Wisconsin's Final Dad
@finaldad.bsky.social
Sole remaining father in all of Wisconsin
Also former engineer. Now full time shit remover.
He/him
Also former engineer. Now full time shit remover.
He/him
Pinned
My wife: you get obsessed with things too easily
Me fresh off my first game of Elminator Boat Duel (1991):
Them's boat dueling words
Me fresh off my first game of Elminator Boat Duel (1991):
Them's boat dueling words
I have no greater disdain than for business owners who have no technical expertise in the business they own. Doubly so if they inherited it
February 13, 2026 at 1:53 AM
I have no greater disdain than for business owners who have no technical expertise in the business they own. Doubly so if they inherited it
He's making sure US autos will not sell outside the US because he's a dumbass
Trump: "Effective immediately, we are terminating all green emissions standards imposed unnecessarily on vehicle models and engines between 2012 and 2027 and beyond"
February 13, 2026 at 1:43 AM
He's making sure US autos will not sell outside the US because he's a dumbass
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Hey boss, I haven't done my job in two months, but the Dow is over 50,000
February 12, 2026 at 9:49 PM
Hey boss, I haven't done my job in two months, but the Dow is over 50,000
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nice anti-communist talking points you got there. did the pedophilic capitalist class give them to you?
February 11, 2026 at 6:46 PM
nice anti-communist talking points you got there. did the pedophilic capitalist class give them to you?
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Almost everyone "on the left" doesn't have a problem with machine learning, or technology, or progress. They do have problems with security, safety, mental health outcomes, plagiarism, labor distributions, and environmental & energy impact.
Industry regulation is not some unreasonable leftist ask.
Industry regulation is not some unreasonable leftist ask.
February 12, 2026 at 1:57 PM
Almost everyone "on the left" doesn't have a problem with machine learning, or technology, or progress. They do have problems with security, safety, mental health outcomes, plagiarism, labor distributions, and environmental & energy impact.
Industry regulation is not some unreasonable leftist ask.
Industry regulation is not some unreasonable leftist ask.
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When the dog succeeds in catching the car and not only does he not know what to do next but he notices that he was also somehow the one driving the car: the Epstein files
February 12, 2026 at 8:28 AM
When the dog succeeds in catching the car and not only does he not know what to do next but he notices that he was also somehow the one driving the car: the Epstein files
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A Few Good Men (1992)
February 11, 2026 at 4:14 PM
A Few Good Men (1992)
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Fuck Discord, I'm going back to bed.
Fuck discord, I’m going back to Omegle
Fuck discord, I’m going back to Morse code!
February 11, 2026 at 2:28 AM
Fuck Discord, I'm going back to bed.
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Did you know you can just return any Ring govt surveillance tech you already have in your house because Amazon is changing the terms of use…. And then replace it with something that doesn’t spot on you and the rest of the country like the Reolink ecosystem?
“With minor tweaks, Ring’s tool to search for lost dogs could be used by law enforcement to track people,” EFF’s @mariotrujillo.bsky.social told @Metro.co.uk. “Homeowners don’t have to participate and privacy regulators can investigate.” metro.co.uk/2026/02/09/...
Ring Doorbells have a sinister new feature that you've got to opt out of
'This is like the commercial they show at the beginning of a dystopian sci-fi film to quickly show people how bad things have gotten.'
metro.co.uk
February 11, 2026 at 2:16 AM
Did you know you can just return any Ring govt surveillance tech you already have in your house because Amazon is changing the terms of use…. And then replace it with something that doesn’t spot on you and the rest of the country like the Reolink ecosystem?
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Law enforcement on Tuesday released photos of a masked individual appearing to tamper with the camera at Nancy Guthrie’s front door on the morning of her disappearance. 🔗 on.wsj.com/46uTQjq
February 10, 2026 at 8:20 PM
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That's right! They should skip straight to marriage
shitposters should never date
February 10, 2026 at 8:17 PM
That's right! They should skip straight to marriage
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this is the second time in just a few short months that bloomington PD has arrested a federal agent working with ICE in a trafficking sting
From Kare 11: Bloomington Police arrest 30 in human trafficking sting operation, including 1 federal employee. One of the people arrested allegedly works as a federal employee hiring ICE agents. www.kare11.com/article/news...
February 10, 2026 at 8:13 PM
this is the second time in just a few short months that bloomington PD has arrested a federal agent working with ICE in a trafficking sting
My appointment is at 9 but the place doesn't open till but I'm supposed to be there 15 minutes early. I can't handle this shit. I'm going back to bed
February 10, 2026 at 2:53 PM
My appointment is at 9 but the place doesn't open till but I'm supposed to be there 15 minutes early. I can't handle this shit. I'm going back to bed
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I’d now like to know a bit more about this footage he got of Alex Pretti kicking an ICE vehicle before his death
February 10, 2026 at 1:43 PM
I’d now like to know a bit more about this footage he got of Alex Pretti kicking an ICE vehicle before his death
Falling asleep at work as a little treat
February 10, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Falling asleep at work as a little treat
Fuck discord, I'm going back to Gaia Online
Fuck discord, I'm going back to nudeafrica dot com
fuck discord i’m going back to the club penguin forums
February 9, 2026 at 7:12 PM
Fuck discord, I'm going back to Gaia Online
As a former UAW member, it was a quarterly tradition to heckle the CEO of our company at EVERY plant he visited so this tracks
The Ford worker who heckled Trump during a visit to the company's plant still has his job and "has no discipline on his record," a union official said
Ford worker who heckled Trump keeps job, 'no discipline' for incident
The United Auto Workers union said TJ Sabula remains employed and called out the president for making an obscene gesture toward the worker.
www.detroitnews.com
February 9, 2026 at 5:38 PM
As a former UAW member, it was a quarterly tradition to heckle the CEO of our company at EVERY plant he visited so this tracks
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cats read the mewspaper
February 9, 2026 at 5:37 AM
cats read the mewspaper
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So you're telling me there's a Logan Paul and a Jake Paul? And they're both famous for???? Lord almighty, I'm saving all my energy for making sweet, slow, sensual love to my wife instead!
February 9, 2026 at 4:45 AM
So you're telling me there's a Logan Paul and a Jake Paul? And they're both famous for???? Lord almighty, I'm saving all my energy for making sweet, slow, sensual love to my wife instead!
Fuck it. Putting in an offer on a house in a city I haven't secured a job in yet. The house has everything I want within a mile. No using a car outside of winter or going to work
February 9, 2026 at 1:26 AM
Fuck it. Putting in an offer on a house in a city I haven't secured a job in yet. The house has everything I want within a mile. No using a car outside of winter or going to work
Throwing people into the yawning pit in my basement really lost its thrill after some dude shouted "6-7" as the darkness swallowed him
February 9, 2026 at 1:19 AM
Throwing people into the yawning pit in my basement really lost its thrill after some dude shouted "6-7" as the darkness swallowed him
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IMPORTANT:
Important PSA:
February 7, 2026 at 10:12 PM
IMPORTANT: