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Lost my mind, but found another
He/him/they, don’t tell my mother


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what is happening
rob gronkowski mid sentence, on a zoom call with a cardboard sign on the wall behind him like you would see someone begging on a freeway off ramp with: it says “dudes on dudes”. also on the wall is a framed poster with football related photos, text seems to be “bro-power”
November 5, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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fun trivia, this is in Van Nuys, California
screenshot of google maps: Gloria Avenue in Van Nuys, south of Nordhoff Street, there is a small street running parallel to it a block west called Gaynor Avenue.
November 4, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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saw a headline about if mamdani is elected it would ignite a massive nyc exododus. all of you that have posted encouraging messages of just doing art, that it doesn’t have to be good right away; this one’s on you
crummy drawing of giant exododus on fire in (ostensibly) NYC. it is screaming “Cuomoooohnooo!” idk how a screen reader would say that, but it is a portmanteau? of cuomo and oh no. do not vote for andrew cuomo, the exododus does not exist
November 3, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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hit it, Randy! I love LA cartoon drawing of randy newman
November 2, 2025 at 4:19 AM
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best wishes and rapid healing to you, brother ❤️‍🩹 nothing but the best!
tiny fluorescent green frog on a fingertip. meme text reads “you are loved. this is a threat”
October 27, 2025 at 9:29 PM
dookofurl.bsky.social
woah
screenshot of dook’s timeline: mr. cannoli: is diarrhea funny again, is it ok to talk about it terror @weedlejuice.bsky.social: *Regurgitates my goop to nourish you*
October 22, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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visited portland this year, this art depicts a mellow sasquatch with skateboard (cool) , but is on a garbage can (nazi). verdict?
street art on garbage can in Portland. an orange sasquatch with zen smiling face kickflips a red skateboard with yellow wheels & tree on deck over a tree stump in the forest. PDX in similarly orange letters above the scene
October 22, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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i…am a coward!!
scene from the simpsons; it’s the zorro movie they watch in the beginning of the tomacco episode (S11:E5) which inspires homer to slap people with a glove & challenge them to a duel to get his way. it is the Scarlet Pimpernel grabbing Zorro by the collar, saying the line this skeet is referencing
October 16, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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we got our first rainy day so i’m wearing my duck shoes, which do not have ducks on them, but are water resistant and mallard colored, so hooray 🥳
the “duck shoes”: water resistant vans with olive green, yellow, and brown.
October 14, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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😄
Phantom Deeks: I'd be good for you Endless Screaming AAAAAAAAAAAHH
October 13, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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tl magic
Leen McBeans: There is no 'love' in marriage but there an i and 'rage'. Coincidence? Theciscokidder: "Better the devil you know than the devil you don't," is the secret to a long marriage.
October 7, 2025 at 5:32 AM
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omg, you guys, it’s here! it’s happening!!
jesus came back! it’s the raptor!! run for it!!!
September 23, 2025 at 8:02 AM
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i mean
hawk fully taking down a pigeon in the street
September 18, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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i saw a psa yesterday
blue building outside wall with freehand spray paint graffiti in yellow, it says skyy is a coke whore. skyy has two y’s
September 8, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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i read about this from ppl on here all day, and this is the only online article i’ve seen about it, and…wow
from entertainment weekly: Former 'Masked Singer' contestant Rudy Giuliani seriously injured in car crash A car containing the reality contestant and former mayor of New York City was struck from behind on the I-93 near Manchester, N.H., police say. By Ryan Coleman Published on August 31, 2025 photo of giuliani looking like he does in a white suit and gold necktie
September 2, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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big ups to Cam Newton, never the same fit twice
master of disguise Cam Newton appears to speak on the stephen a smith show. he is wearing purple lensed sunglasses, a collarless jacket with leather sleeves and blue tablecloth chest, opened with v-neck white t shirt underneath & thin khaki sweater tied around his neck like an actual tie. he is wearing a fedora that appears to have his dreadlocks coming through the top.
September 1, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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simpsons meme, bart looks dejected, text reads: MORE HARM HAS BEEN DONE BY BAD APPLICATIONS OF PLAIN OLD STATISTICS THAN LLMS. homer comforting, says the same thing, but adds “so FAR”
September 1, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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who wore it better?
faceless bimbo robot with blonde wig staring directly into the camera, full range of teeth exposed same faceless robot without wig, lipless mouth agape, cartoonishly haunting eyes
August 27, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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crispin glover as young george mcfly in back to the future, telling biff to “get your damn hands off her (lorraine)”
August 26, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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sound fx trivia answer
punchline to krusty the klown’s 10 year old birthday card, buxom woman in bikini smiling, posing with chest forward. text reads “so how about a nice pair of bongos?”
August 25, 2025 at 5:44 AM
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ho-ratiOOOOooo!
Ufiix @ufiix.bsky.social But manifest destiny WAS genocide 1 comment 12 reposts 920 likes Eric Owens @ericowens.bsky.social Manifest destiny was not genocide. Sorry. August 21, 2025 at 8:20 PM 1 repost 191 quotes 8 likes
August 23, 2025 at 8:08 AM
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why cant google just tell its robot friend it’s not cool to lie
google search result above the previous ai garbage, a link to Chappelle’s Show on YouTube, Tron Carter’s “Law & Order”. clip description : in an alternate universe, drug dealer Tron Carter and a white businessman experience the justice [system]
August 19, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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like my emom always used to say 🧐
Al Overview The phrase "plenty of time to lift weights and convert to Islam" is a common expression, often used in a humorous or philosophical way to suggest that one has ample time for both physical fitness and spiritual exploration. It's a lighthearted way of acknowledging the potential for personal growth in multiple areas of life. The phrase gained popularity after being used on Twitter.
August 19, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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me on bluesky
closeup of pussman car’s back window, blue kitten decal above a decal with text “Don’t follow me, i do stupid shit”
August 5, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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Jump (For My Love) The Pointer Sisters 1:05 timecode
August 5, 2025 at 4:01 PM