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Lost my mind, but found another
He/him/they, don’t tell my mother
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@dookofurl.bsky.social
· Apr 2
if i die in london, send me to france
and scatter my ashes where the naked ladies dance
and scatter my ashes where the naked ladies dance
to Honk Shoo, thanks for everything! mimimimimi
November 14, 2025 at 5:20 AM
to Honk Shoo, thanks for everything! mimimimimi
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lining up the taco filing that fell out onto my plate with a piece of taco shell like its cocaine
November 13, 2025 at 8:29 PM
lining up the taco filing that fell out onto my plate with a piece of taco shell like its cocaine
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There will come a new wizard of the day any moment now
November 13, 2025 at 6:37 PM
There will come a new wizard of the day any moment now
their thighs were mocking God
November 13, 2025 at 6:16 PM
their thighs were mocking God
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It would have been more believable if instead of becoming more attractive the ugly duckling just became kind of funny when they grew up.
November 12, 2025 at 9:05 PM
It would have been more believable if instead of becoming more attractive the ugly duckling just became kind of funny when they grew up.
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precocious 2 year old, after an interrupted game of got your nose, typing "can you live without nose" into their dad's phone
November 13, 2025 at 2:38 AM
precocious 2 year old, after an interrupted game of got your nose, typing "can you live without nose" into their dad's phone
i wonder if police dogs get used to the sirens in their squad cars or if they’re just freaking out for the entire ride
November 13, 2025 at 2:14 AM
i wonder if police dogs get used to the sirens in their squad cars or if they’re just freaking out for the entire ride
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Only wink wink can nudge nudge me
November 12, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Only wink wink can nudge nudge me
i’m just exhausted
i cannot hang anymore
now i need to sleep
i cannot hang anymore
now i need to sleep
November 12, 2025 at 6:12 AM
i’m just exhausted
i cannot hang anymore
now i need to sleep
i cannot hang anymore
now i need to sleep
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a bag of spicy chips and like two chocolate chip cookies would fix me
November 12, 2025 at 4:06 AM
a bag of spicy chips and like two chocolate chip cookies would fix me
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aurora bonerealis
November 12, 2025 at 4:08 AM
aurora bonerealis
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I for one welcome our new multicolor overlords
November 12, 2025 at 3:59 AM
I for one welcome our new multicolor overlords
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(me, struggling as new ceo of the dick sucking factory)
nobody wants to work anymore!
nobody wants to work anymore!
May 9, 2025 at 4:58 AM
(me, struggling as new ceo of the dick sucking factory)
nobody wants to work anymore!
nobody wants to work anymore!
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sometimes i kind of wonder which guy dave grohl was looking at to save him
May 29, 2025 at 10:00 PM
sometimes i kind of wonder which guy dave grohl was looking at to save him
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i bet the guy who invented those coin operated souvenir penny presses would always say he made millions from pinching pennies & it would drive his kids crazy
August 12, 2025 at 8:37 PM
i bet the guy who invented those coin operated souvenir penny presses would always say he made millions from pinching pennies & it would drive his kids crazy
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Northern Lights from my backyard
November 12, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Northern Lights from my backyard
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Saw a deer in my rearview wagging its tail, but because it's dark, all I saw was its tail wagging. For a moment I had no idea what I was seeing and thought it was a ghost pop locking.
a man in a white shirt is standing in front of a coffin
Alt: a man in a white shirt and black pants is pop locking in front of a coffin
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November 11, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Saw a deer in my rearview wagging its tail, but because it's dark, all I saw was its tail wagging. For a moment I had no idea what I was seeing and thought it was a ghost pop locking.
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Holy shit finally an Op-Ed that Gets It
November 11, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Holy shit finally an Op-Ed that Gets It
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just another day at the stupid bullshit factory
September 9, 2025 at 3:01 PM
just another day at the stupid bullshit factory
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put me in one of your french movies
September 15, 2025 at 7:39 PM
put me in one of your french movies
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ace rage sexual identity
September 12, 2025 at 2:09 AM
ace rage sexual identity
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i keep telling people I think jimi hendrix is probably the second best guitarist of all time to get them to ask who the first is and then i get really coy and am like idk tee hee who do you think it could be and i look at my guitar a lot. I do this just to put stress on our relationships.
November 11, 2025 at 1:54 PM
i keep telling people I think jimi hendrix is probably the second best guitarist of all time to get them to ask who the first is and then i get really coy and am like idk tee hee who do you think it could be and i look at my guitar a lot. I do this just to put stress on our relationships.
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Yesterday I was at the dog park with a plastic baggie in my hand walking around saying, "Do a poopy. I want to see you do a poopy."
They told me not to come back without a dog.
They told me not to come back without a dog.
November 11, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Yesterday I was at the dog park with a plastic baggie in my hand walking around saying, "Do a poopy. I want to see you do a poopy."
They told me not to come back without a dog.
They told me not to come back without a dog.
good to label the feeling and let it pass
homer simpson in a devil costume is holding ice cream cones
Alt: homer simpson in a devil costume shaking maracas. i am evil hoMER, i am evil HOmer
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November 11, 2025 at 6:37 PM
good to label the feeling and let it pass