Andy Henson
@emitydna.bsky.social
These deck chairs aren't gonna rearrange themselves, people.
Fuck bigots
Fuck TERFS
Fuck book-bans
Fuck AI
Fuck bigots
Fuck TERFS
Fuck book-bans
Fuck AI
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Andy Henson
@emitydna.bsky.social
· Oct 29
conservatism means never getting to the end of the story
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not to be constantly complaining but i hate all of this
February 5, 2026 at 5:07 PM
not to be constantly complaining but i hate all of this
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He was an old man. He wasn't going to live forever.
February 4, 2026 at 7:30 PM
He was an old man. He wasn't going to live forever.
evergreen
We're getting close. Real close. And now for some more bad news. Ready?
January 30, 2026 at 4:04 PM
evergreen
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that thing where you try to prepare for the inevitable, and it happens, and it still hits you deep in the chest
i knew the roads they laid were leading here and I still wasnt ready
i knew the roads they laid were leading here and I still wasnt ready
January 7, 2026 at 8:53 PM
that thing where you try to prepare for the inevitable, and it happens, and it still hits you deep in the chest
i knew the roads they laid were leading here and I still wasnt ready
i knew the roads they laid were leading here and I still wasnt ready
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He's going to go on television and make it all so much worse, because he can't NOT go on television and make it all so much worse.
January 7, 2026 at 7:51 PM
He's going to go on television and make it all so much worse, because he can't NOT go on television and make it all so much worse.
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It is Going to Happen in 2026
It is Going to Happen in 2026
December 26, 2025 at 1:08 AM
It is Going to Happen in 2026
When you're a dad you can wear cargo shorts on Christmas ain't nobody gonna say you can't.
December 24, 2025 at 3:25 PM
When you're a dad you can wear cargo shorts on Christmas ain't nobody gonna say you can't.
Ok tonight would be a really funny time for it to happen. Right on stage.
December 23, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Ok tonight would be a really funny time for it to happen. Right on stage.
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I’ll say this, when I die, if you try to summon my presence and interrupt my eternal slumber for your own personal edification, I’m going to fuck you up.
IN DEPTH | If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
www.independent.co.uk
December 10, 2025 at 6:15 PM
I’ll say this, when I die, if you try to summon my presence and interrupt my eternal slumber for your own personal edification, I’m going to fuck you up.
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Me making my bed: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
Me laying in it: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!
Me laying in it: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!
December 8, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Me making my bed: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
Me laying in it: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!
Me laying in it: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!
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December 3, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Wow, an extraordinary generous offer from a Bolts reader:
Russ is offering to match any contribution you make to Bolts (just let him know)!
And he'll also throw in an additional $$ for each repost of his post, or each new follow @boltsmag.org gets. So at least smash those share or follow buttons!
Russ is offering to match any contribution you make to Bolts (just let him know)!
And he'll also throw in an additional $$ for each repost of his post, or each new follow @boltsmag.org gets. So at least smash those share or follow buttons!
Explaining to the ER Doctor that I sprained my ankle because Party Rock Anthem was playing on the PA at Kroger
November 24, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Explaining to the ER Doctor that I sprained my ankle because Party Rock Anthem was playing on the PA at Kroger
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“quiet, piggy” would make a lovely epitaph
November 19, 2025 at 9:57 PM
“quiet, piggy” would make a lovely epitaph
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happy circulatory system walking through the kitchen day
November 10, 2025 at 2:44 PM
happy circulatory system walking through the kitchen day
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Loooool
November 7, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Loooool
It's taco tuesday but my taco truck guy offers sandwiches too. I'll have mine non-exploded, thanks. extra mustard and onion.
November 4, 2025 at 9:22 PM
It's taco tuesday but my taco truck guy offers sandwiches too. I'll have mine non-exploded, thanks. extra mustard and onion.
Louvre Heist Part Deux: Steal enough to buy the Washington Post and give it to the ex Teen Vogue staffers.
They'll never expect it to happen twice!
They'll never expect it to happen twice!
November 3, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Louvre Heist Part Deux: Steal enough to buy the Washington Post and give it to the ex Teen Vogue staffers.
They'll never expect it to happen twice!
They'll never expect it to happen twice!
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doctor says cure is simple, go and see vast and trunkless legs of stone. That will convince you of the ephemeral nature of all things. Man says but doctor I am ozymandias
October 31, 2025 at 12:53 AM
doctor says cure is simple, go and see vast and trunkless legs of stone. That will convince you of the ephemeral nature of all things. Man says but doctor I am ozymandias
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October 26, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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queen that's a magnet not a horseshoe ♥️
October 23, 2025 at 8:32 PM
queen that's a magnet not a horseshoe ♥️
I want 6lbs of glitter to be dumped on my family and friends at my funeral. Much more memorable than some hologram fake made from my reddit posts.
October 21, 2025 at 8:20 PM
I want 6lbs of glitter to be dumped on my family and friends at my funeral. Much more memorable than some hologram fake made from my reddit posts.
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Retweet to honour the leader of the free world
October 21, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Retweet to honour the leader of the free world
the good thing about the generation used to posting full nudes on the internet is that it means fewer surprise nazi tattoos in the future. hopefully.
October 21, 2025 at 12:53 PM
the good thing about the generation used to posting full nudes on the internet is that it means fewer surprise nazi tattoos in the future. hopefully.