Ellsworth Online
@ellsworth29.bsky.social
32/M/VA, but lived a bunch of other places. Montana Grizzly geoscientist. Disaffected social democrat. Sportsball enjoyer, road trip enthusiast. Visited 49 states. Being alone in the mountains is a religious experience. Pfp by Zakamuro. ¡No pasarán!
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I went to a black-tie wedding at the Bacara thrown by a client. By the end of it he was yelling at me that he wanted me to sue the ice sculpture vendor IMMEDIATELY.
The rich are different than normal people.
The rich are different than normal people.
Exclusive: President Trump has argued with the architect he handpicked to design a White House ballroom over the size of the project, reflecting a conflict between architectural norms and Trump’s grandiose aesthetic.
Trump wants a bigger White House ballroom. His architect disagrees.
The president and James McCrery had argued in recent weeks over the project’s size, with Trump pushing him to expand the ballroom.
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November 26, 2025 at 7:13 PM
I went to a black-tie wedding at the Bacara thrown by a client. By the end of it he was yelling at me that he wanted me to sue the ice sculpture vendor IMMEDIATELY.
The rich are different than normal people.
The rich are different than normal people.
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I feel like there's a whole book about American culture in that image
November 26, 2025 at 3:41 PM
I feel like there's a whole book about American culture in that image
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Who could have predicated that "voting for a combat veteran astronaut is gay and soy" did not play with the electorate. The groypers all retweeted me.
November 26, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Who could have predicated that "voting for a combat veteran astronaut is gay and soy" did not play with the electorate. The groypers all retweeted me.
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Who can forget this classic piece of winning political messaging
November 26, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Who can forget this classic piece of winning political messaging
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We live in the era of the Dairy Queen Oreo Blizzard, the Overton window of sweets has undergone radical transformation
November 25, 2025 at 10:56 PM
We live in the era of the Dairy Queen Oreo Blizzard, the Overton window of sweets has undergone radical transformation
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Look, Clause 18(b) of the TOS for the Torment Nexus states that using it for torment is expressly prohibited. You are not meant to press the button labeled Torment, even if it is the only button. If you did, that's on you bucko.
November 26, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Look, Clause 18(b) of the TOS for the Torment Nexus states that using it for torment is expressly prohibited. You are not meant to press the button labeled Torment, even if it is the only button. If you did, that's on you bucko.
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Me, every time another Olivia Nuzzi detail drops:
November 18, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Me, every time another Olivia Nuzzi detail drops:
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God it's so cool that so much of British and European nationalist politics has broadly been shaped by warehouse clickfarms rented by guys in South Asia running "how to make money from racist old people" workshops, and that this has had more influence on media and politics than any grassroots group
November 24, 2025 at 11:55 AM
God it's so cool that so much of British and European nationalist politics has broadly been shaped by warehouse clickfarms rented by guys in South Asia running "how to make money from racist old people" workshops, and that this has had more influence on media and politics than any grassroots group
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my default reaction to anything that happens in the UK, shortly before going back to pretending Britain doesn't exist
November 25, 2025 at 10:08 PM
my default reaction to anything that happens in the UK, shortly before going back to pretending Britain doesn't exist
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Impeach, convict, remove.
And if our current leaders won’t do it, they need to step aside for people who will.
And if our current leaders won’t do it, they need to step aside for people who will.
November 25, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Impeach, convict, remove.
And if our current leaders won’t do it, they need to step aside for people who will.
And if our current leaders won’t do it, they need to step aside for people who will.
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"who the hell is going to bribe me if the only person worth bribing is the President"
November 25, 2025 at 9:19 PM
"who the hell is going to bribe me if the only person worth bribing is the President"
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I get a lot of hate for this view and in turn I'd only ask if you've ever had a pie as good as a typical cheesecake. The answer is no, you have not. Cheesecake invalidates the whole pie category. Hell, regular cake barely survives the cheesecake onslaught on the strength of carrot cake alone.
The dirty secret of pies is that they have the lowest ceiling potential of all sweets. Your best pie is merely fine. Your median pie is bad.
November 25, 2025 at 9:08 PM
I get a lot of hate for this view and in turn I'd only ask if you've ever had a pie as good as a typical cheesecake. The answer is no, you have not. Cheesecake invalidates the whole pie category. Hell, regular cake barely survives the cheesecake onslaught on the strength of carrot cake alone.
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god i miss when posting was fun
November 25, 2025 at 8:04 PM
god i miss when posting was fun
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*aggressive whinging noises*: "Yes I was completely fucking wrong and everyone could tell at the time I was wrong and I'm a giant credulous dipshit but have you considered: he SAID he was the anti-war candidate and that was all that really mattered but of COURSE it was always dubious"
November 25, 2025 at 2:42 AM
*aggressive whinging noises*: "Yes I was completely fucking wrong and everyone could tell at the time I was wrong and I'm a giant credulous dipshit but have you considered: he SAID he was the anti-war candidate and that was all that really mattered but of COURSE it was always dubious"
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If Isaac Chotiner ever said this to me, I would move to the woods.
November 25, 2025 at 1:12 AM
If Isaac Chotiner ever said this to me, I would move to the woods.
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Oh, come the fuck on! Its history as the particle of good fortune is much longer.
November 22, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Oh, come the fuck on! Its history as the particle of good fortune is much longer.
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It’s actually Hitler particles good god
November 21, 2025 at 8:40 AM
It’s actually Hitler particles good god
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Are you fucking kidding me it’s like we are living in a cartoon
November 21, 2025 at 8:33 AM
Are you fucking kidding me it’s like we are living in a cartoon
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Imagine coming up with a proposal so stupid, so unworkable, so thoughtless, that it makes Robert Jenrick look sane by comparison.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Jury trials could be scrapped except in most serious cases
Only cases of alleged murder, rape or manslaughter will be decided by a jury under new proposals to cut court backlogs.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 25, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Imagine coming up with a proposal so stupid, so unworkable, so thoughtless, that it makes Robert Jenrick look sane by comparison.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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she's real and she's my friend
November 25, 2025 at 2:30 PM
she's real and she's my friend
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no no, it's worse than that. local activism and court cases have handed them, on a silver platter, the story about what the fuck is going on with their water pollution, and it's farming. they are deliberately mostly ignoring that to whine about data centers
November 25, 2025 at 5:36 AM
no no, it's worse than that. local activism and court cases have handed them, on a silver platter, the story about what the fuck is going on with their water pollution, and it's farming. they are deliberately mostly ignoring that to whine about data centers
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this is a story about farming that they have decided to make about datacenters. the amazon rep called them liars directly and they just print it and then return to insinuating all sorts of shit
November 25, 2025 at 5:22 AM
this is a story about farming that they have decided to make about datacenters. the amazon rep called them liars directly and they just print it and then return to insinuating all sorts of shit