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@earational.bsky.social
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Sorry, leg cramp, sorry
November 14, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Sorry, leg cramp, sorry
2026: An increasingly desperate Trump re-legalizes hemp weed products, rolling out his own commemorative gummies that somehow get you anti-high.
November 15, 2025 at 6:54 AM
2026: An increasingly desperate Trump re-legalizes hemp weed products, rolling out his own commemorative gummies that somehow get you anti-high.
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Jeffrey Epstein reading the first 100 pages of Lolita and stopping: "Holy shit this sounds great! Everything's gonna work out!"
did not have Harvard English professor Elisa New emailing Jeffrey Epstein about Lolita on my 2025 bingo card
November 14, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Jeffrey Epstein reading the first 100 pages of Lolita and stopping: "Holy shit this sounds great! Everything's gonna work out!"
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wow if you went back to 2016 and told
me potus was being taken down over these kinds of allegations I would have said holy shit that is absolutely insane, how did 10 years go by with nothing happening
me potus was being taken down over these kinds of allegations I would have said holy shit that is absolutely insane, how did 10 years go by with nothing happening
November 14, 2025 at 3:33 AM
wow if you went back to 2016 and told
me potus was being taken down over these kinds of allegations I would have said holy shit that is absolutely insane, how did 10 years go by with nothing happening
me potus was being taken down over these kinds of allegations I would have said holy shit that is absolutely insane, how did 10 years go by with nothing happening
Umm excited particles don't vote?!
November 14, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Umm excited particles don't vote?!
A long time ago the bears in the family were multi-colored, but at some point during our years-long meander to fascism they became strictly single-color units. But sure, sorry I didn't prioritize their names gee whiz!
November 12, 2025 at 3:05 AM
A long time ago the bears in the family were multi-colored, but at some point during our years-long meander to fascism they became strictly single-color units. But sure, sorry I didn't prioritize their names gee whiz!
This is definitely On to Something.
Saw-ligarchy: governance by a series of 'would you rather'-style dismemberments, while being moralized about how you deserve your suffering by a puppet that looks like Ayn Rand
November 10, 2025 at 9:23 PM
This is definitely On to Something.
Hey, we could do worse than deportation flights that can't take off.
November 9, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Hey, we could do worse than deportation flights that can't take off.
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the democrats will start running on introducing a 100 year mortgage
November 8, 2025 at 9:55 PM
the democrats will start running on introducing a 100 year mortgage
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Sorry to do litmus tests but I want candidates who understand and say out loud that the big tech industry is a hive of evil charlatans who get rich pumping poison into the world
November 8, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Sorry to do litmus tests but I want candidates who understand and say out loud that the big tech industry is a hive of evil charlatans who get rich pumping poison into the world
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I didn’t realize FT had a editorial comics section
November 7, 2025 at 1:26 PM
I didn’t realize FT had a editorial comics section
This one's for my foodservice people!
November 7, 2025 at 3:04 PM
This one's for my foodservice people!
Okay, so has anyone checked to see if Obama's is on there?
![A photo of the ongoing engaudification of the White House, showing what appears to be a line of presidential portraits displayed on the outside of the building, with giant golden script above describing it as The Presidential Walk of [Shame? I dunno, it's clipped off].](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:xat4ww5q6iowy3izmal3us5e/bafkreiduc2dnfgrwrwa5wcgyxyn22fyqvln7luzghmpmkk5mrvst3vf7wy@jpeg)
November 7, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Okay, so has anyone checked to see if Obama's is on there?
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It was inevitable that the 2024 electorate would choose a Republican president even though the 2020 electorate chose a Democrat president. Older people are more conservative.
November 4, 2025 at 10:14 PM
It was inevitable that the 2024 electorate would choose a Republican president even though the 2020 electorate chose a Democrat president. Older people are more conservative.
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Not the bread and circuses I was expecting.
“For I was hungry, and you gave me food after I nailed an Iron Cross and 3 pulsets to Foxy Brown’s ‘Candy’…”
November 4, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Not the bread and circuses I was expecting.
Looking at this dipshit in his performative giant hat and thinking about how his same crowd simply cannot resist a racist giant hat joke.
November 4, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Looking at this dipshit in his performative giant hat and thinking about how his same crowd simply cannot resist a racist giant hat joke.
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These fucking Europeans just looooove to crow about how much holiday they get compared to us
A French cyclist survived for three days after a horrendous 130-foot fall into a ravine, kept alive by the bottles of red wine he had in his shopping bag, police said.
Cyclist falls down 130-foot ravine in France, survives 3 days by drinking wine he had in shopping bag
A helicopter airlifted him to hospital, with a rescue doctor calling his survival "a miracle."
cbsn.ws
October 31, 2025 at 2:16 PM
These fucking Europeans just looooove to crow about how much holiday they get compared to us
Well one thing I was doing was kinda judging a lot of my older coworkers for still being in foodservice, like why hadn't they gotten their lives more in order by their 30s or 40s?!
(And naturally, drunk/high.)
(And naturally, drunk/high.)
22? dating a loser i met at PetCo while avoiding a different loser i met at PetCo who wanted to date me. also: drunk and high
Drunk and high
October 30, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Well one thing I was doing was kinda judging a lot of my older coworkers for still being in foodservice, like why hadn't they gotten their lives more in order by their 30s or 40s?!
(And naturally, drunk/high.)
(And naturally, drunk/high.)
I'm stunned at @keithellison.bsky.social's decision to go after legal hemp products, which bring enjoyment and relief to millions, and are a booming industry in his own state. He won't see a dime - or my vote - until he backs off, and if even a handful of progressive MN voters agree, he's cooked.
October 29, 2025 at 3:50 PM
I'm stunned at @keithellison.bsky.social's decision to go after legal hemp products, which bring enjoyment and relief to millions, and are a booming industry in his own state. He won't see a dime - or my vote - until he backs off, and if even a handful of progressive MN voters agree, he's cooked.
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a coke nail but for parmesan cheese
October 28, 2025 at 9:41 PM
a coke nail but for parmesan cheese
