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CEO Nwabudike Morgan
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Resources exist to be consumed. And consumed they will be, if not by this generation then by some future. By what right does this forgotten future seek to deny us our birthright? None I say! Let us take what is ours, chew and eat our fill.
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"There's... er..." My new assistant bookseller faltered.

Over by the window, an open book hovered. As I looked, a page turned.

I picked up my hag stone and peered through it.

"Just a ghost. That's a relief."

"What else..."

"Imps, devils, people with invisibility spells. The last are worst."
November 17, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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Yes, I have an axolotl.

His name is Larry.
November 17, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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The X-Men
August 3, 2023 at 5:29 PM
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Changing the duvet cover is always a collaboration
November 16, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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Went through undergraduate in maths eating large quantities of Leibniz cookies, full size, dark Chocolate.

Cirque 30 e dieci 30 e lode
su quindici esami

Correlation not causation
and yet
Brush your teeth after eating these or else you'll get calculus.
November 16, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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Shen-Ji Yang-ass headline
November 16, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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I've had hangovers like that
November 16, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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This meeting about stealing personal data could have been a phishing email.
November 16, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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Camera movement has existed longer than we might think, with pans becoming common in the 1900s.

Early filmmakers also simulated movement. This 1908 fairy tale THE GRATEFUL LITTLE MICE gives the illusion of a zoom by pulling the performers and prop book toward the camera. It's nearly seamless.
November 16, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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As a victim of CSA and sex trafficking the fact that @jay.bsky.team and @aaron.bsky.team are fine with suspending people who speak out against CSA and abusers like totes gives off Mundus sine caesaribus vibes. ✨
Great job girly pops.
November 15, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Can't wait for Trump's lawyers attempting to explain that he's competent to be President, but not competent to stand trial.
November 15, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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*deep sigh*
what's a BofA guarantee?
Bank of America provided a letter of credit for Harvard University, a step required by the Trump administration for it to participate in the federal student aid program after officials alleged the US’s richest school is in a position of financial instability.
Harvard Gets a $36 Million BofA Guarantee That Trump Demanded
Bank of America Corp. provided a letter of credit for Harvard University, a step required by the Trump administration for it to participate in the federal student aid program after officials alleged the US’s richest school is in a position of financial instability.
bloom.bg
November 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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There you have it, it’s a place that specializes in ‘deez
November 14, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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November 12, 2025 at 11:19 PM
"Hydration" is just the word "moist" for cowards.
November 13, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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In 2006 a high school English teacher asked students to write to a famous author & ask for advice.

KURT VONNEGUT - born 103yrs ago today - was the only one to respond.

His reply was a doozy.
November 11, 2025 at 10:39 AM
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Every time someone’s like “put that in the louvre,” my head now goes “and then steal it from the louvre, the security password is louvre”
November 11, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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November 11, 2025 at 6:28 AM
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November 9, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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November 8, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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I took an online IQ test and they tried to charge me for the results. My IQ is high enough to know not to pay for that shit.
November 8, 2025 at 10:57 PM
November 9, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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Be careful, there is a new scam going around.

If you see a wooden box filled with food, DON'T GO IN. A wall will fall behind you and you'll be stuck.
August 20, 2025 at 1:27 AM
If you want evidence of how the economy is doing, one of the local newspaper, the Akron Beacon Journal, has paywalled their annual article listing deals for veterans on Veterans Day.
November 8, 2025 at 8:12 PM