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Lost my mind, but found another
He/him/they, don’t tell my mother


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if i die in london, send me to france
and scatter my ashes where the naked ladies dance
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Only wink wink can nudge nudge me
November 12, 2025 at 4:48 PM
i’m just exhausted
i cannot hang anymore
now i need to sleep
November 12, 2025 at 6:12 AM
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a bag of spicy chips and like two chocolate chip cookies would fix me
November 12, 2025 at 4:06 AM
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aurora bonerealis
November 12, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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I for one welcome our new multicolor overlords
November 12, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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(me, struggling as new ceo of the dick sucking factory)

nobody wants to work anymore!
May 9, 2025 at 4:58 AM
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sometimes i kind of wonder which guy dave grohl was looking at to save him
May 29, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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i bet the guy who invented those coin operated souvenir penny presses would always say he made millions from pinching pennies & it would drive his kids crazy
August 12, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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Northern Lights from my backyard
November 12, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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Saw a deer in my rearview wagging its tail, but because it's dark, all I saw was its tail wagging. For a moment I had no idea what I was seeing and thought it was a ghost pop locking.
a man in a white shirt is standing in front of a coffin
Alt: a man in a white shirt and black pants is pop locking in front of a coffin
media.tenor.com
November 11, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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Holy shit finally an Op-Ed that Gets It
November 11, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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just another day at the stupid bullshit factory
September 9, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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put me in one of your french movies
September 15, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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ace rage sexual identity
September 12, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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i keep telling people I think jimi hendrix is probably the second best guitarist of all time to get them to ask who the first is and then i get really coy and am like idk tee hee who do you think it could be and i look at my guitar a lot. I do this just to put stress on our relationships.
November 11, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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Yesterday I was at the dog park with a plastic baggie in my hand walking around saying, "Do a poopy. I want to see you do a poopy."

They told me not to come back without a dog.
November 11, 2025 at 8:06 PM
good to label the feeling and let it pass
homer simpson in a devil costume is holding ice cream cones
Alt: homer simpson in a devil costume shaking maracas. i am evil hoMER, i am evil HOmer
media.tenor.com
November 11, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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my boss: i like the way you work it; no dignity

me, the janitor: i got to bag this up

boss: bag it up, girl
July 23, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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The rack of the admin fitzgerald
November 10, 2025 at 7:53 PM
admin fitzgerald
November 10, 2025 at 6:57 PM
goon a movie

Benny & Goon
goon a movie

the twilight saga: new goon
Goon a movie

Goon with the wind
November 10, 2025 at 6:08 AM
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you’re going balls to the wall too much, the whole wall smells like balls
November 8, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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I figure life to a lot of the right looks a lot like a Western, and I absolutely think that they do rely on certain mythic Western characters a *lot* in their rhetoric and self-concept

and if we know this then we can apply leverage in part by making it hard for them to think they're the good guys
November 7, 2025 at 9:06 PM
i’ll do something, idk
November 7, 2025 at 8:09 PM
i’ll cheech in YOUR eetsa
November 7, 2025 at 8:09 PM