Cosmic Horror Goblin
@buliaros.bsky.social
Tom, of Static Canvas fame
he/him
https://www.youtube.com/@Buliaros18-Static-Canvas
https://staticcanvas.substack.com/
Inquiries: thomasife@hotmail.com
he/him
https://www.youtube.com/@Buliaros18-Static-Canvas
https://staticcanvas.substack.com/
Inquiries: thomasife@hotmail.com
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Putting this out there now that the house move is done:
I am available for paid writing work.
- Essays
- Videogame reviews
- The flavour text on a sword in your soulslike RPG.
I can produce all of these for you, to a high quality and within a reasonable turnaround. Contact details in bio.
I am available for paid writing work.
- Essays
- Videogame reviews
- The flavour text on a sword in your soulslike RPG.
I can produce all of these for you, to a high quality and within a reasonable turnaround. Contact details in bio.
so fucking glad this is why his name is trending haha
Delroy Lindo has finally received his first ever Oscar nomination for his performance in ‘SINNERS’
See the full nominees list: bit.ly/OscarNoms26
See the full nominees list: bit.ly/OscarNoms26
January 22, 2026 at 4:31 PM
so fucking glad this is why his name is trending haha
the Clair Obscur script is taking slightly longer than expected to write, so I've decided to do another volume of Cool Games for a Fiver next. Just out of curiosity, what do you think a good number of games to talk about per volume is?
January 22, 2026 at 4:30 PM
the Clair Obscur script is taking slightly longer than expected to write, so I've decided to do another volume of Cool Games for a Fiver next. Just out of curiosity, what do you think a good number of games to talk about per volume is?
attempting to get out of my depressive funk by making an expensive purchase
January 22, 2026 at 4:27 PM
attempting to get out of my depressive funk by making an expensive purchase
Reposted by Cosmic Horror Goblin
Not to be a prick about this but if I'm clicking on a developers name on steam it's because I want to see the rest of their work, not the publishers. Drives me fucking mad.
January 22, 2026 at 1:03 PM
Not to be a prick about this but if I'm clicking on a developers name on steam it's because I want to see the rest of their work, not the publishers. Drives me fucking mad.
Even though I adored Mouthwashing, I never found an appropriate angle to tackle it analytically, so I'm glad to see smart, thoughtful folk write about it in my stead
***New video is out!***
What you’ve done cannot be undone, nor forgiven. It can only be taken responsibility for. This is a video about Mouthwashing.
Video here: youtu.be/EHN5zToH3n8
Support me here: patreon.com/pixeladay
What you’ve done cannot be undone, nor forgiven. It can only be taken responsibility for. This is a video about Mouthwashing.
Video here: youtu.be/EHN5zToH3n8
Support me here: patreon.com/pixeladay
January 22, 2026 at 12:45 PM
Even though I adored Mouthwashing, I never found an appropriate angle to tackle it analytically, so I'm glad to see smart, thoughtful folk write about it in my stead
Reposted by Cosmic Horror Goblin
***New video is out!***
What you’ve done cannot be undone, nor forgiven. It can only be taken responsibility for. This is a video about Mouthwashing.
Video here: youtu.be/EHN5zToH3n8
Support me here: patreon.com/pixeladay
What you’ve done cannot be undone, nor forgiven. It can only be taken responsibility for. This is a video about Mouthwashing.
Video here: youtu.be/EHN5zToH3n8
Support me here: patreon.com/pixeladay
January 22, 2026 at 11:48 AM
***New video is out!***
What you’ve done cannot be undone, nor forgiven. It can only be taken responsibility for. This is a video about Mouthwashing.
Video here: youtu.be/EHN5zToH3n8
Support me here: patreon.com/pixeladay
What you’ve done cannot be undone, nor forgiven. It can only be taken responsibility for. This is a video about Mouthwashing.
Video here: youtu.be/EHN5zToH3n8
Support me here: patreon.com/pixeladay
accidently spent most of the evening playing Neon White lmao
January 21, 2026 at 9:26 PM
accidently spent most of the evening playing Neon White lmao
Million pound idea: see through toaster so you can tell when your bread is about to burn
January 21, 2026 at 5:02 PM
Million pound idea: see through toaster so you can tell when your bread is about to burn
Another sensational YouTube thumbnail for the collection
January 21, 2026 at 8:43 AM
Another sensational YouTube thumbnail for the collection
@thetoiletduck.bsky.social think it was you who recommended me Frieren approximately five hundred years ago, I just watched the first two episodes, very good!
January 20, 2026 at 9:29 PM
@thetoiletduck.bsky.social think it was you who recommended me Frieren approximately five hundred years ago, I just watched the first two episodes, very good!
getting an unfathomable amount of psychic damage seeing Shadow of the Colossus on the cover of Retrogamer
January 20, 2026 at 5:03 PM
getting an unfathomable amount of psychic damage seeing Shadow of the Colossus on the cover of Retrogamer
playing a bit of Clair Obscur this afternoon (in preparation for a thing 👀...), attempted the Duallistes fight and fucking hell there's no need for those lads to be doing all that
a group of cartoon characters are standing in front of a christmas tree and looking surprised .
ALT: a group of cartoon characters are standing in front of a christmas tree and looking surprised .
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January 20, 2026 at 4:07 PM
playing a bit of Clair Obscur this afternoon (in preparation for a thing 👀...), attempted the Duallistes fight and fucking hell there's no need for those lads to be doing all that
Came home to a surprise package courtesy of @calligramstudio.com. Happy to espouse the virtues of their excellent game anyway but thank you!
January 20, 2026 at 1:40 PM
Came home to a surprise package courtesy of @calligramstudio.com. Happy to espouse the virtues of their excellent game anyway but thank you!
Well...there goes that dream...
now, unfortunately I've finished all my current projects and will have to return to the anxiety ridden horror of waiting to find out if I'll be offered the job I interviewed for on Thursday...
January 20, 2026 at 1:08 PM
Well...there goes that dream...
@thetoiletduck.bsky.social no pizza to dip it in but I did get my butter chicken made
January 19, 2026 at 8:58 PM
@thetoiletduck.bsky.social no pizza to dip it in but I did get my butter chicken made
accidently cut a chunk out of my thumb earlier and i'm not being too dramatic if I say it's literally ruined my life
January 19, 2026 at 7:21 PM
accidently cut a chunk out of my thumb earlier and i'm not being too dramatic if I say it's literally ruined my life
spent the day playing Jedi Survivor (still waiting on that phone call!), and just got to the end of the bit with the 'not a Mass Effect Reaper but might as well be' sequence. While heavily on rails it's a really impressive technical showcase and I had a lot of fun with it.
January 19, 2026 at 4:30 PM
spent the day playing Jedi Survivor (still waiting on that phone call!), and just got to the end of the bit with the 'not a Mass Effect Reaper but might as well be' sequence. While heavily on rails it's a really impressive technical showcase and I had a lot of fun with it.
now, unfortunately I've finished all my current projects and will have to return to the anxiety ridden horror of waiting to find out if I'll be offered the job I interviewed for on Thursday...
January 18, 2026 at 9:21 PM
now, unfortunately I've finished all my current projects and will have to return to the anxiety ridden horror of waiting to find out if I'll be offered the job I interviewed for on Thursday...
NEW VIDEO: I participated in @theessaylibrary.com's Video Jam 2026, and the result is a video exploring the way in which the Spelunky games celebrate and reward failure as much as they do success
Spelunky Doesn't Care If You Die, and Neither Should You | Static Canvas
YouTube video by Static Canvas
youtu.be
January 18, 2026 at 9:17 PM
NEW VIDEO: I participated in @theessaylibrary.com's Video Jam 2026, and the result is a video exploring the way in which the Spelunky games celebrate and reward failure as much as they do success
You can have this for dinner whenever you want. They can't stop you.
January 18, 2026 at 7:26 PM
You can have this for dinner whenever you want. They can't stop you.
NEW POST: Decided to write about some of the board games I've been playing this past year, and why I like them:
Some board games I've played
Thoughts on a medium I really should be talking about more
open.substack.com
January 18, 2026 at 12:07 PM
NEW POST: Decided to write about some of the board games I've been playing this past year, and why I like them:
Reposted by Cosmic Horror Goblin
My latest YouTube video is all about secret games and I’d very much like you to watch it: youtu.be/oyXxH2dJTSU?...
Secret Games Hidden in Other SEGA Games
YouTube video by SEGADriven.com
youtu.be
January 17, 2026 at 4:19 PM
My latest YouTube video is all about secret games and I’d very much like you to watch it: youtu.be/oyXxH2dJTSU?...
Folks, new weird looking beautiful cat just dropped:
youtube.com/shorts/IcoVJ...
youtube.com/shorts/IcoVJ...
So tiny! #cat #entertaininganimals #cuteanimal #cutecat #cutepet #funny #funnyanimals #cute
YouTube video by Gumbus
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January 17, 2026 at 11:41 PM
Folks, new weird looking beautiful cat just dropped:
youtube.com/shorts/IcoVJ...
youtube.com/shorts/IcoVJ...