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@fairyflesh.bsky.social
caught a ride with the moon
nico, they/them
nico, they/them
something very interesting i noticed tonight: the show is called "welcome to derry," and yet all of the situations make me feel as though derry is NOT a welcoming place to visit. did they think this through?
November 16, 2025 at 7:00 AM
something very interesting i noticed tonight: the show is called "welcome to derry," and yet all of the situations make me feel as though derry is NOT a welcoming place to visit. did they think this through?
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Are you there, Margaret? It's me, god. WHAT IN THE HOLY FUCK IS GOING ON DOWN THERE?
November 14, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Are you there, Margaret? It's me, god. WHAT IN THE HOLY FUCK IS GOING ON DOWN THERE?
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okay so why is this post still up & account still existing? actual question. the account isn’t even verified like some of the other fed gov accounts either, but also it shouldn’t matter when they post “we will kill you” along with videos of them killing people.
November 15, 2025 at 10:57 AM
okay so why is this post still up & account still existing? actual question. the account isn’t even verified like some of the other fed gov accounts either, but also it shouldn’t matter when they post “we will kill you” along with videos of them killing people.
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To all pedophiles who threaten our kids: If you keep trafficking children—we will kill you.
November 15, 2025 at 11:43 PM
To all pedophiles who threaten our kids: If you keep trafficking children—we will kill you.
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this scene is the most panicked, last minute "no, i swear he's heterosexual" line ever, it's hilarious lmao
November 15, 2025 at 10:31 PM
this scene is the most panicked, last minute "no, i swear he's heterosexual" line ever, it's hilarious lmao
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people are so incredibly dumb, I'm mad that I felt pressured to be smart my entire life
November 15, 2025 at 9:52 PM
people are so incredibly dumb, I'm mad that I felt pressured to be smart my entire life
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"Your experiences were horrific. Here at bluesky, I'm going to make sure that those promising to normalize what you went through never experience any social consequences ever."
November 15, 2025 at 3:37 PM
"Your experiences were horrific. Here at bluesky, I'm going to make sure that those promising to normalize what you went through never experience any social consequences ever."
i really hope the bsky exodus comes soon. lol
First I’m sorry that you had such tragic experiences. That’s horrific.
1) if a person on the news, such as a female journalist talks about a topic, does she deserve threats in a joking way?
2) would you believe those acceptable to receive on your account?
1) if a person on the news, such as a female journalist talks about a topic, does she deserve threats in a joking way?
2) would you believe those acceptable to receive on your account?
November 15, 2025 at 9:49 PM
i really hope the bsky exodus comes soon. lol
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there's a moment in PARADISE LOST where Satan arrives in Eden and realizes Hell isn't a place; it's a thing he carries within him and it'll follow him wherever he goes. and i think about that when i see these awful rich men whose monstrous wealth has enriched them not at all
“whatever club he’s invited to join has been devalued by the invitation”
November 11, 2025 at 6:31 AM
there's a moment in PARADISE LOST where Satan arrives in Eden and realizes Hell isn't a place; it's a thing he carries within him and it'll follow him wherever he goes. and i think about that when i see these awful rich men whose monstrous wealth has enriched them not at all
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i don't want to acknowledge how much of my future happiness depends on it being true that one president sucked another president's dick. "may you live in interesting times" bullshit universe owes me this
November 15, 2025 at 6:32 AM
i don't want to acknowledge how much of my future happiness depends on it being true that one president sucked another president's dick. "may you live in interesting times" bullshit universe owes me this
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David, actively salivating: “H-how many people did you say you were onboard your ship?” An all time great dramatic diva of a villain.
November 14, 2025 at 11:49 PM
David, actively salivating: “H-how many people did you say you were onboard your ship?” An all time great dramatic diva of a villain.
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Nice to see the general consensus towards Alien: Covenant shift more positive. Really was the perfect way to usher in 2017, of the illusion of paradise and the evil of those that see the value of bodies only in terms of reproduction. Absolutely nasty violence as Scott rails against heaven.
November 14, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Nice to see the general consensus towards Alien: Covenant shift more positive. Really was the perfect way to usher in 2017, of the illusion of paradise and the evil of those that see the value of bodies only in terms of reproduction. Absolutely nasty violence as Scott rails against heaven.
personifying geologic elements for sphera crystallina and i'm comparing them to sweeping generalizations about dog breeds
trees: golden retrievers ("friendly", most emotionally intelligent of geologic forms by human standards)
freshwater: chihuahuas (nervous, on meth, want help w/ obstacles)
trees: golden retrievers ("friendly", most emotionally intelligent of geologic forms by human standards)
freshwater: chihuahuas (nervous, on meth, want help w/ obstacles)
November 14, 2025 at 10:49 PM
personifying geologic elements for sphera crystallina and i'm comparing them to sweeping generalizations about dog breeds
trees: golden retrievers ("friendly", most emotionally intelligent of geologic forms by human standards)
freshwater: chihuahuas (nervous, on meth, want help w/ obstacles)
trees: golden retrievers ("friendly", most emotionally intelligent of geologic forms by human standards)
freshwater: chihuahuas (nervous, on meth, want help w/ obstacles)
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Oh wow @reuters.com got the photo here:
November 14, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Oh wow @reuters.com got the photo here:
i had a recurring dream the year after my mom died where she was alive again. the horror inside the dream was knowing all the closure i'd worked toward would come undone, and the person i'd grown into would have to become small again.
The latest iteration of this doomed cycle is... a product that shows us what it would be like if you could pull up an avatar of a dead loved one on your phone whenever you wanted to and "talk" with them. www.welcometohellworld.com/for-all-thei...
November 14, 2025 at 4:46 PM
i had a recurring dream the year after my mom died where she was alive again. the horror inside the dream was knowing all the closure i'd worked toward would come undone, and the person i'd grown into would have to become small again.
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You’re allowed to mourn the softness you lost by hardening your heart to protect it from the world
November 13, 2025 at 2:30 AM
You’re allowed to mourn the softness you lost by hardening your heart to protect it from the world
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along with the heinous literal crimes i think a lot about how there's a kind of moral, national crime in subjecting all of us to this, to this consuming our politics, committed against us by a number of powerful and connected people up to and including the president
November 12, 2025 at 9:42 PM
along with the heinous literal crimes i think a lot about how there's a kind of moral, national crime in subjecting all of us to this, to this consuming our politics, committed against us by a number of powerful and connected people up to and including the president
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Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
November 12, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
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Okay, I'm really worried about you.
November 13, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Okay, I'm really worried about you.
without downloading any new pics, describe your gender
November 13, 2025 at 1:35 AM
without downloading any new pics, describe your gender
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Don't panic if you find yourself watching a movie. it will be over soon
November 11, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Don't panic if you find yourself watching a movie. it will be over soon
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we can't keep you alive but you will get free chipotle
It’s time for one staffer with nothing to lose to just dump everything online. You will be a hero forever. We will put up statues. Someone will write folk songs about you.
November 12, 2025 at 6:49 PM
we can't keep you alive but you will get free chipotle
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I do not think we need a strong child-molesting party
November 12, 2025 at 5:35 PM
I do not think we need a strong child-molesting party