Ellsworth Online
@ellsworth29.bsky.social
32/M/VA but lived a bunch of other places. Montana Grizzly geoscientist. Disaffected social democrat. Sportsball enjoyer, road trip enthusiast. Visited 49 states. Being alone in the mountains is a religious experience. Pfp by Zakamuro. Sic semper tyrannis.
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I will note that Tarrant county and now this election are the type of elections in March of '25 we were moving by 10 points but losing, and now the movement is 30 points and the GOP is getting routed.. everywhere.
People are really sleeping on how bad 2026 is starting to look for the GOP.
People are really sleeping on how bad 2026 is starting to look for the GOP.
February 8, 2026 at 2:47 AM
I will note that Tarrant county and now this election are the type of elections in March of '25 we were moving by 10 points but losing, and now the movement is 30 points and the GOP is getting routed.. everywhere.
People are really sleeping on how bad 2026 is starting to look for the GOP.
People are really sleeping on how bad 2026 is starting to look for the GOP.
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I think car door handles should still work when the car is on fire
February 8, 2026 at 2:37 AM
I think car door handles should still work when the car is on fire
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One horrific game you should definitely not play is ranking them in order of likelihood. Because once you've crossed off Brown and May, the mental images start getting really bad
February 8, 2026 at 12:06 AM
One horrific game you should definitely not play is ranking them in order of likelihood. Because once you've crossed off Brown and May, the mental images start getting really bad
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The young people will:
- Recognize Heavy from TF2
- Recognize Max from Furaffinity
- Learn about Homestar Runner dot Com
- Wonder what's so special about this fourth guy who is just every person they've ever blocked on social media
- Recognize Heavy from TF2
- Recognize Max from Furaffinity
- Learn about Homestar Runner dot Com
- Wonder what's so special about this fourth guy who is just every person they've ever blocked on social media
Poker Night at the Inventory (remastered) coming to Steam on March 5 from Skunkape Games store.steampowered.com/app/3897800/...
February 7, 2026 at 1:28 PM
The young people will:
- Recognize Heavy from TF2
- Recognize Max from Furaffinity
- Learn about Homestar Runner dot Com
- Wonder what's so special about this fourth guy who is just every person they've ever blocked on social media
- Recognize Heavy from TF2
- Recognize Max from Furaffinity
- Learn about Homestar Runner dot Com
- Wonder what's so special about this fourth guy who is just every person they've ever blocked on social media
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February 7, 2026 at 6:09 PM
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"For years, a cottage industry of political observers has contorted itself to obscure and occlude the obvious. That regardless of what others see in him, Trump’s entire political career...cannot be understood outside the context of his bitter, deep-seated racism." (gift link)
Opinion | This Is Just Who Trump Is
www.nytimes.com
February 7, 2026 at 4:49 PM
"For years, a cottage industry of political observers has contorted itself to obscure and occlude the obvious. That regardless of what others see in him, Trump’s entire political career...cannot be understood outside the context of his bitter, deep-seated racism." (gift link)
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How much of this is prediction markets sucking all the gambling money out of the crypto ecosystem?
February 5, 2026 at 8:25 PM
How much of this is prediction markets sucking all the gambling money out of the crypto ecosystem?
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miami cuban: sir, im american. communism stole my family’s estate. i support trump. im white
diego ramirez, ice officer: sending this [redacted] to sudan. america is for americans.
diego ramirez, ice officer: sending this [redacted] to sudan. america is for americans.
Cubans shocked to learn that the Republican Party thinks they're Hispanic
Trump's next target: #Cuba
‘It’s been brutal’: Cubans caught in crosshairs of Trump’s deportation push
Cubans, once fast-tracked to US residency, now find themselves targets of Trump’s immigration crackdown
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
‘It’s been brutal’: Cubans caught in crosshairs of Trump’s deportation push
Cubans, once fast-tracked to US residency, now find themselves targets of Trump’s immigration crackdown
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
February 7, 2026 at 6:33 PM
miami cuban: sir, im american. communism stole my family’s estate. i support trump. im white
diego ramirez, ice officer: sending this [redacted] to sudan. america is for americans.
diego ramirez, ice officer: sending this [redacted] to sudan. america is for americans.
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You know that thing where the farther something is, the smaller it looks? That doesn’t quite work in an expanding universe. It’s true for a while but after a certain point, more distant things (of the same size) start to look BIGGER because their light has been traveling since the cosmos was small 🙃
February 7, 2026 at 2:33 AM
You know that thing where the farther something is, the smaller it looks? That doesn’t quite work in an expanding universe. It’s true for a while but after a certain point, more distant things (of the same size) start to look BIGGER because their light has been traveling since the cosmos was small 🙃
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part of me still can't believe the East Wing was completely destroyed and there have been no negative consequences or reports on whether items inside were properly archived or not
February 7, 2026 at 6:22 PM
part of me still can't believe the East Wing was completely destroyed and there have been no negative consequences or reports on whether items inside were properly archived or not
it's that both of them make you horny
ok. does anyone know if it's twice per athlon or every two athlons
February 7, 2026 at 6:57 PM
it's that both of them make you horny
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It's gonna be really funny when Trump dies because no one on earth likes JD Vance, not even Trump voters.
Vice President JD Vance gets roundly booed at the opening ceremony of the Milano-Cortina 2026 Olympics. "Those are a lot of boos for him, whistling jeering," says the presenter. US athletes receive a warm welcome from fans, though.
February 7, 2026 at 6:36 AM
It's gonna be really funny when Trump dies because no one on earth likes JD Vance, not even Trump voters.
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Massholes about to sweep this event until we’ve poured enough money into Boston transit that nobody in the city is allowed to own a car
coming up with a new idea called "driving like shit olympics". no more bland, unprovable statements like "california drivers are the WORST" allowed. whichever state wins every 4 years gets a moonshot-sized public transit investment to get those fuckers off the road
February 7, 2026 at 5:37 PM
Massholes about to sweep this event until we’ve poured enough money into Boston transit that nobody in the city is allowed to own a car
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In Ukraine, when a funeral procession with a fallen soldier goes by, everyone stops whatever they are doing to stand silently. Traffic stops. Public transportation stops. Conversation stops.
In Lviv, people take this tradition a step further. Most people the procession passes take a knee.
In Lviv, people take this tradition a step further. Most people the procession passes take a knee.
February 7, 2026 at 12:55 PM
In Ukraine, when a funeral procession with a fallen soldier goes by, everyone stops whatever they are doing to stand silently. Traffic stops. Public transportation stops. Conversation stops.
In Lviv, people take this tradition a step further. Most people the procession passes take a knee.
In Lviv, people take this tradition a step further. Most people the procession passes take a knee.
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Local substacker with relaxed opinions on slavery offers scathing critique of American liberalism
I can't take anything that guy says seriously after seeing this "Literal Qatari Propaganda" musgrave.substack.com/p/the-doha-a...
The Doha Alternative
What's so funny about peace, safety, and family?
musgrave.substack.com
February 7, 2026 at 5:38 PM
Local substacker with relaxed opinions on slavery offers scathing critique of American liberalism
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Kind of a benchmark for state capacity, officially Pintos killed 27 people before being pulled. A testa killed the relative of a sitting congressman and nothing
the modern equivalent of the ford pinto. they should be pulled off the road.
Tesla driver’s devastating 911 call while stuck in fiery car revealed: ‘Help please … I am going to die’
A 20-year-old Tesla driver pleaded with a 911 operator to save his life as he was trapped in a burning car, according to a wrongful death lawsuit against Tesla filed by his mother on Wednesday.
A 20-year-old Tesla driver pleaded with a 911 operator to save his life as he was trapped in a burning car, according to a wrongful death lawsuit against Tesla filed by his mother on Wednesday.
February 7, 2026 at 5:29 PM
Kind of a benchmark for state capacity, officially Pintos killed 27 people before being pulled. A testa killed the relative of a sitting congressman and nothing
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This is the future that (Texas) liberals want: taxpayer-funded goats clearing invasives from public parks & restoring the health of native prairie.
Dallas hires 300 goats to clean up White Rock Lake and yes, they’re very baaa-sy
As part of the Dallas Park and Recreation Department’s new eco-friendly vegetation management project, the city is using Fort Worth-Weatherford area goats and...
www.dallasnews.com
February 7, 2026 at 3:16 PM
This is the future that (Texas) liberals want: taxpayer-funded goats clearing invasives from public parks & restoring the health of native prairie.
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Jeremy Corbyn’s “Peace and Justice Project” have just memoryholed Noam Chomsky out of existence and purged mentions of him from their website.
February 5, 2026 at 5:23 PM
Jeremy Corbyn’s “Peace and Justice Project” have just memoryholed Noam Chomsky out of existence and purged mentions of him from their website.
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And by "had", haha, well, let's justr say. His emails.
at the protest on Saturday i saw someone with a faded "Read Noam Chomsky" t-shirt and that day i, in fact, had
February 5, 2026 at 7:58 AM
And by "had", haha, well, let's justr say. His emails.
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at the protest on Saturday i saw someone with a faded "Read Noam Chomsky" t-shirt and that day i, in fact, had
February 4, 2026 at 8:15 AM
at the protest on Saturday i saw someone with a faded "Read Noam Chomsky" t-shirt and that day i, in fact, had
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please let the NFL sue this guy for claiming he's associated with the super bowl 🙏
One of the guys who's playing the TPUSA halftime thing posted something on his social media accounts about it, and the way he words this makes me think he believes that this is the real Super Bowl halftime show. Lol
February 7, 2026 at 5:46 PM
please let the NFL sue this guy for claiming he's associated with the super bowl 🙏