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Rob Finch
@finchwrites.bsky.social
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Involuntary Frankfurt widower.
Voluntary guitarist and korfballer.
Glorified mercenary typist.
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People who liked this post, also liked donating the last £23 to my November target.
(Thanks to my anonymous donors💋)
uk.movember.com/mospace/1550...
A page showing a target of £300, current total of £277
November 9, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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Separated at birth?
(Excuse the Barnet, I fell asleep with wet hair)
A man with a moustache and glasses A man with a moustache and glasses (Bed Flanders from The Simpsons)
November 9, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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Apparently I look like Steve Wright In The Afternoon.

God knows what I look like in the morning.
Steve Wright at his moustachioed finest
November 8, 2025 at 12:18 PM
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A picture of the journalist as a young man
A man facing the camera stands in front of a Burger King branded wall. Facing away from the camera is a man in military camouflage.
November 7, 2025 at 9:44 AM
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I shaved off some of my beard and now I look uglier and stupider. Please donate to make me less sad. I am raising money for prostate cancer because no-one wants a camera up their John Thomas but it's better than cancer.
movember.com/m/15502375?m...
A man in beige with beige hair and an ugly moustache looks sad
November 6, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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Just the one @greenleejw.bsky.social
From BBC Horrible Histories - 2 people in Jacobean dress. The caption reads "And how many fish historians do you know?"
November 5, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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The Fawlty Towers sign but it spells Flowery Twats
November 5, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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What an image
Ukraine rescues camel used by Russian military share.google/SdxlsaYqPZlg...
A man rides a camel in the snow by a large residential tower block. He holds aloft a large horizontal tricolour in navy blue, sky blue and red with a double headed eagle and Cyrillic script on it.
November 4, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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11-year-old's showstopper
A white iced cake with the words "Will you marry me?" In chocolate icing
November 4, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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Poor Ent. Trapped by Saruman's Orcish hordes.
A small tree held down with ropes.
November 4, 2025 at 8:25 AM
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🎵Straaaange. Strange game.🎶
Vecchio Parioli. Ristorante Italiano. It has a distinctive pale green sign
November 3, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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Carrying Oktoberfest into Novemberfest
The cap of a beer bottle with German Reinheitsgebot logo on it
November 1, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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I love slipping the little jackets off chickpeas. Makes me feel like the giant Maitre d' of a very fancy vegan reataurant
A pan of chickpeas in a red sauce
November 1, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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Anyone want me to send them an amusing demise of my own devising?
Herewith, how I did away with a family member.
#halloween #bureaucracy
"Certificate of Mortality This is to certify that (Name here) Has met the fate of Completely nibbles by ants On this the 31st of October 2025"
November 1, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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The key part of my Halloween costume.
A folder with an elaborate front, reading: Register of Deaths, Deaths & Marriages - West Surrey Council in Gothic script. Below is some cod Latin in flourishing font
November 1, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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I don't know what's going on here
BBC story "England's most deprived areas named - see how yours is affected"
October 30, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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Rail replacement
The interior of a small modern bus
October 30, 2025 at 7:53 AM
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Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses (and keep them glasses)
BBC news story "What to do in the face of brighter headlamps: - Ensure your windscreen is clean - Wear glasses and keep them glasses"
October 28, 2025 at 6:27 AM
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Adverts should be representative of traditional British families.
4 stills from The Family Ness showing different Nessie characters
October 27, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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My coach says I look like I'm going for a shit.
I think I'm looking ace, faking a long shot.😬
A short fat man in profile is squatting in hoverpoo position. In his hamster-like hands he is holding a yellow and blue hexagoned ball. He is looking forward up.
October 26, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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Screenshot from The Day Today. A swimming pool security guard (a moustachioed Steve Coogan). The caption reads "I've been working here for 18 years. In 1975 no-one died."
October 23, 2025 at 11:18 AM
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Art teacher, drama teacher, geography teacher, maths teacher, English teacher.
The cast of this series of Taskmaster: Ania Magliano, Maisie Adam, Phil Ellis, Reece Shearsmith, Sanjeev Bhaskar
October 22, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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Meet me in John O'Groats
A path with "Lovers Walk North" painted on it.
October 18, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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Not so much a @secondmentions.bsky.social as a delightful mangled metaphor on. bBC local story about by-elections.
In most cases, they are happening because the sitting councillors had decided to stand down.
October 15, 2025 at 6:20 AM
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For the record the Finch family bands-seen-this-week. scoresheet is:
Me: 8
Child A : 5
Mrs F: 3
Child B: 0
A man plays a guitar
October 14, 2025 at 4:19 PM