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@earational.bsky.social
Look, I'm not judging on the quantity end of things at all, but I'm kinda worried that out of four bags, none is a blue corn type.
November 22, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Look, I'm not judging on the quantity end of things at all, but I'm kinda worried that out of four bags, none is a blue corn type.
@gothtatertot.bsky.social I think I've found a correspondingly updated reconstructive image, which for some baffling reason the article doesn't include:
November 15, 2025 at 7:49 PM
@gothtatertot.bsky.social I think I've found a correspondingly updated reconstructive image, which for some baffling reason the article doesn't include:
Best to steer clear of the fella, I'd say.
November 15, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Best to steer clear of the fella, I'd say.
Umm excited particles don't vote?!
November 14, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Umm excited particles don't vote?!
A long time ago the bears in the family were multi-colored, but at some point during our years-long meander to fascism they became strictly single-color units. But sure, sorry I didn't prioritize their names gee whiz!
November 12, 2025 at 3:05 AM
A long time ago the bears in the family were multi-colored, but at some point during our years-long meander to fascism they became strictly single-color units. But sure, sorry I didn't prioritize their names gee whiz!
Oh cool, nevermind!
November 12, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Oh cool, nevermind!
This one's for my foodservice people!
November 7, 2025 at 3:04 PM
This one's for my foodservice people!
Okay, so has anyone checked to see if Obama's is on there?
![A photo of the ongoing engaudification of the White House, showing what appears to be a line of presidential portraits displayed on the outside of the building, with giant golden script above describing it as The Presidential Walk of [Shame? I dunno, it's clipped off].](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:xat4ww5q6iowy3izmal3us5e/bafkreiduc2dnfgrwrwa5wcgyxyn22fyqvln7luzghmpmkk5mrvst3vf7wy@jpeg)
November 7, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Okay, so has anyone checked to see if Obama's is on there?
I've got an idea.
November 4, 2025 at 4:28 AM
I've got an idea.
Looking at this dipshit in his performative giant hat and thinking about how his same crowd simply cannot resist a racist giant hat joke.
November 4, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Looking at this dipshit in his performative giant hat and thinking about how his same crowd simply cannot resist a racist giant hat joke.
Don't forget slop buckets!
November 3, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Don't forget slop buckets!
I'm stunned at @keithellison.bsky.social's decision to go after legal hemp products, which bring enjoyment and relief to millions, and are a booming industry in his own state. He won't see a dime - or my vote - until he backs off, and if even a handful of progressive MN voters agree, he's cooked.
October 29, 2025 at 3:50 PM
I'm stunned at @keithellison.bsky.social's decision to go after legal hemp products, which bring enjoyment and relief to millions, and are a booming industry in his own state. He won't see a dime - or my vote - until he backs off, and if even a handful of progressive MN voters agree, he's cooked.
He could just not run if he wants out?
October 29, 2025 at 3:38 PM
He could just not run if he wants out?
The various nose types: Your Romans, Buttons, Tesseracts, and so on.
October 28, 2025 at 3:22 AM
The various nose types: Your Romans, Buttons, Tesseracts, and so on.
I have to assume one or both parties were weeping at this point:
October 27, 2025 at 10:58 PM
I have to assume one or both parties were weeping at this point:
He always smiled but you could see it in his eyes!
October 24, 2025 at 4:28 AM
He always smiled but you could see it in his eyes!
I remember when people used to get extremely upset about the phrase, "paint the White House Black".
October 22, 2025 at 4:05 PM
I remember when people used to get extremely upset about the phrase, "paint the White House Black".
Well, this premise certainly couldn't.
October 20, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Well, this premise certainly couldn't.
To be fair, this was answered.
October 19, 2025 at 5:07 AM
To be fair, this was answered.
Make them kiss!
October 19, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Make them kiss!
I know we're all goofin' around, but I did go look. While there were some technical/biological setbacks post the initial promising results, the guy can apparently do some daily tasks with his brain now!?
October 18, 2025 at 3:21 AM
I know we're all goofin' around, but I did go look. While there were some technical/biological setbacks post the initial promising results, the guy can apparently do some daily tasks with his brain now!?