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@ellsworth29.bsky.social
32/M/VA, but lived a bunch of other places. Montana Grizzly geoscientist. Disaffected social democrat. Sportsball enjoyer, road trip enthusiast. Visited 49 states. Being alone in the mountains is a religious experience. Pfp by Zakamuro. ¡No pasarán!
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November 26, 2025 at 1:39 PM
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I feel like there's a whole book about American culture in that image
November 26, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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Who could have predicated that "voting for a combat veteran astronaut is gay and soy" did not play with the electorate. The groypers all retweeted me.
November 26, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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Who can forget this classic piece of winning political messaging
November 26, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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We live in the era of the Dairy Queen Oreo Blizzard, the Overton window of sweets has undergone radical transformation
November 25, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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Look, Clause 18(b) of the TOS for the Torment Nexus states that using it for torment is expressly prohibited. You are not meant to press the button labeled Torment, even if it is the only button. If you did, that's on you bucko.
November 26, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Used to be you could get away by blocking the list creator, I guess that's gone?
November 25, 2025 at 11:08 PM
hey, *most* of them think bombing black church girls is bad
November 25, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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my default reaction to anything that happens in the UK, shortly before going back to pretending Britain doesn't exist
November 25, 2025 at 10:08 PM
they don't want that though, they just want a version of Trump who pretends to like them
November 25, 2025 at 9:36 PM
twitter is also still available!
November 25, 2025 at 7:52 PM
it's always who you least expect
November 25, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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*aggressive whinging noises*: "Yes I was completely fucking wrong and everyone could tell at the time I was wrong and I'm a giant credulous dipshit but have you considered: he SAID he was the anti-war candidate and that was all that really mattered but of COURSE it was always dubious"
November 25, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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If Isaac Chotiner ever said this to me, I would move to the woods.
November 25, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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Oh, come the fuck on! Its history as the particle of good fortune is much longer.
November 22, 2025 at 5:45 PM
lead is one of the funnier atoms to be the centerpiece of a hitler particle tho
November 25, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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It’s actually Hitler particles good god
November 21, 2025 at 8:40 AM