Wisconsin's Final Dad
@finaldad.bsky.social
Sole remaining father in all of Wisconsin
Also former engineer. Now full time shit remover.
He/him
Also former engineer. Now full time shit remover.
He/him
That's why I jumped to a city job. With benefits the pay is about the same and my job needs to be done regardless of the economy
November 12, 2025 at 6:07 PM
That's why I jumped to a city job. With benefits the pay is about the same and my job needs to be done regardless of the economy
I couldn't even get a free trial for it to work because I didn't have an iPhone. Somehow the most hostile streamer I've come across
November 12, 2025 at 4:48 AM
I couldn't even get a free trial for it to work because I didn't have an iPhone. Somehow the most hostile streamer I've come across
Lol, that's over fifty years old and a Kennedy is helping dissolve it
November 12, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Lol, that's over fifty years old and a Kennedy is helping dissolve it
This baby could handle so many MGDs
November 12, 2025 at 4:39 AM
This baby could handle so many MGDs
Got myself a reminder to do that every 3 months
November 12, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Got myself a reminder to do that every 3 months
<Arnold smirks>
Arnold: EAT FRESH
<Baddy 1 is absolutely obliterated >
Arnold: EAT FRESH
<Baddy 1 is absolutely obliterated >
November 12, 2025 at 3:51 AM
<Arnold smirks>
Arnold: EAT FRESH
<Baddy 1 is absolutely obliterated >
Arnold: EAT FRESH
<Baddy 1 is absolutely obliterated >
<Arnold stacks the pile of footlongs on the counter and Baddy 1 approaches the counter>
Arnold: I have one more special sub for our special customers
<Arnold hoists up a massive sub>
<Baddy 1 reaches for the special sub but recoils when he notices the shotgun barrel sticking out of the buns>
Arnold: I have one more special sub for our special customers
<Arnold hoists up a massive sub>
<Baddy 1 reaches for the special sub but recoils when he notices the shotgun barrel sticking out of the buns>
November 12, 2025 at 3:51 AM
<Arnold stacks the pile of footlongs on the counter and Baddy 1 approaches the counter>
Arnold: I have one more special sub for our special customers
<Arnold hoists up a massive sub>
<Baddy 1 reaches for the special sub but recoils when he notices the shotgun barrel sticking out of the buns>
Arnold: I have one more special sub for our special customers
<Arnold hoists up a massive sub>
<Baddy 1 reaches for the special sub but recoils when he notices the shotgun barrel sticking out of the buns>
<Baddy gang all cheer with approval. Give each other sick high fives>
<Arnold dons his Subway uniform with grim determination and walks behind the counter>
<Arnold professionally makes each sub to the specific request of each Baddy as they jeer him and throw random junk at him>
<Arnold dons his Subway uniform with grim determination and walks behind the counter>
<Arnold professionally makes each sub to the specific request of each Baddy as they jeer him and throw random junk at him>
November 12, 2025 at 3:51 AM
<Baddy gang all cheer with approval. Give each other sick high fives>
<Arnold dons his Subway uniform with grim determination and walks behind the counter>
<Arnold professionally makes each sub to the specific request of each Baddy as they jeer him and throw random junk at him>
<Arnold dons his Subway uniform with grim determination and walks behind the counter>
<Arnold professionally makes each sub to the specific request of each Baddy as they jeer him and throw random junk at him>
<Hot Lady is nervous and uncomfortable>
<Arnold places his hand on Baddy 1's shoulder>
Arnold: I'll make your sandwich. On the House.
<Baddy 1 is afraid but trying to reassert himself>
Baddy 1: Alright big guy, but they better be footlongs and for my whole crew. We're awfully hungry!
<Arnold places his hand on Baddy 1's shoulder>
Arnold: I'll make your sandwich. On the House.
<Baddy 1 is afraid but trying to reassert himself>
Baddy 1: Alright big guy, but they better be footlongs and for my whole crew. We're awfully hungry!
November 12, 2025 at 3:51 AM
<Hot Lady is nervous and uncomfortable>
<Arnold places his hand on Baddy 1's shoulder>
Arnold: I'll make your sandwich. On the House.
<Baddy 1 is afraid but trying to reassert himself>
Baddy 1: Alright big guy, but they better be footlongs and for my whole crew. We're awfully hungry!
<Arnold places his hand on Baddy 1's shoulder>
Arnold: I'll make your sandwich. On the House.
<Baddy 1 is afraid but trying to reassert himself>
Baddy 1: Alright big guy, but they better be footlongs and for my whole crew. We're awfully hungry!
Ineffective Manager: We don't want any trouble here folks
Baddy 2 repeats what the Ineffective Manager said in a mocking tone
<Baddy 1 notices one of the Subway employees behind the counter is hot lady>
Baddy 1: Have her make me a sandwich then
<the Baddies gang cackle>
Baddy 2 repeats what the Ineffective Manager said in a mocking tone
<Baddy 1 notices one of the Subway employees behind the counter is hot lady>
Baddy 1: Have her make me a sandwich then
<the Baddies gang cackle>
November 12, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Ineffective Manager: We don't want any trouble here folks
Baddy 2 repeats what the Ineffective Manager said in a mocking tone
<Baddy 1 notices one of the Subway employees behind the counter is hot lady>
Baddy 1: Have her make me a sandwich then
<the Baddies gang cackle>
Baddy 2 repeats what the Ineffective Manager said in a mocking tone
<Baddy 1 notices one of the Subway employees behind the counter is hot lady>
Baddy 1: Have her make me a sandwich then
<the Baddies gang cackle>
Scene: Subway in a Walmart. Group of baddies waltz in and start harassing some elderly customers.
Ineffective Manager: Oh jeez, you can't be doing that. We're a family establishment.
Baddy 1: Oh yeah, I've got my family right here.
<opens jacket to show guns>
Ineffective Manager: Oh jeez, you can't be doing that. We're a family establishment.
Baddy 1: Oh yeah, I've got my family right here.
<opens jacket to show guns>
November 12, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Scene: Subway in a Walmart. Group of baddies waltz in and start harassing some elderly customers.
Ineffective Manager: Oh jeez, you can't be doing that. We're a family establishment.
Baddy 1: Oh yeah, I've got my family right here.
<opens jacket to show guns>
Ineffective Manager: Oh jeez, you can't be doing that. We're a family establishment.
Baddy 1: Oh yeah, I've got my family right here.
<opens jacket to show guns>
Reposted by Wisconsin's Final Dad
What if Marx? But kawaii
November 12, 2025 at 2:04 AM
What if Marx? But kawaii
Oh dang buddy, you'll get him in the next round
November 12, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Oh dang buddy, you'll get him in the next round
I do love the Halo that's closest to when I was twelve...
November 12, 2025 at 1:59 AM
I do love the Halo that's closest to when I was twelve...
I watch all the major celestial bodies rise every day but it's not a competition
November 12, 2025 at 12:31 AM
I watch all the major celestial bodies rise every day but it's not a competition
Oh dear, that's one big billet to fiddle around with. I'm guessing we're dealing with some tight as hell tolerances to boot
November 11, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Oh dear, that's one big billet to fiddle around with. I'm guessing we're dealing with some tight as hell tolerances to boot
I thought Bond was more a repeated identity rather than a singular person
November 11, 2025 at 1:00 PM
I thought Bond was more a repeated identity rather than a singular person
Now if anyone says something you don't like it was clearly intended for Schumer instead.
"Oh you're breaking up with me? You must have confused me with sitting senator Chuck Schumer!"
"Oh you're breaking up with me? You must have confused me with sitting senator Chuck Schumer!"
November 11, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Now if anyone says something you don't like it was clearly intended for Schumer instead.
"Oh you're breaking up with me? You must have confused me with sitting senator Chuck Schumer!"
"Oh you're breaking up with me? You must have confused me with sitting senator Chuck Schumer!"
Well, well, well... If it isn't the predictable consequences of your actions
November 11, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Well, well, well... If it isn't the predictable consequences of your actions