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emitydna.bsky.social
Andy Henson
@emitydna.bsky.social
450 followers 890 following 950 posts
These deck chairs aren't gonna rearrange themselves, people.

Fuck bigots
Fuck TERFS
Fuck book-bans
Fuck AI
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USER MISSING THE POINT QUOTE POSTING "ARE YOU READY FOR SOME SENILITY" OVER A LINK TO AARON RUPAR QUOTING TRUMP INTERVIEW WHERE HE DOESN'T REMEMBER A PARDON HE SIGNED FOLLOWED BY THE NEXT POST IN THE TIMELINE OF AN ACCOUNT QUOTING THE MOVIE BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA "THREE MONTHS"
November 3, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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Nice!

(Incredible narration of a @chucktingle.bsky.social story from @marawilson.bsky.social btw)
Audiobook of Lucky Day by Chuck Tingle, 69% complete.
September 26, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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it followed you to bluesky jerry
The arrow in the negative space between the 'e' and the 'x' in FedEx, zoomed in and circled
September 12, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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I can't believe you all made me do this one
your muted words laid in text and tags expires in 7 days
August 1, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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Wayne from Letterkenny standing in front of a snowy background. Caption reads "Old boss is always a dick 'til you meet the new one"
April 27, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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Nice timeline synchronicity
a picture of 2 sequential posts, the first from Doug Exeter saying "Guy who has only seen Idiocracy, watching society: Getting a lot of Idiocracy vibes from this…", and the second from Jakub Janovsky, a post containing only a picture of the movie poster for Idiocracy
April 3, 2025 at 12:09 PM
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He's too busy being dressed like this in a movie with characters named Buckaroo and Rawhide but playing a guy named New Jersey
Jeff Goldblum in a red cowboy outfit
March 31, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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fun timeline harmony
2 posts. The first, Tyler from the internet posting a mustacheless Mario Mario with text above describing a friend asking "Do you ever think about shaving? The second, a William Shakespeare quote "God hath given you one face, and you make yourselves another."
February 9, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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Blue and red dinosaur shaped gummies on a shelf with an out of focus Christmas card in the background
January 3, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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6 days ago
A November 13 comment from myself "leakiest administration in history is coming back to bear their own record"
November 19, 2024 at 3:59 PM
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and of course the day I'm talking about Timequake this pops up on my feed
Post by Gef the Toking Mongoose saying quote a drug that gives you deja vu end quote
October 15, 2024 at 7:23 PM
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Same
Image of actor Héctor Jiménez as Lonnie in the movie Gentlemen Broncos
October 3, 2024 at 8:39 PM
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I'm 1,091,670 and apparently I've been here almost a whole year.
Text Reads: Celebrating 10M users- #1,091,670 Username Andy Henson @emitydna.bsky.social Joined Sep 19, 2023
September 16, 2024 at 10:16 PM
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Roast Beef from the Achewood webcomic with a thought bubble that says "Oh my god that is the worst possible answer in the universe"
July 31, 2024 at 6:36 PM
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Look at this beautiful surprise. More like a Slaying Mantis ;)
Picture of a praying mantis sunning itself on a car
September 23, 2023 at 4:01 PM