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No shit! In my admittedly short time in this lovely country, I did do a ton of walking around in some "pristine" rural areas, and one thing I noticed was every fucking inch had been inhabited and then reinhabited over the course of like thousands of years?
"Pristine countryside" which of course naturally fences itself off into nice straight-lined and field-sized geometric shapes.
Haven’t tweeted in like a year and still doing the numbers
November 29, 2025 at 6:45 AM
No shit! In my admittedly short time in this lovely country, I did do a ton of walking around in some "pristine" rural areas, and one thing I noticed was every fucking inch had been inhabited and then reinhabited over the course of like thousands of years?
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I am thankful for all of you and the jokes you make. Most of you are pretty funny. Some of you got some work to do on that front
November 27, 2025 at 11:54 PM
I am thankful for all of you and the jokes you make. Most of you are pretty funny. Some of you got some work to do on that front
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Yr open mouth awaiting my harvest
November 27, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Yr open mouth awaiting my harvest
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This is the first Thanksgiving for Sophie & Colin Hortman without their parents, Minnesota state Rep. Melissa Hortman and Mark Hortman who were assassinated along with the family dog in an act of political murder. National guards troops were not deployed to the state in response.
November 27, 2025 at 5:24 PM
This is the first Thanksgiving for Sophie & Colin Hortman without their parents, Minnesota state Rep. Melissa Hortman and Mark Hortman who were assassinated along with the family dog in an act of political murder. National guards troops were not deployed to the state in response.
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thinking of her today
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
thinking of her today
They also are merely waiting for the book deal to come through.
November 27, 2025 at 5:09 AM
They also are merely waiting for the book deal to come through.
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Chat GPT is as conscious as most of the people pushing it and that's the problem but not the way they think it is
November 26, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Chat GPT is as conscious as most of the people pushing it and that's the problem but not the way they think it is
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ChatGPT is NOT alive and yet it IS stupid? God’s mysteries confound us all!
November 26, 2025 at 7:02 PM
ChatGPT is NOT alive and yet it IS stupid? God’s mysteries confound us all!
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stupid young people, stop buying a new phone every year if you don't want to be broke. wait no, not like that.
November 25, 2025 at 5:51 PM
stupid young people, stop buying a new phone every year if you don't want to be broke. wait no, not like that.
This is actually a great use case for AI, as the last thing I want to be personally doing is crouching in a wet parking lot eating slop with sociopathic creeps.
November 23, 2025 at 5:07 PM
This is actually a great use case for AI, as the last thing I want to be personally doing is crouching in a wet parking lot eating slop with sociopathic creeps.
I'm watching that clip of Trump saying "You don't have to embarrass our guest" and wondering if sooner than later they'll just start covering the dignitaries themselves in stick-on gold decorations.
November 19, 2025 at 3:00 AM
I'm watching that clip of Trump saying "You don't have to embarrass our guest" and wondering if sooner than later they'll just start covering the dignitaries themselves in stick-on gold decorations.
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a new study finds that there is enough microplastic in your nads to make a little army guy. whats worse is that its the guy with the radio so he doesnt even have a gun. and he has a bunch of extra plastic along the seam on the bottom so he keeps falling over.
November 18, 2025 at 4:55 PM
a new study finds that there is enough microplastic in your nads to make a little army guy. whats worse is that its the guy with the radio so he doesnt even have a gun. and he has a bunch of extra plastic along the seam on the bottom so he keeps falling over.
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Ryan Lizza writes like Garth Marenghi
November 18, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Ryan Lizza writes like Garth Marenghi
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Sorry, leg cramp, sorry
November 14, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Sorry, leg cramp, sorry
2026: An increasingly desperate Trump re-legalizes hemp weed products, rolling out his own commemorative gummies that somehow get you anti-high.
November 15, 2025 at 6:54 AM
2026: An increasingly desperate Trump re-legalizes hemp weed products, rolling out his own commemorative gummies that somehow get you anti-high.
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Jeffrey Epstein reading the first 100 pages of Lolita and stopping: "Holy shit this sounds great! Everything's gonna work out!"
did not have Harvard English professor Elisa New emailing Jeffrey Epstein about Lolita on my 2025 bingo card
November 14, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Jeffrey Epstein reading the first 100 pages of Lolita and stopping: "Holy shit this sounds great! Everything's gonna work out!"
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wow if you went back to 2016 and told
me potus was being taken down over these kinds of allegations I would have said holy shit that is absolutely insane, how did 10 years go by with nothing happening
me potus was being taken down over these kinds of allegations I would have said holy shit that is absolutely insane, how did 10 years go by with nothing happening
November 14, 2025 at 3:33 AM
wow if you went back to 2016 and told
me potus was being taken down over these kinds of allegations I would have said holy shit that is absolutely insane, how did 10 years go by with nothing happening
me potus was being taken down over these kinds of allegations I would have said holy shit that is absolutely insane, how did 10 years go by with nothing happening
Umm excited particles don't vote?!
November 14, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Umm excited particles don't vote?!
A long time ago the bears in the family were multi-colored, but at some point during our years-long meander to fascism they became strictly single-color units. But sure, sorry I didn't prioritize their names gee whiz!
November 12, 2025 at 3:05 AM
A long time ago the bears in the family were multi-colored, but at some point during our years-long meander to fascism they became strictly single-color units. But sure, sorry I didn't prioritize their names gee whiz!
This is definitely On to Something.
Saw-ligarchy: governance by a series of 'would you rather'-style dismemberments, while being moralized about how you deserve your suffering by a puppet that looks like Ayn Rand
November 10, 2025 at 9:23 PM
This is definitely On to Something.
Hey, we could do worse than deportation flights that can't take off.
November 9, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Hey, we could do worse than deportation flights that can't take off.
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the democrats will start running on introducing a 100 year mortgage
November 8, 2025 at 9:55 PM
the democrats will start running on introducing a 100 year mortgage