CEO Nwabudike Morgan
@fibonacci.bsky.social
Resources exist to be consumed. And consumed they will be, if not by this generation then by some future. By what right does this forgotten future seek to deny us our birthright? None I say! Let us take what is ours, chew and eat our fill.
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I haven’t had the juice to write a proper eulogy yet. I want to so badly; I want to tell you about him. But in the meantime: bye, Cormac, you weird little Muppet. We miss you so much.
January 10, 2026 at 4:01 PM
I haven’t had the juice to write a proper eulogy yet. I want to so badly; I want to tell you about him. But in the meantime: bye, Cormac, you weird little Muppet. We miss you so much.
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Worf, can you get me my 5/8ths hex bit – you know what, never mind
January 23, 2026 at 12:18 PM
Worf, can you get me my 5/8ths hex bit – you know what, never mind
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Everyone is laughing about Trump boasting to a German-speaking city that the US victory in WWII prevented them from speaking German. Don't forget Davos is in Switzerland, which was famously neutral throughout that war. Yet MAGA campaigned on Biden being too senile 😅😵💫
January 22, 2026 at 12:04 AM
Everyone is laughing about Trump boasting to a German-speaking city that the US victory in WWII prevented them from speaking German. Don't forget Davos is in Switzerland, which was famously neutral throughout that war. Yet MAGA campaigned on Biden being too senile 😅😵💫
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Mafia goon: Nice house you got here...it'd be a shame if something happened to it
Media outlets: Mafia goon rules out use of force. Expresses regret at the mere thought of it
Media outlets: Mafia goon rules out use of force. Expresses regret at the mere thought of it
January 21, 2026 at 2:36 PM
Mafia goon: Nice house you got here...it'd be a shame if something happened to it
Media outlets: Mafia goon rules out use of force. Expresses regret at the mere thought of it
Media outlets: Mafia goon rules out use of force. Expresses regret at the mere thought of it
Improve a movie title by adding "With Big Naturals"
Close Encounters of the Third Kind with Big Naturals
Close Encounters of the Third Kind with Big Naturals
Improve a movie title by adding "With Big Naturals"
Showgirls with Big Naturals
Showgirls with Big Naturals
Improve a movie title by adding "With Big Naturals"
A Time to Kill With Big Naturals
A Time to Kill With Big Naturals
January 21, 2026 at 10:31 PM
Improve a movie title by adding "With Big Naturals"
Close Encounters of the Third Kind with Big Naturals
Close Encounters of the Third Kind with Big Naturals
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Ridulous, heehee.
He’s so loving…and territorial since he wants his scent on everything, 😁.
He’s so loving…and territorial since he wants his scent on everything, 😁.
January 21, 2026 at 8:14 PM
Ridulous, heehee.
He’s so loving…and territorial since he wants his scent on everything, 😁.
He’s so loving…and territorial since he wants his scent on everything, 😁.
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This just came to me
January 16, 2026 at 10:53 PM
This just came to me
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WE?!!! How is it on us now to find out what this bullshit is useful for LMAO
Delicious to me
January 21, 2026 at 9:14 PM
WE?!!! How is it on us now to find out what this bullshit is useful for LMAO
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Survivors Of Gas Station Explosion Mourn Tragic Loss Of Gas
January 21, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Survivors Of Gas Station Explosion Mourn Tragic Loss Of Gas
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i want her to live on $15.64/day for food for exactly three (3) days and then get back to us
Brooke Rollins is still at it!
"We had run almost 1,000 simulations, and between $3 and $4 is a fair number if you can have access to that food. I just saw new numbers that were run: a full day, meaning 3 full square meals and a snack, is about $15.64."
"We had run almost 1,000 simulations, and between $3 and $4 is a fair number if you can have access to that food. I just saw new numbers that were run: a full day, meaning 3 full square meals and a snack, is about $15.64."
January 20, 2026 at 5:56 PM
i want her to live on $15.64/day for food for exactly three (3) days and then get back to us
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There didn’t used to be “white people.”
There used to be English and French, Spaniards and Italians, Germans and Portuguese, Dutch and Irish.
So on and so forth.
“White” is a sociopolitical consolidation of power under a broadly European umbrella for the express purpose of harming others.
There used to be English and French, Spaniards and Italians, Germans and Portuguese, Dutch and Irish.
So on and so forth.
“White” is a sociopolitical consolidation of power under a broadly European umbrella for the express purpose of harming others.
January 20, 2026 at 2:51 PM
There didn’t used to be “white people.”
There used to be English and French, Spaniards and Italians, Germans and Portuguese, Dutch and Irish.
So on and so forth.
“White” is a sociopolitical consolidation of power under a broadly European umbrella for the express purpose of harming others.
There used to be English and French, Spaniards and Italians, Germans and Portuguese, Dutch and Irish.
So on and so forth.
“White” is a sociopolitical consolidation of power under a broadly European umbrella for the express purpose of harming others.
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FBI Celebrates With Traditional Martin Luther King Jr. Assassination Day Cake
January 19, 2026 at 8:00 PM
FBI Celebrates With Traditional Martin Luther King Jr. Assassination Day Cake
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Just so everyone understands, this was a Republican op
January 19, 2026 at 1:29 PM
Just so everyone understands, this was a Republican op
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Axios: "How do you define the female sex?"
Me: "I had female sex last night with your dad, Jim"
bsky.app/profile/kate...
Me: "I had female sex last night with your dad, Jim"
bsky.app/profile/kate...
January 19, 2026 at 4:43 PM
Axios: "How do you define the female sex?"
Me: "I had female sex last night with your dad, Jim"
bsky.app/profile/kate...
Me: "I had female sex last night with your dad, Jim"
bsky.app/profile/kate...
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lol I thought my Solidrun Honeycomb LX2K was dead, because for a few months there it would crash while loading up the bios (didn't even get to the point of Grub), but I plugged it in today to diagnose it and it's actually working and boots Ubuntu fine again?
WTF.
WTF.
January 17, 2026 at 7:55 PM
lol I thought my Solidrun Honeycomb LX2K was dead, because for a few months there it would crash while loading up the bios (didn't even get to the point of Grub), but I plugged it in today to diagnose it and it's actually working and boots Ubuntu fine again?
WTF.
WTF.
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I felt like making some art last night/today and could have made something beautiful and/or meaningful but I made this instead.
It's a Barbie Yaga Malibu Dream Hut.
No regrets. Can't defeat fascism without joy.
It's a Barbie Yaga Malibu Dream Hut.
No regrets. Can't defeat fascism without joy.
January 9, 2026 at 4:20 AM
I felt like making some art last night/today and could have made something beautiful and/or meaningful but I made this instead.
It's a Barbie Yaga Malibu Dream Hut.
No regrets. Can't defeat fascism without joy.
It's a Barbie Yaga Malibu Dream Hut.
No regrets. Can't defeat fascism without joy.
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Hell if I know lol
Jon, why are you like this
January 17, 2026 at 3:52 AM
Hell if I know lol
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January 17, 2026 at 6:04 PM
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Full Model Alchemist.
FULL MODEL ALCHEMIST.
FULL MODEL ALCHEMIST.
January 17, 2026 at 6:33 PM
Full Model Alchemist.
FULL MODEL ALCHEMIST.
FULL MODEL ALCHEMIST.
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well this exists now
January 17, 2026 at 1:41 AM
well this exists now
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You can say Merry Protein again
January 12, 2026 at 7:57 AM
You can say Merry Protein again
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Common Sense, published 250 years ago today.
January 10, 2026 at 9:09 PM
Common Sense, published 250 years ago today.
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DHS Releases Watchlist Of Mothers Driving Cars https://theonion.com/dhs-releases-watchlist-of-mothers-driving-cars/
January 9, 2026 at 7:00 PM
DHS Releases Watchlist Of Mothers Driving Cars https://theonion.com/dhs-releases-watchlist-of-mothers-driving-cars/