Cosmic Horror Goblin
buliaros.bsky.social
Cosmic Horror Goblin
@buliaros.bsky.social
Tom, of Static Canvas fame
he/him
https://www.youtube.com/@Buliaros18-Static-Canvas
https://staticcanvas.substack.com/
Inquiries: thomasife@hotmail.com
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Putting this out there now that the house move is done:
I am available for paid writing work.

- Essays
- Videogame reviews
- The flavour text on a sword in your soulslike RPG.

I can produce all of these for you, to a high quality and within a reasonable turnaround. Contact details in bio.
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January 21, 2026 at 8:43 AM
@thetoiletduck.bsky.social think it was you who recommended me Frieren approximately five hundred years ago, I just watched the first two episodes, very good!
January 20, 2026 at 9:29 PM
getting an unfathomable amount of psychic damage seeing Shadow of the Colossus on the cover of Retrogamer
January 20, 2026 at 5:03 PM
playing a bit of Clair Obscur this afternoon (in preparation for a thing 👀...), attempted the Duallistes fight and fucking hell there's no need for those lads to be doing all that
a group of cartoon characters are standing in front of a christmas tree and looking surprised .
ALT: a group of cartoon characters are standing in front of a christmas tree and looking surprised .
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January 20, 2026 at 4:07 PM
Came home to a surprise package courtesy of @calligramstudio.com. Happy to espouse the virtues of their excellent game anyway but thank you!
January 20, 2026 at 1:40 PM
Well...there goes that dream...
now, unfortunately I've finished all my current projects and will have to return to the anxiety ridden horror of waiting to find out if I'll be offered the job I interviewed for on Thursday...
January 20, 2026 at 1:08 PM
@thetoiletduck.bsky.social no pizza to dip it in but I did get my butter chicken made
January 19, 2026 at 8:58 PM
accidently cut a chunk out of my thumb earlier and i'm not being too dramatic if I say it's literally ruined my life
January 19, 2026 at 7:21 PM
spent the day playing Jedi Survivor (still waiting on that phone call!), and just got to the end of the bit with the 'not a Mass Effect Reaper but might as well be' sequence. While heavily on rails it's a really impressive technical showcase and I had a lot of fun with it.
January 19, 2026 at 4:30 PM
January 19, 2026 at 11:38 AM
now, unfortunately I've finished all my current projects and will have to return to the anxiety ridden horror of waiting to find out if I'll be offered the job I interviewed for on Thursday...
January 18, 2026 at 9:21 PM
NEW VIDEO: I participated in @theessaylibrary.com's Video Jam 2026, and the result is a video exploring the way in which the Spelunky games celebrate and reward failure as much as they do success
Spelunky Doesn't Care If You Die, and Neither Should You | Static Canvas
YouTube video by Static Canvas
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January 18, 2026 at 9:17 PM
You can have this for dinner whenever you want. They can't stop you.
January 18, 2026 at 7:26 PM
NEW POST: Decided to write about some of the board games I've been playing this past year, and why I like them:
Some board games I've played
Thoughts on a medium I really should be talking about more
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January 18, 2026 at 12:07 PM
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My latest YouTube video is all about secret games and I’d very much like you to watch it: youtu.be/oyXxH2dJTSU?...
Secret Games Hidden in Other SEGA Games
YouTube video by SEGADriven.com
youtu.be
January 17, 2026 at 4:19 PM
Folks, new weird looking beautiful cat just dropped:
youtube.com/shorts/IcoVJ...
So tiny! #cat #entertaininganimals #cuteanimal #cutecat #cutepet #funny #funnyanimals #cute
YouTube video by Gumbus
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January 17, 2026 at 11:41 PM
NEW VIDEO: After multiple instances of dogmatically attacking the Search Action 'boss fight' in my writing, I felt like I had to explain myself, returning once more to one of my biggest white whales in order to review what my issue was with one element of a genre I otherwise adore:
The Worst Thing About Hollow Knight | Static Canvas
YouTube video by Static Canvas
youtu.be
January 17, 2026 at 10:30 PM
aiming to have the new video out either tonight or tomorrow morning. I hope the dude in my comments who hates that I use Search Action rather than Metroidvania enjoys this one
January 17, 2026 at 7:19 PM
enduringly fascinated by the YouTube subgenre of food that's absolutely not meant to be eaten in your car. Going no bib wearing shirts like that is absolutely stressing me out too
January 17, 2026 at 5:56 PM
Always a good laugh going into GAME and seeing fuck all variety and six figure price tags on everything
January 17, 2026 at 1:01 PM
I'm already working on a video at the moment, but surely another one couldn't hurt
January 17, 2026 at 10:45 AM
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NEW VIDEO ALERT:
230 games came out on Steam the first week of 2026. I looked at every page to see what I could learn about the state of Steam. It made me feel like I was dying.

youtu.be/Yjf-GPp3n5k
January 16, 2026 at 6:31 PM
Can you watch The Bone Temple without having seen 28 years later or is it one of those 'direct sequel' deals?
January 16, 2026 at 1:49 PM
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your aunts son who loves anime that is your jujutsu cousin
January 15, 2026 at 12:29 AM
haha fuck sake Royal Mail send me a sorry we missed you note, I've not ordered anything and they haven't left a tracking number so I have no idea what this is about or how i'm going to get a hold of it
January 15, 2026 at 10:15 PM