EvilNinjaPhil
@evilninjaphil.bsky.social
Everyone’s favourite cowboy turned half blind ninja
Ex-DDT Pro Ironman Heavymetalweight World Champion
“Unaccountable levels of effort largely for a low grade one shot joke", @yesterzine, 4th December 2021
Biscuit hipster
Ex-DDT Pro Ironman Heavymetalweight World Champion
“Unaccountable levels of effort largely for a low grade one shot joke", @yesterzine, 4th December 2021
Biscuit hipster
I mean, look at that thing!
November 12, 2025 at 9:18 PM
I mean, look at that thing!
I want that to go next to this lad so I can start a shelf of daft 90s costume updates
November 11, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I want that to go next to this lad so I can start a shelf of daft 90s costume updates
The tracking shot at the end of this reminded me of something and it’s this shot from Yes Madman. There’s absolutely no need to pull off a shot like that other than the sheer brass balls to just do it
November 11, 2025 at 9:15 PM
The tracking shot at the end of this reminded me of something and it’s this shot from Yes Madman. There’s absolutely no need to pull off a shot like that other than the sheer brass balls to just do it
Also as the Halloween decs are away the blokees are back out
November 9, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Also as the Halloween decs are away the blokees are back out
The wee man is done, a surprising amount of fiddly stickers which means I think I’ve been spoiled by the blokees
November 9, 2025 at 3:00 PM
The wee man is done, a surprising amount of fiddly stickers which means I think I’ve been spoiled by the blokees
Been a while old friend
November 9, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Been a while old friend
Post a non-religious image you think of as holy
November 8, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Post a non-religious image you think of as holy
The dialogue in 70s marvel comics is absolutely wild
November 4, 2025 at 7:17 PM
The dialogue in 70s marvel comics is absolutely wild
Apparently this was the last time Gloucester Cathedral got lucky
October 31, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Apparently this was the last time Gloucester Cathedral got lucky
Yes this is lego goodies but I think £270 is worth it to get a Lego joey pantoliano, Lego Tony soprano’s mum and Lego agent Johnson (no relation)
October 28, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Yes this is lego goodies but I think £270 is worth it to get a Lego joey pantoliano, Lego Tony soprano’s mum and Lego agent Johnson (no relation)
What’s it like inside your head
October 23, 2025 at 9:17 PM
What’s it like inside your head
Which movie did you love as a kid and still love now?
October 22, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Which movie did you love as a kid and still love now?
I got set like that from club Nintendo when that was still going, the box it came in was so big compared to them it seemed like a prank
October 11, 2025 at 8:18 PM
I got set like that from club Nintendo when that was still going, the box it came in was so big compared to them it seemed like a prank
Some selection of VHS tapes in one of the charity shops today
October 11, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Some selection of VHS tapes in one of the charity shops today
Handing the youngest a protein snack after kickboxing like Venkman giving Egon a nestle crunch bar
October 11, 2025 at 10:31 AM
Handing the youngest a protein snack after kickboxing like Venkman giving Egon a nestle crunch bar
Sat in the back room whilst the youngest does his kickboxing and the comfy chairs always make me feel like Michael Corleone
October 9, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Sat in the back room whilst the youngest does his kickboxing and the comfy chairs always make me feel like Michael Corleone
Jack Black, best known as the lead singer of Sonic fucking Death Monkey
October 8, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Jack Black, best known as the lead singer of Sonic fucking Death Monkey
Quite like when I’ve finished using the air fryer and left it open a bit to cool he looks like he’s been knocked silly by an absolute haymaker of an uppercut
October 5, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Quite like when I’ve finished using the air fryer and left it open a bit to cool he looks like he’s been knocked silly by an absolute haymaker of an uppercut
Dunno man, didn't work there but the text in the ghostbusters teaser makes it extra special for me
September 19, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Dunno man, didn't work there but the text in the ghostbusters teaser makes it extra special for me
Ok, hear me out. A Lord of the Rings re-make, but with these two taking the One Ring to Mordor:
September 5, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Ok, hear me out. A Lord of the Rings re-make, but with these two taking the One Ring to Mordor:
I beg your pardon?
September 4, 2025 at 2:48 PM
I beg your pardon?
Shop seems to be running low of blokees and no restocks but picked up another Shining one and got this lad! For some reason his head was really hard to out together and forgot to do the arm joints before the chest but we got there in the end
September 2, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Shop seems to be running low of blokees and no restocks but picked up another Shining one and got this lad! For some reason his head was really hard to out together and forgot to do the arm joints before the chest but we got there in the end