Wisconsin's Final Dad
@finaldad.bsky.social
Sole remaining father in all of Wisconsin
Also former engineer. Now full time shit remover.
He/him
Also former engineer. Now full time shit remover.
He/him
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My wife: you get obsessed with things too easily
Me fresh off my first game of Elminator Boat Duel (1991):
Them's boat dueling words
Me fresh off my first game of Elminator Boat Duel (1991):
Them's boat dueling words
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i'm your liberator, bro
don't need to worry about that last guy who was oppressing you
what a dick that dude turned out to be huh
haha crazy
hey, quick question, where are all your resources?
don't need to worry about that last guy who was oppressing you
what a dick that dude turned out to be huh
haha crazy
hey, quick question, where are all your resources?
November 12, 2025 at 2:43 AM
i'm your liberator, bro
don't need to worry about that last guy who was oppressing you
what a dick that dude turned out to be huh
haha crazy
hey, quick question, where are all your resources?
don't need to worry about that last guy who was oppressing you
what a dick that dude turned out to be huh
haha crazy
hey, quick question, where are all your resources?
Today I learned that apparently I'm the weird one for remembering the meaning of every word I read and looking up their meanings when I find a new one?
November 12, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Today I learned that apparently I'm the weird one for remembering the meaning of every word I read and looking up their meanings when I find a new one?
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no money for politicians
November 10, 2025 at 3:52 PM
no money for politicians
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Don’t forget to send Chuck Schumer an email to tell him he’s a fucking loser and he should resign immediately
Message Chuck | U.S. Senator Chuck Schumer of New York
The Official U.S. Senate website of Senator Chuck Schumer of New York
www.schumer.senate.gov
November 10, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Don’t forget to send Chuck Schumer an email to tell him he’s a fucking loser and he should resign immediately
They shouldn't call it cOFFee. They should call in cONee
November 10, 2025 at 2:34 PM
They shouldn't call it cOFFee. They should call in cONee
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in mamdani’s america they teach Al’Gebra in schools
November 10, 2025 at 12:56 PM
in mamdani’s america they teach Al’Gebra in schools
In some good news, my governor will actually fight to feed people
Last night, the Trump Administration sent a letter suggesting Wisconsin should return our FoodShare payments.
My response ⬇️
My response ⬇️
November 10, 2025 at 2:04 AM
In some good news, my governor will actually fight to feed people
Thinking about an Uber ad where they say the line, "No one wants to walk six football fields to watch a game".
That's only 1800 feet AKA 69.8% of a mile. If you can park that close for a Packer game for free, you remember that spot and keep it as a family secret.
That's only 1800 feet AKA 69.8% of a mile. If you can park that close for a Packer game for free, you remember that spot and keep it as a family secret.
November 9, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Thinking about an Uber ad where they say the line, "No one wants to walk six football fields to watch a game".
That's only 1800 feet AKA 69.8% of a mile. If you can park that close for a Packer game for free, you remember that spot and keep it as a family secret.
That's only 1800 feet AKA 69.8% of a mile. If you can park that close for a Packer game for free, you remember that spot and keep it as a family secret.
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now that women have ruined the workplace we should just get rid of it
November 9, 2025 at 2:33 AM
now that women have ruined the workplace we should just get rid of it
Me kicking off my streaming American Truck Simulator:
Welcome to my special interest, mothertruckers!
Welcome to my special interest, mothertruckers!
November 9, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Me kicking off my streaming American Truck Simulator:
Welcome to my special interest, mothertruckers!
Welcome to my special interest, mothertruckers!
Being passive aggressive and I'll be more passive aggressive back.
Oh you say, "Someone should pick up that wrapper somebody dropped" while maintaining eye contact?
I'll say, "Someone shouldn't have eaten my arsenic laced lunch" as I stare directly into your soul as you descend into hell
Oh you say, "Someone should pick up that wrapper somebody dropped" while maintaining eye contact?
I'll say, "Someone shouldn't have eaten my arsenic laced lunch" as I stare directly into your soul as you descend into hell
November 9, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Being passive aggressive and I'll be more passive aggressive back.
Oh you say, "Someone should pick up that wrapper somebody dropped" while maintaining eye contact?
I'll say, "Someone shouldn't have eaten my arsenic laced lunch" as I stare directly into your soul as you descend into hell
Oh you say, "Someone should pick up that wrapper somebody dropped" while maintaining eye contact?
I'll say, "Someone shouldn't have eaten my arsenic laced lunch" as I stare directly into your soul as you descend into hell
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Apparently "social justice" and "democratic socialism" is communism now. The whole thing sounds like a chain email you'd get from your racist uncle back in 2005
Trump’s proclamation that “Anti-Communism Week” runs Nov. 2-8 is dated Nov. 7.
This really is the time traveling administration
This really is the time traveling administration
Anti-Communism Week, 2025
BY THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA A PROCLAMATION This week, our Nation observes Anti-Communism Week, a solemn remembrance of the
www.whitehouse.gov
November 8, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Apparently "social justice" and "democratic socialism" is communism now. The whole thing sounds like a chain email you'd get from your racist uncle back in 2005
There's a logic to everything the powerful do in this country. It's just cruel and insane
November 8, 2025 at 3:52 AM
There's a logic to everything the powerful do in this country. It's just cruel and insane
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Real Estate: Dad’s House
November 7, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Real Estate: Dad’s House
I had used four days of PTO in a year at a place with "unlimited" PTO and ended up in a meeting where I was informed I was on a list of people who used above average PTO. He reassured me I wasn't in trouble. I was just on a list that might have...consequences
November 7, 2025 at 10:44 PM
I had used four days of PTO in a year at a place with "unlimited" PTO and ended up in a meeting where I was informed I was on a list of people who used above average PTO. He reassured me I wasn't in trouble. I was just on a list that might have...consequences
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It's alright that OpenAI is burning through 4 billion dollars a month because he's dealing with a Brewster's Millions situation
November 7, 2025 at 8:50 PM
It's alright that OpenAI is burning through 4 billion dollars a month because he's dealing with a Brewster's Millions situation
Someday someone will make a nostalgic video about 2025 and it will be because they are currently a child. So with utmost respect, we must dogpile the ever living shit out of them until they have a hilarious meltdown
November 7, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Someday someone will make a nostalgic video about 2025 and it will be because they are currently a child. So with utmost respect, we must dogpile the ever living shit out of them until they have a hilarious meltdown
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I saw one of those “nostalgic atmosphere” videos called something like “it’s 2010 and you’re sipping on a juice box in the back of your mom’s car” and i just scromited up dust and bone fragments
November 5, 2025 at 8:25 PM
I saw one of those “nostalgic atmosphere” videos called something like “it’s 2010 and you’re sipping on a juice box in the back of your mom’s car” and i just scromited up dust and bone fragments
Elf on a Shelf? More like Elf in the motherfuckin' Trash!
November 7, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Elf on a Shelf? More like Elf in the motherfuckin' Trash!