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Lost my mind, but found another
He/him/they, don’t tell my mother
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He/him/they, don’t tell my mother
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· Apr 2
if i die in london, send me to france
and scatter my ashes where the naked ladies dance
and scatter my ashes where the naked ladies dance
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wuthering on that thing til it heights
February 17, 2026 at 2:03 AM
wuthering on that thing til it heights
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OHHH OHHH OHHH!!!
I'M FUCKIN' BURNING UP!!!
I'M FUCKIN' BURNING UP!!!
like sam kinison, i, too, am in hell
February 16, 2026 at 10:40 PM
OHHH OHHH OHHH!!!
I'M FUCKIN' BURNING UP!!!
I'M FUCKIN' BURNING UP!!!
like sam kinison, i, too, am in hell
February 16, 2026 at 9:32 PM
like sam kinison, i, too, am in hell
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No one enlightened wants to gatekeep enlightenment. When you have been transformed by a thing, you want to share that miracle. That's how you know we have no enlightened billionaires. They share nothing.
February 16, 2026 at 6:38 PM
No one enlightened wants to gatekeep enlightenment. When you have been transformed by a thing, you want to share that miracle. That's how you know we have no enlightened billionaires. They share nothing.
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Grover Cleveland (1837–1908), the 22nd and 24th U.S. president, was the only leader to serve non‑consecutive terms. A reform‑minded Democrat, he rose from Buffalo mayor to New York governor and won national prominence for his integrity and opposition to political corruption.
February 16, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Grover Cleveland (1837–1908), the 22nd and 24th U.S. president, was the only leader to serve non‑consecutive terms. A reform‑minded Democrat, he rose from Buffalo mayor to New York governor and won national prominence for his integrity and opposition to political corruption.
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James A. Garfield (1831–1881), the 20th U.S. president, rose from an Ohio log cabin to Civil War major general and longtime congressman. Elected in 1880, he fought political corruption but served only 200 days before being assassinated by Charles Guiteau.
February 16, 2026 at 6:14 PM
James A. Garfield (1831–1881), the 20th U.S. president, rose from an Ohio log cabin to Civil War major general and longtime congressman. Elected in 1880, he fought political corruption but served only 200 days before being assassinated by Charles Guiteau.
who up bookin’ their mormon?
who up catchin' their .22?
who up mocking their birds
February 16, 2026 at 6:08 PM
who up bookin’ their mormon?
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ever since i was big guy i knew i wanted to pants okay
February 16, 2026 at 1:30 PM
ever since i was big guy i knew i wanted to pants okay
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Hey brother can spare some pants?
🫲😕🫱
🦵🦵
🫲😕🫱
🦵🦵
February 16, 2026 at 5:38 PM
Hey brother can spare some pants?
🫲😕🫱
🦵🦵
🫲😕🫱
🦵🦵
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John Quincy Adams (1767–1848) was the sixth U.S. president, a skilled diplomat, and son of John Adams. He shaped the Monroe Doctrine as secretary of state and later served in Congress, where he became a leading voice against slavery
February 16, 2026 at 3:37 PM
John Quincy Adams (1767–1848) was the sixth U.S. president, a skilled diplomat, and son of John Adams. He shaped the Monroe Doctrine as secretary of state and later served in Congress, where he became a leading voice against slavery
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Bill Clinton is an American politician who served as the 42nd U.S. President from 1993 to 2001. Born in Hope, Arkansas, he oversaw major economic expansion, previously governed Arkansas, and later focused on global initiatives through the Clinton Foundation.
February 15, 2026 at 2:45 AM
Bill Clinton is an American politician who served as the 42nd U.S. President from 1993 to 2001. Born in Hope, Arkansas, he oversaw major economic expansion, previously governed Arkansas, and later focused on global initiatives through the Clinton Foundation.
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Thomas Jefferson (1743–1826) was an American statesman, philosopher, and Founding Father who authored the Declaration of Independence, served as the third U.S. president, advanced religious liberty, expanded the nation through the Louisiana Purchase, and shaped early American political ideals
February 15, 2026 at 1:02 AM
Thomas Jefferson (1743–1826) was an American statesman, philosopher, and Founding Father who authored the Declaration of Independence, served as the third U.S. president, advanced religious liberty, expanded the nation through the Louisiana Purchase, and shaped early American political ideals
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William Howard Taft was the 27th U.S. president and later the 10th chief justice, the only American to hold both roles. Born in 1857, he rose through judicial and administrative posts, shaping law and government with steady, pragmatic leadership.
February 16, 2026 at 3:14 PM
William Howard Taft was the 27th U.S. president and later the 10th chief justice, the only American to hold both roles. Born in 1857, he rose through judicial and administrative posts, shaping law and government with steady, pragmatic leadership.
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*gets last year’s girlfriend out of the attic*
February 14, 2026 at 2:27 PM
*gets last year’s girlfriend out of the attic*
arvin & the woodchucks
February 14, 2026 at 2:27 PM
arvin & the woodchucks
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I sneezed and got a bit of snot in my cleavage.
Anyway… thought of you.
Anyway… thought of you.
February 14, 2026 at 3:31 AM
I sneezed and got a bit of snot in my cleavage.
Anyway… thought of you.
Anyway… thought of you.
hear the engines roll
bees on pie
burnin rubber tires
bees on pie
burnin rubber tires
February 14, 2026 at 3:33 AM
hear the engines roll
bees on pie
burnin rubber tires
bees on pie
burnin rubber tires
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Nah none of that lovey dovey stuff for me haha I’m tryin ta quit hahaha 🤣🤣🤣
February 12, 2026 at 3:45 AM
Nah none of that lovey dovey stuff for me haha I’m tryin ta quit hahaha 🤣🤣🤣
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I'd be pretty mad if I was a hero in a half shell and then I went and got stabbed in the junk.
February 13, 2026 at 5:11 PM
I'd be pretty mad if I was a hero in a half shell and then I went and got stabbed in the junk.
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let’s grab a pizza and head off into the sunset
February 10, 2026 at 5:09 AM
let’s grab a pizza and head off into the sunset
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ask not for whom the cock mongles; it mongles for thee
February 11, 2026 at 8:32 PM
ask not for whom the cock mongles; it mongles for thee
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RIP James Van Der Beek
February 11, 2026 at 7:54 PM
RIP James Van Der Beek
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www.paypal.me/SamuelWheele... i am sorry again to put this on people's feeds, but i have two bills due tomorrow that i dont have enough money to pay. One is 93 dollars and the other is 134 dollars. I'm struggling horribly lately to keep my head above the water and any amount of help is appreciated
Pay Samuel Wheeler using PayPal.Me
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www.paypal.me
February 10, 2026 at 9:11 PM
www.paypal.me/SamuelWheele... i am sorry again to put this on people's feeds, but i have two bills due tomorrow that i dont have enough money to pay. One is 93 dollars and the other is 134 dollars. I'm struggling horribly lately to keep my head above the water and any amount of help is appreciated