Wisconsin's Final Dad
@finaldad.bsky.social
Sole remaining father in all of Wisconsin
Also former engineer. Now full time shit remover.
He/him
Also former engineer. Now full time shit remover.
He/him
The best part is they don't even read the summary from where they grab the graph.
November 10, 2025 at 1:20 PM
The best part is they don't even read the summary from where they grab the graph.
Dude, you didn't even read the summary. You just grabbed a graph
November 10, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Dude, you didn't even read the summary. You just grabbed a graph
Asteroid 1
Me 0
Me 0
November 6, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Asteroid 1
Me 0
Me 0
Unleash the crabs!
October 31, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Unleash the crabs!
Time for shit to get fucking spooky
October 31, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Time for shit to get fucking spooky
Leaving important notes for the next shift
October 31, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Leaving important notes for the next shift
New press is working great, bossman!
October 30, 2025 at 9:59 PM
New press is working great, bossman!
For those who don't know what I'm mocking
October 29, 2025 at 10:45 PM
For those who don't know what I'm mocking
Actually nailed it and was pretty fun
September 14, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Actually nailed it and was pretty fun
You expect me to go to bed and have sex with my wife when I have this perfect cat in my lap?!?!?!?
September 7, 2025 at 3:19 AM
You expect me to go to bed and have sex with my wife when I have this perfect cat in my lap?!?!?!?
My wife is going to buy everything with this little lady on it
September 1, 2025 at 12:16 AM
My wife is going to buy everything with this little lady on it
"Your art teacher and Principal are having a affair. They've been banging in the Art Room. That's why your pot got broken"
August 27, 2025 at 9:23 AM
"Your art teacher and Principal are having a affair. They've been banging in the Art Room. That's why your pot got broken"
I'm back from my adventures in Canada. Still processing crossing half a continent with two small children and a motion sick wife. Full report coming later
August 24, 2025 at 3:09 AM
I'm back from my adventures in Canada. Still processing crossing half a continent with two small children and a motion sick wife. Full report coming later
These two spend most of their days like this
August 4, 2025 at 10:09 PM
These two spend most of their days like this
Trying a language you won't understand
August 3, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Trying a language you won't understand
Doing some research
July 28, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Doing some research
Sorry, it gets to me completely liquefied
July 28, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Sorry, it gets to me completely liquefied
Here's 12 of them as a start
July 6, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Here's 12 of them as a start
Turns out my food choices matches my upbringing
June 29, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Turns out my food choices matches my upbringing