Jordan
@eljordy.bsky.social
(a bell rings, reminding me of previous times I have posted) these memories are so good… might as well post. it’s my choice.
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Help! Help! I'm being chased by the Boston Strangler!
Without saying where you’re from, drop some slang from your city. I’m trying to see something.
December 2, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Help! Help! I'm being chased by the Boston Strangler!
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Sir, your camo hunting jacket is ineffective in the white walls of Mall of America.
November 23, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Sir, your camo hunting jacket is ineffective in the white walls of Mall of America.
@floyding.bsky.social ZAHLER MENTIONED 🚨🚨🚨
November 16, 2025 at 6:45 PM
@floyding.bsky.social ZAHLER MENTIONED 🚨🚨🚨
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oh that's weird, Betraybo, my cursed blade that glows before witnessing a huge betrayal, is glowing
November 11, 2025 at 1:02 AM
oh that's weird, Betraybo, my cursed blade that glows before witnessing a huge betrayal, is glowing
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(seeing a bible chapter and verse sticker on a car window in traffic) oh cool. i'll be sure to go home and look that up. and then, believe in it
November 7, 2025 at 8:30 PM
(seeing a bible chapter and verse sticker on a car window in traffic) oh cool. i'll be sure to go home and look that up. and then, believe in it
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the reason republicans lost yesterday is because theyre a bunch of weird freaks pushing policy that everyone hates
November 5, 2025 at 1:56 PM
the reason republicans lost yesterday is because theyre a bunch of weird freaks pushing policy that everyone hates
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Luigi acquires a new mansion. It's filled with the souls of the dead. No wonder, no curiosity about the nature of these souls or the greater implications. Just clean them out like vermin.
October 22, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Luigi acquires a new mansion. It's filled with the souls of the dead. No wonder, no curiosity about the nature of these souls or the greater implications. Just clean them out like vermin.
new job, new cardigan, same old jordan
October 16, 2025 at 7:04 PM
new job, new cardigan, same old jordan
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(throwing up blood) uh oh i did not eat that much blood
October 16, 2025 at 2:14 AM
(throwing up blood) uh oh i did not eat that much blood
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in a way this place is Elon’s dream platform: Twitter, but with Reddit humor
October 15, 2025 at 7:17 PM
in a way this place is Elon’s dream platform: Twitter, but with Reddit humor
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it’s hard to talk politics anymore because the natural response to everything is “oh they should be killed” but you’re not allowed to say it. it’s more illegal than open pedophilia
September 9, 2025 at 8:18 PM
it’s hard to talk politics anymore because the natural response to everything is “oh they should be killed” but you’re not allowed to say it. it’s more illegal than open pedophilia
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Listen it has become very clear that when he does die we need to be fucking mean about it. Even if you keep the kid gloves on they'll still come for you for speaking, so get that banter ready. Make them cry.
September 18, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Listen it has become very clear that when he does die we need to be fucking mean about it. Even if you keep the kid gloves on they'll still come for you for speaking, so get that banter ready. Make them cry.
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You there boy, what day is todayborday?
September 1, 2025 at 2:53 PM
You there boy, what day is todayborday?
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part of the reason i beat up so hard on democratic weakness is we need people who are tough on the monsters that continue to allow childrens brains to be splattered on the walls by gunshots. i dont want to make nice with these people. they're not "good friends" and "colleagues" on the other side.
August 27, 2025 at 3:54 PM
part of the reason i beat up so hard on democratic weakness is we need people who are tough on the monsters that continue to allow childrens brains to be splattered on the walls by gunshots. i dont want to make nice with these people. they're not "good friends" and "colleagues" on the other side.
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Patient, sobbing: But Doctor, I AM Pagliacci!
ChatGPT: Apologies. I didn't realise when recommending Pagliacci's epic show to cure your depression that you were the genius himself. I'm impressed! With regards to your initial question, I can recommend seeing the Great Clown Pagliacci.
ChatGPT: Apologies. I didn't realise when recommending Pagliacci's epic show to cure your depression that you were the genius himself. I'm impressed! With regards to your initial question, I can recommend seeing the Great Clown Pagliacci.
August 7, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Patient, sobbing: But Doctor, I AM Pagliacci!
ChatGPT: Apologies. I didn't realise when recommending Pagliacci's epic show to cure your depression that you were the genius himself. I'm impressed! With regards to your initial question, I can recommend seeing the Great Clown Pagliacci.
ChatGPT: Apologies. I didn't realise when recommending Pagliacci's epic show to cure your depression that you were the genius himself. I'm impressed! With regards to your initial question, I can recommend seeing the Great Clown Pagliacci.
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this is the best single-image encapsulation of how modern conservatism works
Texas can't adequately warn people about deadly floods, but it can immediately let me know that a cop got hurt 250 miles away from me.
July 10, 2025 at 5:49 AM
this is the best single-image encapsulation of how modern conservatism works
75 degrees, 3 beers deep, walking home from the bar, full moon… pretty good
July 10, 2025 at 3:01 AM
75 degrees, 3 beers deep, walking home from the bar, full moon… pretty good
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yesterday i noticed a Grammarly AI ad in my windows start menu. ostensibly to help me with my grammatical errors in searching my own computer for "poooooop1.jpeg". naturally i clicked it, made an account, signed up for a premium subscription, and am quite happy with the whole thing
July 2, 2025 at 4:19 PM
yesterday i noticed a Grammarly AI ad in my windows start menu. ostensibly to help me with my grammatical errors in searching my own computer for "poooooop1.jpeg". naturally i clicked it, made an account, signed up for a premium subscription, and am quite happy with the whole thing
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Someone needs to Do It
June 17, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Someone needs to Do It
beat Bon Iver at bar trivia
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
June 14, 2025 at 1:02 AM
beat Bon Iver at bar trivia
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Thing I need all Dems at every level to absorb yesterday: if someone pulls a knife on you, you are in a knife fight, whether or not you want to be
June 11, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Thing I need all Dems at every level to absorb yesterday: if someone pulls a knife on you, you are in a knife fight, whether or not you want to be
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my son got killed by a Legendary Pokemon and instead of grieving I am in the courtroom because they refuse to euthanize this guy's Entei
May 20, 2025 at 11:10 PM
my son got killed by a Legendary Pokemon and instead of grieving I am in the courtroom because they refuse to euthanize this guy's Entei