EvilNinjaPhil
@evilninjaphil.bsky.social
Everyone’s favourite cowboy turned half blind ninja
Ex-DDT Pro Ironman Heavymetalweight World Champion
“Unaccountable levels of effort largely for a low grade one shot joke", @yesterzine, 4th December 2021
Biscuit hipster
Ex-DDT Pro Ironman Heavymetalweight World Champion
“Unaccountable levels of effort largely for a low grade one shot joke", @yesterzine, 4th December 2021
Biscuit hipster
Pinned
Wide Beam Mega Laser of Doom | Raiden Trad
YouTube video by A Bad Education
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After the computer strategy games we continue with our tour of PROPER VIDEO GAME GENRES with some shooting of space baddies
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My pal @randomlyrossy.bsky.social shared this with me and I feel the need to share it here.
It's not often I'm proud to be a wrestling fan.
It's not often I'm proud to be a wrestling fan.
February 8, 2026 at 12:09 AM
My pal @randomlyrossy.bsky.social shared this with me and I feel the need to share it here.
It's not often I'm proud to be a wrestling fan.
It's not often I'm proud to be a wrestling fan.
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I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again…don’t use Substack to host your newsletter.
February 7, 2026 at 5:14 PM
I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again…don’t use Substack to host your newsletter.
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February 7, 2026 at 1:03 PM
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For the low low price of one shitty movie
February 6, 2026 at 10:00 PM
For the low low price of one shitty movie
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Bennie & Clovis Martin, inventors of the po' boy sandwich, to striking workers:
"We are with you till h--l freezes, and when it does, we will furnish blankets to keep you warm."
Let's bring this energy to 2026:
buttondown.com/theswordandt...
"We are with you till h--l freezes, and when it does, we will furnish blankets to keep you warm."
Let's bring this energy to 2026:
buttondown.com/theswordandt...
Notable Sandwiches #137: Po' Boy
Welcome back to Notable Sandwiches, the feature where my editor David Swanson and I trip merrily through Wikipedia’s List of Notable Sandwiches. This week, a...
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February 6, 2026 at 6:21 PM
Bennie & Clovis Martin, inventors of the po' boy sandwich, to striking workers:
"We are with you till h--l freezes, and when it does, we will furnish blankets to keep you warm."
Let's bring this energy to 2026:
buttondown.com/theswordandt...
"We are with you till h--l freezes, and when it does, we will furnish blankets to keep you warm."
Let's bring this energy to 2026:
buttondown.com/theswordandt...
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The fifth alien movie should've picked up where the fourth one left off, with Ripley and Call arriving on earth, then shown them going on to become celebrities, appearing on talk shows and endorsing products, leveraging all that that into a bank loan, and opening a buffet chain called Gutbursters
February 6, 2026 at 11:54 PM
The fifth alien movie should've picked up where the fourth one left off, with Ripley and Call arriving on earth, then shown them going on to become celebrities, appearing on talk shows and endorsing products, leveraging all that that into a bank loan, and opening a buffet chain called Gutbursters
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me when you criticize my podcasts
Physics of a direct hit from an RPG type projectile
February 7, 2026 at 2:02 AM
me when you criticize my podcasts
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That’s actually a really good trap question with no good answer and several catastrophic ones.
Reporter: You frequently criticized Biden for not knowing what was going on in his name, this racist video that was posted on your social media—
Trump: You don’t know what’s going on. I know what’s going on. We know everything.
Trump: You don’t know what’s going on. I know what’s going on. We know everything.
February 7, 2026 at 3:51 AM
That’s actually a really good trap question with no good answer and several catastrophic ones.
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Hi, FBI? I want to report a nuclear burn.
February 6, 2026 at 7:56 PM
Hi, FBI? I want to report a nuclear burn.
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Guile... Guinan... Guilenan
February 6, 2026 at 9:15 PM
Guile... Guinan... Guilenan
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Finneas is better at political messaging than 99% of the Democratic consultants in DC.
February 6, 2026 at 8:44 PM
Finneas is better at political messaging than 99% of the Democratic consultants in DC.
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Event: www.retrocollective.co.uk/view-event.p...
Table Top Sale and a day at the museum.
We've been sorting through duplicates and surplus inventory and will be holding a sale. Also joining us with sale tables are Museum of Computing and Retro Sect so there will be plenty to choose from
book now!
Table Top Sale and a day at the museum.
We've been sorting through duplicates and surplus inventory and will be holding a sale. Also joining us with sale tables are Museum of Computing and Retro Sect so there will be plenty to choose from
book now!
All Day at The Retro Collective with a Table Top Sale - 8/03/2026
All Day at The Retro Collective with a Table Top Sale | Book your visit for 8th March, 2026 (All day)
www.retrocollective.co.uk
February 6, 2026 at 9:28 PM
Event: www.retrocollective.co.uk/view-event.p...
Table Top Sale and a day at the museum.
We've been sorting through duplicates and surplus inventory and will be holding a sale. Also joining us with sale tables are Museum of Computing and Retro Sect so there will be plenty to choose from
book now!
Table Top Sale and a day at the museum.
We've been sorting through duplicates and surplus inventory and will be holding a sale. Also joining us with sale tables are Museum of Computing and Retro Sect so there will be plenty to choose from
book now!
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king of the hill visual novel background
February 4, 2026 at 1:29 PM
king of the hill visual novel background
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billionaires should not exist but im about to become one
February 6, 2026 at 5:03 PM
billionaires should not exist but im about to become one
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I don't buy many toy cars, but I couldn't pass up a Tomica toy of a Yamato Transport delivery truck, the company with the best corporate logo.
February 6, 2026 at 5:24 AM
I don't buy many toy cars, but I couldn't pass up a Tomica toy of a Yamato Transport delivery truck, the company with the best corporate logo.
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Relax, bread department
February 6, 2026 at 1:16 AM
Relax, bread department
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imagine getting so thoroughly bodied by the Beano like this
February 5, 2026 at 12:13 PM
imagine getting so thoroughly bodied by the Beano like this
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This is actually real.
And it's very illustrative of what DOJ has done. The document in question has redaction boxes over the face of every femme-looking person (including the Mona Lisa). It's clearly done using some sort of AI-assisted process.
And it's very illustrative of what DOJ has done. The document in question has redaction boxes over the face of every femme-looking person (including the Mona Lisa). It's clearly done using some sort of AI-assisted process.
Starting to think these weren’t really applied with the consideration required by law
February 5, 2026 at 8:05 PM
This is actually real.
And it's very illustrative of what DOJ has done. The document in question has redaction boxes over the face of every femme-looking person (including the Mona Lisa). It's clearly done using some sort of AI-assisted process.
And it's very illustrative of what DOJ has done. The document in question has redaction boxes over the face of every femme-looking person (including the Mona Lisa). It's clearly done using some sort of AI-assisted process.
Ooooh I do kind of want that Bomberman Collection but my wallet is saying “calm down we can emulate them”, but if I support it then might get the Sega Bomberman games including Saturn Bomberman. A fools dream but a dream nonetheless
February 5, 2026 at 6:41 PM
Ooooh I do kind of want that Bomberman Collection but my wallet is saying “calm down we can emulate them”, but if I support it then might get the Sega Bomberman games including Saturn Bomberman. A fools dream but a dream nonetheless
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NEW POST: A cheeky midweek publication! I do spoil you lot something rotten! I wrote about some of the games from today's Nintendo Direct, and why they caught my attention.
The top picks from today's Nintendo Direct
Some games I liked the look of
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February 5, 2026 at 3:57 PM
NEW POST: A cheeky midweek publication! I do spoil you lot something rotten! I wrote about some of the games from today's Nintendo Direct, and why they caught my attention.
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![A classic tweet from @kennykeil
[Bluto subtweeting after getting his ass whooped]
I don't know who needs to hear this but spinach isn't a personality](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:dwqmtoy5uzacqe3bt5ib44oo/bafkreidsxaapkreaeus7oqavtvgeqb6u6jnd57gcutdxtcw4mgluiszimi@jpeg)
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Gobsmacked by this. Might be Kermode's best review ever. Brutal youtu.be/DTyUni8dbkE?...
Mark Kermode reviews Melania
YouTube video by Kermode and Mayo's Take
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February 5, 2026 at 3:57 PM
Gobsmacked by this. Might be Kermode's best review ever. Brutal youtu.be/DTyUni8dbkE?...
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If you haven't been on X the CSAM app recently, I can tell you the first response to literally EVERY news post is 'Grok Is This True' in case you're wondering if people are gonna be influenced by a lying AI which also happens to be used by the Pentagon
February 5, 2026 at 5:49 PM
If you haven't been on X the CSAM app recently, I can tell you the first response to literally EVERY news post is 'Grok Is This True' in case you're wondering if people are gonna be influenced by a lying AI which also happens to be used by the Pentagon
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Nabisco Minizza (1986-1987): Snack crackers made to look and taste like little pizzas. Each crispy, buttery "crust" was covered in tomato powder, oregano, basil, and real cheese. Debuted in October 1986, and sold primarily in Arizona, Texas, and Indiana. They were discontinued by summer of 1987
February 5, 2026 at 4:20 PM
Nabisco Minizza (1986-1987): Snack crackers made to look and taste like little pizzas. Each crispy, buttery "crust" was covered in tomato powder, oregano, basil, and real cheese. Debuted in October 1986, and sold primarily in Arizona, Texas, and Indiana. They were discontinued by summer of 1987