing a travel show they can make their own way back from Bordeaux!
November 9, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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holodeck games without in app purchases
November 9, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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November 9, 2025 at 9:15 AM
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There are many companies offering dodgy blood testing (so they can sell you a ‘solution’). Testosterone is just one eg in a sea of fertility, menopause, ‘feeling tired’ nonsense. Yes it’s misinformation but also a slew of marketing that likely breaks ASA rules. www.theguardian.com/society/2025...
Social media misinformation driving men to seek unneeded NHS testosterone therapy, doctors say
Endocrinologists warn taking testosterone unnecessarily can suppress natural hormone production
www.theguardian.com
November 9, 2025 at 7:11 AM
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Lads

If you get an NHS invite for an Abdominal Aortic Aneurysm screening then please do go along.

It’s a short and painless process which will be over in 10 minutes and it could save your life.

www.nhs.uk/conditions/a...
Abdominal aortic aneurysm
Find out about abdominal aortic aneurysm, what the symptoms are, how it’s treated, how to lower your risk of getting one and what the causes are.
www.nhs.uk
November 9, 2025 at 8:02 AM
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Wait Italy did what?
November 8, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Thank anonymous donors
#movember
I shaved off some of my beard and now I look uglier and stupider. Please donate to make me less sad. I am raising money for prostate cancer because no-one wants a camera up their John Thomas but it's better than cancer.
movember.com/m/15502375?m...
November 8, 2025 at 12:16 PM
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Hey did you know that if you enjoyed The Redstone Rescue you could nominate it for the Indie Ink Awards and that if you did that would mark you out as actually pretty damn cool?

indiestorygeek.com/story/9709
The Redstone Rescue
“They say the crown lies heavy on the head of the king, but in Sataminva our crown lies on a perfectly counterbalanced plate in a display case in the Hall of Voices.” Khatin Amatar grew up in the fre...
indiestorygeek.com
November 7, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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Plastic flowers and foliage picked up from Cornish beaches.
November 6, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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Choose your own adventure.
November 7, 2025 at 11:21 AM
I shaved off some of my beard and now I look uglier and stupider. Please donate to make me less sad. I am raising money for prostate cancer because no-one wants a camera up their John Thomas but it's better than cancer.
movember.com/m/15502375?m...
November 6, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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Flying Squirrel Loves It Every Time
November 5, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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Dunelm playing bangers I used to dance to in the local indie disco is violence.
November 6, 2025 at 12:17 PM
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So this reminds me of one of my favourite WTF moments in heritage bureaucracy, which was the 2018 archaeological excavations just outside the chapel of St Peter at the Tower of London. nobody could decide who, apart from the king, could legally sign off on the project
…so there isn’t some department that is empowered to deal with this stuff that can just override the inevitable objections, I guess? rough, if so
November 5, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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Just the one @greenleejw.bsky.social
November 5, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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We've been down on the beach today picking up firework debris. It's odd, isn't it, that you can be fined £250 for dropping litter but somehow it's OK to launch rockets containing plastic casings into the sky.
November 5, 2025 at 6:23 PM