EvilNinjaPhil
@evilninjaphil.bsky.social
Everyone’s favourite cowboy turned half blind ninja
Ex-DDT Pro Ironman Heavymetalweight World Champion
“Unaccountable levels of effort largely for a low grade one shot joke", @yesterzine, 4th December 2021
Biscuit hipster
Ex-DDT Pro Ironman Heavymetalweight World Champion
“Unaccountable levels of effort largely for a low grade one shot joke", @yesterzine, 4th December 2021
Biscuit hipster
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Hockey does indeed rule | NHLPA Hockey 93
YouTube video by A Bad Education
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Time for a much much better US sports game
youtu.be/T0iT85XMCEA
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only just realised Demand's Navy Admiral tribute
November 23, 2025 at 2:00 PM
only just realised Demand's Navy Admiral tribute
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OH SOLO MEOWWWWWWWW
November 21, 2025 at 3:00 AM
OH SOLO MEOWWWWWWWW
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yeah I know TikTok is bad for us but my flight got delayed and someone is doing a live production of Phantom of the Opera entirely in LEGO so
November 21, 2025 at 4:23 AM
yeah I know TikTok is bad for us but my flight got delayed and someone is doing a live production of Phantom of the Opera entirely in LEGO so
“Opponents are a series of stereotypes” is one of the best summations of professional wrestling you’ll ever hear
ICYMI, my post this week was about Rock'n Wrestle, Melbourne House's ambitious early entry in the genre of wrestling games. Also the genre of games where your opponents are a series of stereotypes:
www.superchartisland.com/rockn-wrestle
www.superchartisland.com/rockn-wrestle
Rock’n Wrestle – “He knows all the moves”
The Way of the Exploding Fist was early enough and good enough to be ahead of the trend on martial arts and fighting games and to be a huge success. It was the UK’s best-selling game of 1985, and a…
www.superchartisland.com
November 21, 2025 at 7:52 AM
“Opponents are a series of stereotypes” is one of the best summations of professional wrestling you’ll ever hear
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ICYMI, my post this week was about Rock'n Wrestle, Melbourne House's ambitious early entry in the genre of wrestling games. Also the genre of games where your opponents are a series of stereotypes:
www.superchartisland.com/rockn-wrestle
www.superchartisland.com/rockn-wrestle
Rock’n Wrestle – “He knows all the moves”
The Way of the Exploding Fist was early enough and good enough to be ahead of the trend on martial arts and fighting games and to be a huge success. It was the UK’s best-selling game of 1985, and a…
www.superchartisland.com
November 21, 2025 at 7:10 AM
ICYMI, my post this week was about Rock'n Wrestle, Melbourne House's ambitious early entry in the genre of wrestling games. Also the genre of games where your opponents are a series of stereotypes:
www.superchartisland.com/rockn-wrestle
www.superchartisland.com/rockn-wrestle
Electric trucks not feasible? I think one OPTIMUS PRIME might have a few issues with that!
First electric cars and buses, now trucks: in the past we were often told that electric trucks would not be feasible.
But the market is picking up speed and electric trucks have become a reality. Expectations are for significant market expansion in the coming years.
But the market is picking up speed and electric trucks have become a reality. Expectations are for significant market expansion in the coming years.
November 21, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Electric trucks not feasible? I think one OPTIMUS PRIME might have a few issues with that!
Just read that Mani is away, that fucking sucks
November 20, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Just read that Mani is away, that fucking sucks
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time to be obsessed with "no talk me angy" Godzilla
November 17, 2025 at 6:03 PM
time to be obsessed with "no talk me angy" Godzilla
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I'm not looking to get into Hot Toys but if I WERE... what a place to start.
November 19, 2025 at 4:32 AM
I'm not looking to get into Hot Toys but if I WERE... what a place to start.
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Mechanic [sliding out from under Optimus Prime]: I think I see what the issue is. This truck is also a big guy somehow
November 18, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Mechanic [sliding out from under Optimus Prime]: I think I see what the issue is. This truck is also a big guy somehow
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lol I fucking knew that little shit wasn't to be trusted.
Avoid the new Vine like a plague, they just want a pure dataset to scrape.
Avoid the new Vine like a plague, they just want a pure dataset to scrape.
November 18, 2025 at 6:58 PM
lol I fucking knew that little shit wasn't to be trusted.
Avoid the new Vine like a plague, they just want a pure dataset to scrape.
Avoid the new Vine like a plague, they just want a pure dataset to scrape.
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Hi I wrote about the Sega Master System and how it’s been criminally overlooked because everyone goes on about the NES like it was the only 8bit console in the world look don’t get me started
www.theguardian.com/games/2025/n...
www.theguardian.com/games/2025/n...
Master System at 40: the truth about Sega’s most underrated console
Forty years ago, the Nintendo Entertainment System dominated the markets in Japan and the US. But in Europe, a technologically superior rival was making it look like an ancient relic
www.theguardian.com
November 18, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Hi I wrote about the Sega Master System and how it’s been criminally overlooked because everyone goes on about the NES like it was the only 8bit console in the world look don’t get me started
www.theguardian.com/games/2025/n...
www.theguardian.com/games/2025/n...
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why can they not just fix it
![[Scene is MCcDONALDS PICKUP POINT but for the most part we can only see the close up faces of tha CUSTOMER and the McDONALDS EMPLOYEE at the serving point].
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CUSTOMER:
Hi - I’m afraid this isn’t what I ordered
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McDONALDS EMPLOYEE:
Number 187?
CUSTOMER:
Yes
3
CUSTOMER:
Maybe I pressed the wrong thing?
I just ordered one strawberry milkshake.
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EMPLOYEE:
Oh - yeah sorry
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EMPLOYEE:
The milkshake machine’s not working.
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EMPLOYEE:
The only flavours we can do are vanilla, banana, and Labour Leader Pretending to be Nigel Farage.
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CUSTOMER:
Is that a new flavour?
EMPLOYEE:
Yeah
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[We now see that the employee has placed a gigantic milkshake cup on the counter]
EMPLOYEE:
If you look inside, there’s a Labour leader pretending to be Nigel Farage.
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[Customer looks inside the cup]
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[Show Keir Starmer dressed as Nigel Farage inside the cup]
CUSTOMER:
So there is
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CUSTOMER:
Is that something people want, then?
EMPLOYEE:
No! No, not at all.
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EMPLOYEE:
It just keeps happening when we press banana.
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November 18, 2025 at 11:16 AM
why can they not just fix it
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they AI-smoothed Necro Butcher for a thumbnail ahaahahahahahaa
November 17, 2025 at 5:51 PM
they AI-smoothed Necro Butcher for a thumbnail ahaahahahahahaa
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Riding high after The Way of the Exploding Fist, Gregg Barnett and Greg Holland turned to pro wrestling. They made "the first truly 3 dimensional" combat game, complete with player wrestler Gorgeous Greg. The results were... mixed. New post on Rock'n Wrestle:
www.superchartisland.com/rockn-wrestle
www.superchartisland.com/rockn-wrestle
Rock’n Wrestle – “He knows all the moves”
The Way of the Exploding Fist was early enough and good enough to be ahead of the trend on martial arts and fighting games and to be a huge success. It was the UK’s best-selling game of 1985, and a…
www.superchartisland.com
November 17, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Riding high after The Way of the Exploding Fist, Gregg Barnett and Greg Holland turned to pro wrestling. They made "the first truly 3 dimensional" combat game, complete with player wrestler Gorgeous Greg. The results were... mixed. New post on Rock'n Wrestle:
www.superchartisland.com/rockn-wrestle
www.superchartisland.com/rockn-wrestle
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One time I spent five minutes at lunch drawing a reverse centaur and it became one of my most retweeted pieces of art. I resented that so I deleted it but now it can be free again because not enough people follow me on here for it to go big
April 28, 2023 at 2:34 PM
One time I spent five minutes at lunch drawing a reverse centaur and it became one of my most retweeted pieces of art. I resented that so I deleted it but now it can be free again because not enough people follow me on here for it to go big
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it's wild how there's absolutely 0% chance this one shot from Highlander 2 didn't somehow have a huge influence on Final Fantasy VII
November 16, 2025 at 7:13 PM
it's wild how there's absolutely 0% chance this one shot from Highlander 2 didn't somehow have a huge influence on Final Fantasy VII
Christmas has literally come early. Can't wait for this
OK I've got enough done to announce that DISCOURSE 2000 will be BACK BACK BACK next weekend covering
DAN DARE
THE VISIBLE MAN
COLONY EARTH
MACH 1 & MACH ZERO
WALTER THE WOBOT
JUDGE DREDD: THE CURSED EARTH
DEATH PLANET
ANT WARS
#2000AD
DAN DARE
THE VISIBLE MAN
COLONY EARTH
MACH 1 & MACH ZERO
WALTER THE WOBOT
JUDGE DREDD: THE CURSED EARTH
DEATH PLANET
ANT WARS
#2000AD
November 15, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Christmas has literally come early. Can't wait for this
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All due respect to whatever talented people may work at IGN, and to this author, who I'm sure is a good man who loves his mother, but this is the stupidest, sorriest excuse for an ad-cluttered article I've ever had the misfortune of reading. IGN is now on my List. There is no getting off the List.
Why Isn’t Pennywise in The Running Man? It's more complicated than you might think... bit.ly/4a04Vvk
November 15, 2025 at 4:46 PM
All due respect to whatever talented people may work at IGN, and to this author, who I'm sure is a good man who loves his mother, but this is the stupidest, sorriest excuse for an ad-cluttered article I've ever had the misfortune of reading. IGN is now on my List. There is no getting off the List.
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Just made this. I’m a widely respected intellectual, you know
November 15, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Just made this. I’m a widely respected intellectual, you know