Eyeharthomonyms
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All cops are bad. All abortions are healthcare. All TERFs are garbage. All crypto is a scam. She/her.
I wonder if this was more or less embarrassing than all of the times he's gone to bars and struggled to get up onto the bar stool until someone finally gave him uppies.
February 6, 2026 at 2:07 PM
I wonder if this was more or less embarrassing than all of the times he's gone to bars and struggled to get up onto the bar stool until someone finally gave him uppies.
I need to find a way to make every lawyer I know read this with their eyes forced open, Clockwork Orange style, so I never have to sit in a meeting about AI tools again.
Hey, so, I don’t do civil litigation, is it generally considered good when the judge does this?
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![Case 1:24-CV-09429-KPF Document 227 Filed 02/05/26 Page 2 of 33
Feldman [wals not excused from this professional obligation [of verifying that the cases he submitted to the Court were valid] by dint of using emerging
technology." (Dkt. #169 at 4).
Mr. Feldman persisted. A few days prior to the Court's hearing on the
Order to Show Cause, Mr. Feldman submitted a proposed reply brief in further support of Affable's motion to dismiss. Once again, his brief contained false citations. And at the August 22, 2025 hearing, Mr. Feldman was unable to respond directly to, much less answer, the Court's questioning about his
submissions.
Mr. Feldman has not, and apparently cannot, learn from his mistakes.
And while the Court does not oppose the use of Al to assist in legal research
and writing, it must take a stand where, as here, counsel repeatedly files
submissions with false citations because counsel refuses to verify those
submissions. This Court can do no more. For the reasons that follow, the
Court sanctions Mr. Feldman pursuant to Federal Rule of Civil Procedure 11
and the Court's inherent powers by striking Affable's submissions and entering
default judgment against it.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ssxnmhdtz6le6nxu7jfhglz6/bafkreigeefuabd636ruucelhxav3v3p43dezhotggrwlgjgsev2z2ggev4@jpeg)
February 6, 2026 at 2:04 PM
I need to find a way to make every lawyer I know read this with their eyes forced open, Clockwork Orange style, so I never have to sit in a meeting about AI tools again.
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The US immigrant population generated more in taxes than they received in benefits from all levels of government every year from 1994 to 2023.
The Cato study provides the first-ever 30-year analysis of the fiscal effects of immigration on government budgets.
https://ow.ly/jy8a50Y8kM3
The Cato study provides the first-ever 30-year analysis of the fiscal effects of immigration on government budgets.
https://ow.ly/jy8a50Y8kM3
February 3, 2026 at 5:27 PM
The US immigrant population generated more in taxes than they received in benefits from all levels of government every year from 1994 to 2023.
The Cato study provides the first-ever 30-year analysis of the fiscal effects of immigration on government budgets.
https://ow.ly/jy8a50Y8kM3
The Cato study provides the first-ever 30-year analysis of the fiscal effects of immigration on government budgets.
https://ow.ly/jy8a50Y8kM3
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Remember the incident where DHS claimed officers shot a guy because he attacked them with a snow shovel?
Yeah. It didn't happen. They shot him through the door of his own home. And then arrested him. And then lied about it. Again.
And they almost shot some kids in the process.
Yeah. It didn't happen. They shot him through the door of his own home. And then arrested him. And then lied about it. Again.
And they almost shot some kids in the process.
They just blindly shot through the fucking door.
"Additional photographs show damage consistent with a bullet fragment lodged in a bedroom wall down the hallway — suggesting it traveled between a mattress and a portable crib in a room where several small children sleep."
"Additional photographs show damage consistent with a bullet fragment lodged in a bedroom wall down the hallway — suggesting it traveled between a mattress and a portable crib in a room where several small children sleep."
"Photographic evidence from the shooting scene of a Venezuelan man by federal agents last month in Minneapolis supports the account of witnesses there – and appears to undercut the narrative provided by federal officials." www.startribune.com/ice-raids-mi...
February 3, 2026 at 11:33 PM
Remember the incident where DHS claimed officers shot a guy because he attacked them with a snow shovel?
Yeah. It didn't happen. They shot him through the door of his own home. And then arrested him. And then lied about it. Again.
And they almost shot some kids in the process.
Yeah. It didn't happen. They shot him through the door of his own home. And then arrested him. And then lied about it. Again.
And they almost shot some kids in the process.
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i am happy to fight for freedom with the libertarians but also, we don’t really need to *talk*
January 30, 2026 at 4:07 PM
i am happy to fight for freedom with the libertarians but also, we don’t really need to *talk*
If your verification is "we asked AI if the video is real and it says yes" then you haven't actually authenticated shit.
BBC News says it has authenticated a video that shows Alex Pretti kicking and damaging a vehicle used by federal agents nearly two weeks before he was fatally shot in Minneapolis. [Mediaite]
BREAKING: BBC Confirms Authenticity of Viral Video Appearing to Show Alex Pretti Kicking Agents’ Car 11 Days Before Shooting
After much speculation online, the BBC has confirmed the authenticity of new viral footage appearing to show Alex Pretti kicking an agent's car on Jan. 13 — 11 days before he was shot to death by Bord...
www.mediaite.com
January 29, 2026 at 2:13 PM
If your verification is "we asked AI if the video is real and it says yes" then you haven't actually authenticated shit.
My greatest fear is that someone will accidentally step on him without noticing and be slaughtered for it. How do you even prevent that when there's more than a foot of snow on ground?
The tactical formation is mostly there to prevent him from being vacuumed into a Roomba.
January 26, 2026 at 5:52 PM
My greatest fear is that someone will accidentally step on him without noticing and be slaughtered for it. How do you even prevent that when there's more than a foot of snow on ground?
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imgaine getting sent packing with your ass in your own two hands by some of the nicest people in the world and then showing up in a city that is famous for booing santa claus
January 26, 2026 at 3:36 AM
imgaine getting sent packing with your ass in your own two hands by some of the nicest people in the world and then showing up in a city that is famous for booing santa claus
It's -1F/-18C in Chicago. The wind-chill is -15F/-26C.
A man who appears to be roughly 70 years old just came into this diner wearing shorts to grab some breakfast.
Things are bad. Very bad. But they picked a fight with people who fear nothing.
A man who appears to be roughly 70 years old just came into this diner wearing shorts to grab some breakfast.
Things are bad. Very bad. But they picked a fight with people who fear nothing.
January 24, 2026 at 4:49 PM
It's -1F/-18C in Chicago. The wind-chill is -15F/-26C.
A man who appears to be roughly 70 years old just came into this diner wearing shorts to grab some breakfast.
Things are bad. Very bad. But they picked a fight with people who fear nothing.
A man who appears to be roughly 70 years old just came into this diner wearing shorts to grab some breakfast.
Things are bad. Very bad. But they picked a fight with people who fear nothing.
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this is the sickest shit ive ever seen
January 16, 2026 at 9:38 PM
this is the sickest shit ive ever seen
The main thing I learned the day I became a mother is that I don't know a fucking thing and it's wild that we send people home with babies at all. Like, the first few months is basically flailing wildly on 3 hours of sleep a night and praying the baby survives your own ineptitude.
HHS Secretary RFK Jr: "This idea that you should trust the experts, a good mother doesn't do that"
January 16, 2026 at 3:01 PM
The main thing I learned the day I became a mother is that I don't know a fucking thing and it's wild that we send people home with babies at all. Like, the first few months is basically flailing wildly on 3 hours of sleep a night and praying the baby survives your own ineptitude.
Plot twist: the ficus is also a Communist.
January 16, 2026 at 2:59 PM
Plot twist: the ficus is also a Communist.
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I wish we could explain to small children that some day, getting in bed and going to sleep will become the highlight of their lives.
December 26, 2025 at 1:54 AM
I wish we could explain to small children that some day, getting in bed and going to sleep will become the highlight of their lives.
I feel like this, on a tshirt, would be a hit with my autistic community
Why can't a restaurant make nachos the way I make them so I don't have to make them
December 15, 2025 at 2:59 PM
I feel like this, on a tshirt, would be a hit with my autistic community
My family-friendly, pedestrian-heavy neighborhood with outstanding access to at least three public transit options has recently had some minor traffic calming measures installed to try to make it slightly safer and the amount of Facebook wailing about it makes me want to outlaw cars entirely.
My least popular (and most correct) view is that cars should be automatically limited to the local speed limit. Put the pedal to the floor and you still can't go over 25mph in a residential area.
(15 in Manhattan btw)
(15 in Manhattan btw)
There is no possible justification for limiting e-bikes to 15mph but not cars.
December 14, 2025 at 3:41 PM
My family-friendly, pedestrian-heavy neighborhood with outstanding access to at least three public transit options has recently had some minor traffic calming measures installed to try to make it slightly safer and the amount of Facebook wailing about it makes me want to outlaw cars entirely.
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It's fitting that the cover on AI mindlessly apes an earlier creation and also displaces workers while elevating Silicon Valley plutocrats.
December 12, 2025 at 3:40 AM
It's fitting that the cover on AI mindlessly apes an earlier creation and also displaces workers while elevating Silicon Valley plutocrats.
Every woman I know has been on a date with a man who talked about himself the entire time, never asked a single question, and then decided he was in love with us by the end because of who he had decided we were.
It really is time we stop letting men do things.
It really is time we stop letting men do things.
No, ChatGPT is not conscious. Are the journalists who keep writing these fucking articles?
November 26, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Every woman I know has been on a date with a man who talked about himself the entire time, never asked a single question, and then decided he was in love with us by the end because of who he had decided we were.
It really is time we stop letting men do things.
It really is time we stop letting men do things.
This is one of those things that shows, to me, how different all autistic people. My family, for instance, has several undiagnosed cases where a lobotomy couldn't change their minds, let alone a liberal conspiracy like "facts" or "objective reality"
An autistic woman has been accused of “inflexible black-and-white thinking” after insisting on constantly changing her pre-existing conceptions when new information comes to light.
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November 20, 2025 at 2:02 PM
This is one of those things that shows, to me, how different all autistic people. My family, for instance, has several undiagnosed cases where a lobotomy couldn't change their minds, let alone a liberal conspiracy like "facts" or "objective reality"
I am pretty sure this was a plot point in the Expanse series and honestly I'm increasingly uncomfortable on this planet
This Black Fungus Might Be Healing Chernobyl By Drinking Radiation. The fungi contain melanin, which “absorbs radiation, which is then converted into usable energy, allowing it to grow in areas with intense radioactive exposure.” [forbes.com]
This Black Fungus Might Be Healing Chernobyl By Drinking Radiation—A Biologist Explains
Cladosporium sphaerospermum is a remarkable species of radiotrophic fungus that is thriving in the Chernobyl Exclusion Zone and which scientists are studying to unlock applications in a wide range of fields.
www.forbes.com
November 14, 2025 at 5:34 PM
I am pretty sure this was a plot point in the Expanse series and honestly I'm increasingly uncomfortable on this planet
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10/10 take. No notes.
November 7, 2025 at 5:49 PM
10/10 take. No notes.
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It’s another day. Are you passing the Ms Rachel test?
November 5, 2025 at 12:38 PM
It’s another day. Are you passing the Ms Rachel test?
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(from the inbox) Less than an hour later this morning, just before 10:30 at Roscoe and Harding, feds again released gas as they were driving away, unobstructed, from a relatively small number of neighbors.
October 25, 2025 at 3:52 PM
(from the inbox) Less than an hour later this morning, just before 10:30 at Roscoe and Harding, feds again released gas as they were driving away, unobstructed, from a relatively small number of neighbors.
blockclubchicago.org/2025/10/18/t...
250k Chicagoans is 1 in every 10 residents.
10% of the population.
That's *huge*
250k Chicagoans is 1 in every 10 residents.
10% of the population.
That's *huge*
Chicago's Massive No Kings March Stretches Two Miles Through Loop
The No Kings rally in Downtown Chicago was just one of many planned for around the Chicago area and the country.
blockclubchicago.org
October 18, 2025 at 10:49 PM
blockclubchicago.org/2025/10/18/t...
250k Chicagoans is 1 in every 10 residents.
10% of the population.
That's *huge*
250k Chicagoans is 1 in every 10 residents.
10% of the population.
That's *huge*