Cosmic Horror Goblin
@buliaros.bsky.social
Tom, of Static Canvas fame
he/him
https://www.youtube.com/@Buliaros18-Static-Canvas
https://staticcanvas.substack.com/
Inquiries: thomasife@hotmail.com
he/him
https://www.youtube.com/@Buliaros18-Static-Canvas
https://staticcanvas.substack.com/
Inquiries: thomasife@hotmail.com
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Putting this out there now that the house move is done:
I am available for paid writing work.
- Essays
- Videogame reviews
- The flavour text on a sword in your soulslike RPG.
I can produce all of these for you, to a high quality and within a reasonable turnaround. Contact details in bio.
I am available for paid writing work.
- Essays
- Videogame reviews
- The flavour text on a sword in your soulslike RPG.
I can produce all of these for you, to a high quality and within a reasonable turnaround. Contact details in bio.
Wanted to be a journalist. Wasn't very good at journalism. There was a pharmacy job going, turns out i'm shit hot at that. Ergo.
November 22, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Wanted to be a journalist. Wasn't very good at journalism. There was a pharmacy job going, turns out i'm shit hot at that. Ergo.
I'm at the work Christmas do, it's all very nice but the DJ is chronically bad lol
November 22, 2025 at 9:56 PM
I'm at the work Christmas do, it's all very nice but the DJ is chronically bad lol
NEW VIDEO: When I sort by playtime on my Steam library, seven games sit neatly at the top, these titles all evoking something powerful and comforting in me. And so I thought I'd talk about them here, in this video:
My 7 Most Played Games on Steam | Static Canvas
YouTube video by Static Canvas
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November 22, 2025 at 5:46 PM
NEW VIDEO: When I sort by playtime on my Steam library, seven games sit neatly at the top, these titles all evoking something powerful and comforting in me. And so I thought I'd talk about them here, in this video:
No good has ever come from this kind of message lol
November 22, 2025 at 3:36 PM
No good has ever come from this kind of message lol
New video today (maybe)
November 22, 2025 at 2:15 PM
New video today (maybe)
This looks great! I love a 1-bit art style
November 22, 2025 at 1:50 PM
This looks great! I love a 1-bit art style
Tried out a bit of Possessors just now, honestly a very cool little game, feels a bit like a 2D Platinum game in certain regards. Very nice art.
November 21, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Tried out a bit of Possessors just now, honestly a very cool little game, feels a bit like a 2D Platinum game in certain regards. Very nice art.
Listening to the new Skrillex EP and boy it really is one step forward one step back with that motherfucker isn't it?
November 21, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Listening to the new Skrillex EP and boy it really is one step forward one step back with that motherfucker isn't it?
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What To Know About ‘Pluribus’ https://theonion.com/what-to-know-about-pluribus/
November 21, 2025 at 5:00 PM
What To Know About ‘Pluribus’ https://theonion.com/what-to-know-about-pluribus/
got to the end of the 'rescuing Ace' arc whatever its called in One Piece and the big fuck off fight between the Pirates and Navy is well juicy
November 21, 2025 at 8:06 AM
got to the end of the 'rescuing Ace' arc whatever its called in One Piece and the big fuck off fight between the Pirates and Navy is well juicy
very funny to see the reviews of Morsels come out like 'its awful it sucks I hate playing it I can't stop thinking about it' baby we've got a true roguelike on our hands!
November 21, 2025 at 7:59 AM
very funny to see the reviews of Morsels come out like 'its awful it sucks I hate playing it I can't stop thinking about it' baby we've got a true roguelike on our hands!
YO!!! 👀👀👀
Today is the day to tell a strange story.
The long version we'll tell later, but the short version is this. In an attic, in his late great-uncle's house, @jon.inkle.co found a locked trunk. It took twenty years to open. Last summer he did.
Inside was a wiring diagram, and a stack of books.
The long version we'll tell later, but the short version is this. In an attic, in his late great-uncle's house, @jon.inkle.co found a locked trunk. It took twenty years to open. Last summer he did.
Inside was a wiring diagram, and a stack of books.
November 20, 2025 at 11:25 PM
YO!!! 👀👀👀
finally checking out Lovely Lady RPG, or Gay Furry Disco Elysium as it should be known
November 20, 2025 at 10:46 PM
finally checking out Lovely Lady RPG, or Gay Furry Disco Elysium as it should be known
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i say goodbye to my old self and then we both walk the same way to our cars
November 20, 2025 at 5:22 PM
i say goodbye to my old self and then we both walk the same way to our cars
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Third one this year! 2026 and 2027 have only one each, so eat up.
November 20, 2025 at 8:58 AM
Third one this year! 2026 and 2027 have only one each, so eat up.
You would have thought after dozens of hours of playtime I'd be any good at Spelunky but on today's daily I managed to hit myself twice with my own rock within seconds of starting
November 19, 2025 at 6:52 PM
You would have thought after dozens of hours of playtime I'd be any good at Spelunky but on today's daily I managed to hit myself twice with my own rock within seconds of starting
@sonicyoda.bsky.social happy birthday shagger! Hope all your dreams come true xx
November 19, 2025 at 12:28 PM
@sonicyoda.bsky.social happy birthday shagger! Hope all your dreams come true xx
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"Öoo" has been nominated for Gameplay Design at The Indie Game Awards🎉
@indiegameawards.gg
I’m honestly shaking to be listed among such legendary creators.
With almost no marketing power, this was only possible thanks to your word of mouth.
Thank you so much.
@indiegameawards.gg
I’m honestly shaking to be listed among such legendary creators.
With almost no marketing power, this was only possible thanks to your word of mouth.
Thank you so much.
November 19, 2025 at 6:37 AM
"Öoo" has been nominated for Gameplay Design at The Indie Game Awards🎉
@indiegameawards.gg
I’m honestly shaking to be listed among such legendary creators.
With almost no marketing power, this was only possible thanks to your word of mouth.
Thank you so much.
@indiegameawards.gg
I’m honestly shaking to be listed among such legendary creators.
With almost no marketing power, this was only possible thanks to your word of mouth.
Thank you so much.
Made the clutch move of waking up at 4am and sticking the heating on so now it's only bitterly cold instead of obnoxiously cold
November 19, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Made the clutch move of waking up at 4am and sticking the heating on so now it's only bitterly cold instead of obnoxiously cold
Finished Ambrosia Sky this evening. Liked it enough to recommend it to other folk, especially at the price it's asking, but I'm curious to see how it evolved it's ideas in the other two acts because it did feel a bit lacking in places
November 18, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Finished Ambrosia Sky this evening. Liked it enough to recommend it to other folk, especially at the price it's asking, but I'm curious to see how it evolved it's ideas in the other two acts because it did feel a bit lacking in places
hopped on [game] with the intention of grabbing a bunch of b-roll and ended up playing for a good hour and a half lol
November 18, 2025 at 9:58 PM
hopped on [game] with the intention of grabbing a bunch of b-roll and ended up playing for a good hour and a half lol
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"lol chatgpt is down"
Oh very funny, do you have any idea how many people starved because they didn't have a dogshit website to ask what to have for lunch? Fuck you!
Oh very funny, do you have any idea how many people starved because they didn't have a dogshit website to ask what to have for lunch? Fuck you!
November 18, 2025 at 3:00 PM
"lol chatgpt is down"
Oh very funny, do you have any idea how many people starved because they didn't have a dogshit website to ask what to have for lunch? Fuck you!
Oh very funny, do you have any idea how many people starved because they didn't have a dogshit website to ask what to have for lunch? Fuck you!
*Professor Farnsworth voice*
Good news everyone!
Good news everyone!
November 18, 2025 at 8:45 AM
*Professor Farnsworth voice*
Good news everyone!
Good news everyone!
Rewatching They're Taking the Hobbits to Isengard for the first time in years and discovering some very sad news...
November 18, 2025 at 7:35 AM
Rewatching They're Taking the Hobbits to Isengard for the first time in years and discovering some very sad news...
Ah cool, Angeline Era's finally got a release date (Dec 8). Late GOTY contender, potentially?
November 17, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Ah cool, Angeline Era's finally got a release date (Dec 8). Late GOTY contender, potentially?