New Year’s Dook
@dookofurl.bsky.social
Lost my mind, but found another
He/him/they, don’t tell my mother
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He/him/they, don’t tell my mother
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if i die in london, send me to france
and scatter my ashes where the naked ladies dance
and scatter my ashes where the naked ladies dance
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Most people don’t know that if you count forward instead of backwards to midnight on New Year’s Eve you can actually opt out of the year that will be and select any year in the past you’d prefer to exist in
December 30, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Most people don’t know that if you count forward instead of backwards to midnight on New Year’s Eve you can actually opt out of the year that will be and select any year in the past you’d prefer to exist in
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This would be AMAZING! I would be so happy if I didn't have to wear an N95 anymore! We could actually share indoor holiday meals with my family again!
Australian researchers have made a trial COVID vaccine that stops COVID infection and transmission, rather than just reduce the damage done by an infection:
https://www.frontiersin.org/journals/immunology/articles/10.3389/fimmu.2025.1654126/full
This could be life-changing for many - including me.
https://www.frontiersin.org/journals/immunology/articles/10.3389/fimmu.2025.1654126/full
This could be life-changing for many - including me.
December 30, 2025 at 10:11 PM
This would be AMAZING! I would be so happy if I didn't have to wear an N95 anymore! We could actually share indoor holiday meals with my family again!
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🤣
read the thread
it'll be the best thing you do for yourself today
read the thread
it'll be the best thing you do for yourself today
and if you want to know... why Donald Trump is the president
It's because the Ecru measure Goodness as being able to handle snakes rather than avoid them.
It's because the Ecru measure Goodness as being able to handle snakes rather than avoid them.
December 30, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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read the thread
it'll be the best thing you do for yourself today
read the thread
it'll be the best thing you do for yourself today
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There comes a point in fear where your body simply wont move... you want to move... but movement does not want you
and in that moment you will know
and in that moment you will know
December 30, 2025 at 5:02 PM
There comes a point in fear where your body simply wont move... you want to move... but movement does not want you
and in that moment you will know
and in that moment you will know
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EMERGENCY 🚨
EVICTION WILL HAPPEN IN TWO DAYS WITHOUT RENT. I HAVE A SMALL CAR WITH NO HEAT AND ITS WINTER. I HAVE FOUR KIDS. ONE IS SPECIAL NEEDS. WE HAVE ANIMALS WE WOULD HAVE TO GET RID OFF THIS WOULD JUST BE HORRIBLE PLEASE HELP. ITS VERY HARD TO BEG FOR DAYS WITH LITTLE MOVEMENT
EVICTION WILL HAPPEN IN TWO DAYS WITHOUT RENT. I HAVE A SMALL CAR WITH NO HEAT AND ITS WINTER. I HAVE FOUR KIDS. ONE IS SPECIAL NEEDS. WE HAVE ANIMALS WE WOULD HAVE TO GET RID OFF THIS WOULD JUST BE HORRIBLE PLEASE HELP. ITS VERY HARD TO BEG FOR DAYS WITH LITTLE MOVEMENT
I’m still not getting movement on my crowdfunding for rent and food. Two days until rent is due. Four kids. Two of us are disabled . My post is going in circles and I’m trying very hard to keep it together and not freak out but losing our home would be devastating to say the least. PLEASE BOOST/HELP
December 30, 2025 at 8:43 PM
EMERGENCY 🚨
EVICTION WILL HAPPEN IN TWO DAYS WITHOUT RENT. I HAVE A SMALL CAR WITH NO HEAT AND ITS WINTER. I HAVE FOUR KIDS. ONE IS SPECIAL NEEDS. WE HAVE ANIMALS WE WOULD HAVE TO GET RID OFF THIS WOULD JUST BE HORRIBLE PLEASE HELP. ITS VERY HARD TO BEG FOR DAYS WITH LITTLE MOVEMENT
EVICTION WILL HAPPEN IN TWO DAYS WITHOUT RENT. I HAVE A SMALL CAR WITH NO HEAT AND ITS WINTER. I HAVE FOUR KIDS. ONE IS SPECIAL NEEDS. WE HAVE ANIMALS WE WOULD HAVE TO GET RID OFF THIS WOULD JUST BE HORRIBLE PLEASE HELP. ITS VERY HARD TO BEG FOR DAYS WITH LITTLE MOVEMENT
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I've been in 2026 for the last 4 months. Get on my level.
December 30, 2025 at 7:05 PM
I've been in 2026 for the last 4 months. Get on my level.
think i’ll start a crodpast in 2026
December 30, 2025 at 6:53 PM
think i’ll start a crodpast in 2026
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my “spotify age” is probably 84, and i like the puns
EXPLAIN YOUR USERNAME
It’s my name and / or the name quoted in Fight Club and / or the guy from numerous fables and / or one of my favorite comedic TV characters from the 80s and / or a reminder that you don’t know Jack.
It’s my name and / or the name quoted in Fight Club and / or the guy from numerous fables and / or one of my favorite comedic TV characters from the 80s and / or a reminder that you don’t know Jack.
EXPLAIN YOUR USERNAME
“Strange ranger” is a nickname that was given to me by my mom’s best friend when I was 6.
“Strange ranger” is a nickname that was given to me by my mom’s best friend when I was 6.
December 30, 2025 at 1:09 PM
my “spotify age” is probably 84, and i like the puns
today’s my clean date, two years clean & sober 🎉 things aren’t always going great, but my life has undeniably changed for the better, and i can actually believe now that my life can get better yet ❤️ thank you all for putting up with me
December 29, 2025 at 11:06 PM
today’s my clean date, two years clean & sober 🎉 things aren’t always going great, but my life has undeniably changed for the better, and i can actually believe now that my life can get better yet ❤️ thank you all for putting up with me
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Learned all of the music and feelings you should have as a human being just from a television experience so now I know that I am a sad and complete kind of person, I'll take it because it's closing creditsable
December 29, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Learned all of the music and feelings you should have as a human being just from a television experience so now I know that I am a sad and complete kind of person, I'll take it because it's closing creditsable
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don’t listen to the bean man, he only cares about selling his beans. your bean routine is adequate, it doesn’t need to be reassessed.
December 29, 2025 at 9:46 PM
don’t listen to the bean man, he only cares about selling his beans. your bean routine is adequate, it doesn’t need to be reassessed.
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kind of fucked up that the title Boss Baby was taken by some cartoon, instead of a time travel horror film about a man going back in time to kill his boss as a baby, only to fall in love with his boss's mother, accidentally becoming his own boss's biological father, huh
December 29, 2025 at 9:51 PM
kind of fucked up that the title Boss Baby was taken by some cartoon, instead of a time travel horror film about a man going back in time to kill his boss as a baby, only to fall in love with his boss's mother, accidentally becoming his own boss's biological father, huh
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He who sets out to "get my ass" should dig two graves (one for each cheek)
December 29, 2025 at 9:56 PM
He who sets out to "get my ass" should dig two graves (one for each cheek)
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I heard the guy in front of me putting $3 gas in his car and I've been there, so I told the cashier to put in another $10 and we chat walking out and he walks me to his car and it's P-FUNK and they invite me to their PARTY
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 29, 2025 at 9:11 PM
I heard the guy in front of me putting $3 gas in his car and I've been there, so I told the cashier to put in another $10 and we chat walking out and he walks me to his car and it's P-FUNK and they invite me to their PARTY
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USPS quietly changed its postmark rules — mail is no longer dated when you drop it off. The “official” date is when it hits automated sorting — sometimes days later
Which could have major implications for mail in voting — it’s a clever way to disenfranchise voters that’s going largely overlooked
Which could have major implications for mail in voting — it’s a clever way to disenfranchise voters that’s going largely overlooked
December 29, 2025 at 7:14 PM
USPS quietly changed its postmark rules — mail is no longer dated when you drop it off. The “official” date is when it hits automated sorting — sometimes days later
Which could have major implications for mail in voting — it’s a clever way to disenfranchise voters that’s going largely overlooked
Which could have major implications for mail in voting — it’s a clever way to disenfranchise voters that’s going largely overlooked
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2025 recapped
December 29, 2025 at 5:46 PM
2025 recapped
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"You dress like a hobo."
🥹👉👈
thanks for noticing!
🥹👉👈
thanks for noticing!
December 29, 2025 at 7:01 PM
"You dress like a hobo."
🥹👉👈
thanks for noticing!
🥹👉👈
thanks for noticing!
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This New Year's I am going to drink so much Blue Curaçao I shit out an Avaturd.
December 29, 2025 at 12:53 AM
This New Year's I am going to drink so much Blue Curaçao I shit out an Avaturd.
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in this world, only coin make change
imagine making it to the end of 2025 and still thinking you can make change in this world by scolding people on a niche microblogging website
December 29, 2025 at 6:01 PM
in this world, only coin make change
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playing doctor with my 6yo daughter and she just informed me that the medicine she’s prescribing me is “flavor blasted”
December 29, 2025 at 5:09 PM
playing doctor with my 6yo daughter and she just informed me that the medicine she’s prescribing me is “flavor blasted”
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it's my birthday! gimme all your hugs and kisses
December 29, 2025 at 3:44 PM
it's my birthday! gimme all your hugs and kisses
mcconaughey: alright alright alright
andre 3000: alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright
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My psych meds are really holding me back from looking like Matthew McConaughey cause that’s who I look like when I’m real skinny for some reason
December 28, 2025 at 2:34 PM
mcconaughey: alright alright alright
andre 3000: alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright
andre 3000: alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright