Wisconsin's Final Dad
@finaldad.bsky.social
Sole remaining father in all of Wisconsin
Also former engineer. Now full time shit remover.
He/him
Also former engineer. Now full time shit remover.
He/him
Pinned
My wife: you get obsessed with things too easily
Me fresh off my first game of Elminator Boat Duel (1991):
Them's boat dueling words
Me fresh off my first game of Elminator Boat Duel (1991):
Them's boat dueling words
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me finally getting recognized for fucking up everyone’s lives constantly
December 29, 2025 at 12:13 AM
me finally getting recognized for fucking up everyone’s lives constantly
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And Tiny Tim, who did NOT have $990, died in the gutter
Mr Cuban,
I just wanted to quickly thank you. My husband has XXXX cancer, a rare gastrointestinal cancer. We are between insurance right now and when we went to pick it up we were informed it was $29,000. We were able to get it from CostPlus for $990. Thank you for saving my husband's life.
I just wanted to quickly thank you. My husband has XXXX cancer, a rare gastrointestinal cancer. We are between insurance right now and when we went to pick it up we were informed it was $29,000. We were able to get it from CostPlus for $990. Thank you for saving my husband's life.
December 26, 2025 at 5:32 AM
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT have $990, died in the gutter
Time for my favorite Christmas song
The Grinch Song Uncensored is BRUTAL (ft Joel Haver and Trent Lenkarski)
YouTube video by Wizards with Guns
youtu.be
December 26, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Time for my favorite Christmas song
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Die Hard was actually appropriated from pagans
December 26, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Die Hard was actually appropriated from pagans
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to all who celebrate!
December 25, 2025 at 8:23 AM
to all who celebrate!
Basically me and all four sides of my wife
December 25, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Basically me and all four sides of my wife
Me when I stub my toe:
gee willikers ass millennial ass bluesky FUCK
December 25, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Me when I stub my toe:
Merry Pissmas and a Happy Nude Year
December 24, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Merry Pissmas and a Happy Nude Year
Just generally people who correct grammar over technicalities while bringing up how they've always been "great" at grammar
Let’s air those grievances. I want to hear your pettiest gripes on this the holiest of days.
December 24, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Just generally people who correct grammar over technicalities while bringing up how they've always been "great" at grammar
People who don't enter the intersection to prepare to take a left turn should be publicly shamed
Let’s air those grievances. I want to hear your pettiest gripes on this the holiest of days.
December 24, 2025 at 1:22 PM
People who don't enter the intersection to prepare to take a left turn should be publicly shamed
What a thing to post on Christmas Eve!
“I want my inheritance now.” From forced property transfers to drained pensions, older people are increasingly losing their life savings to family members.
‘I Want My Inheritance Now’: Older People are Losing Their Life Savings to Family Members
As housing stress and cost-of-living pressures mount, adult children are asking parents to unlock their wealth early — or to stop spending it.
bloom.bg
December 24, 2025 at 1:14 PM
What a thing to post on Christmas Eve!
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*drinking an entire bottle of scotch in one chug*
you can't be evil corrup and incompetent?
Buddy have you met my wi[large wooden hook descends from the ceiling around my neck]
you can't be evil corrup and incompetent?
Buddy have you met my wi[large wooden hook descends from the ceiling around my neck]
"It is logically impossible to simultaneously be evil, corrupt, and incompetent" is an absolutely amazing take to have in the year of 2025
December 24, 2025 at 12:09 AM
*drinking an entire bottle of scotch in one chug*
you can't be evil corrup and incompetent?
Buddy have you met my wi[large wooden hook descends from the ceiling around my neck]
you can't be evil corrup and incompetent?
Buddy have you met my wi[large wooden hook descends from the ceiling around my neck]
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love to do some # on a new account and reconnect with old friends who u lose track of on accounts
December 23, 2025 at 10:07 PM
love to do some # on a new account and reconnect with old friends who u lose track of on accounts
I got a morality question. I've been considering buying Rogue Trader which doesn't use AI but the company is using AI for future games. So do I buy it to show support for a game without AI or boycott it to show complete opposition to any company that uses a trace of AI?
December 23, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I got a morality question. I've been considering buying Rogue Trader which doesn't use AI but the company is using AI for future games. So do I buy it to show support for a game without AI or boycott it to show complete opposition to any company that uses a trace of AI?
*furiously taking notes*
*even more furiously taking notes*
*oh shit is he drooling all over?*
*okay he's clearly using blood instead of ink*
*by gawd he's writing Harry Potter fan fiction*
*flamethrower noises*
*even more furiously taking notes*
*oh shit is he drooling all over?*
*okay he's clearly using blood instead of ink*
*by gawd he's writing Harry Potter fan fiction*
*flamethrower noises*
December 23, 2025 at 9:56 PM
*furiously taking notes*
*even more furiously taking notes*
*oh shit is he drooling all over?*
*okay he's clearly using blood instead of ink*
*by gawd he's writing Harry Potter fan fiction*
*flamethrower noises*
*even more furiously taking notes*
*oh shit is he drooling all over?*
*okay he's clearly using blood instead of ink*
*by gawd he's writing Harry Potter fan fiction*
*flamethrower noises*
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A wizard that perfected the art of Cheese ALchemy. Give them a bucket of milk and some other ingredients, and they'll transform it into cheese before your very eyes. Hand 'em some mold with the milk and watch it turn into fucking blue cheese.
December 23, 2025 at 7:25 PM
A wizard that perfected the art of Cheese ALchemy. Give them a bucket of milk and some other ingredients, and they'll transform it into cheese before your very eyes. Hand 'em some mold with the milk and watch it turn into fucking blue cheese.
Had a job where I had to redact government documents and the boomer who taught me would print out the pdf then manually blackout sections then scan them back into a pdf.
When I redacted what was needed in a ~300 page document in four hours he looked at me like I was a technowizard
When I redacted what was needed in a ~300 page document in four hours he looked at me like I was a technowizard
December 23, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Had a job where I had to redact government documents and the boomer who taught me would print out the pdf then manually blackout sections then scan them back into a pdf.
When I redacted what was needed in a ~300 page document in four hours he looked at me like I was a technowizard
When I redacted what was needed in a ~300 page document in four hours he looked at me like I was a technowizard
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Little known fact:
If you put a cat in a pizza box, you end up with a samurai pizza cat
If you put a cat in a pizza box, you end up with a samurai pizza cat
December 23, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Little known fact:
If you put a cat in a pizza box, you end up with a samurai pizza cat
If you put a cat in a pizza box, you end up with a samurai pizza cat
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bluesky is not boring! in my timeline this morning alone there were 8 separate posts about soup, and like, all different kinds
December 21, 2025 at 2:47 PM
bluesky is not boring! in my timeline this morning alone there were 8 separate posts about soup, and like, all different kinds
Going to bed now after working all night so y'all have to go back to bed now too. Tell your boss that he better be cool with it or I'm throwing them into Lake Michigan
December 22, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Going to bed now after working all night so y'all have to go back to bed now too. Tell your boss that he better be cool with it or I'm throwing them into Lake Michigan