dumptruckfunk
@dumptruckfunk.bsky.social
Yes, yes... that dumptruckfunk
(he/him if you want)
(he/him if you want)
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Sucks about rob reiner. That dude rocked as far as I can tell.
December 15, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Sucks about rob reiner. That dude rocked as far as I can tell.
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bbc archaeology documentary: ... and these beads, tools, and jewels from 3000 years ago show people had been coming here from as far as africa, settling to make a life in britain and adding to our culture.
bbc news: MIGRANTS: IS BRITAIN TOO FULL? WE ASK TWO RACISTS AND A TRANSPHOBE.
bbc news: MIGRANTS: IS BRITAIN TOO FULL? WE ASK TWO RACISTS AND A TRANSPHOBE.
December 14, 2025 at 9:58 AM
bbc archaeology documentary: ... and these beads, tools, and jewels from 3000 years ago show people had been coming here from as far as africa, settling to make a life in britain and adding to our culture.
bbc news: MIGRANTS: IS BRITAIN TOO FULL? WE ASK TWO RACISTS AND A TRANSPHOBE.
bbc news: MIGRANTS: IS BRITAIN TOO FULL? WE ASK TWO RACISTS AND A TRANSPHOBE.
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(living an unexamined life) yaaaaaay haha yay wheeeeee
December 4, 2025 at 1:44 AM
(living an unexamined life) yaaaaaay haha yay wheeeeee
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Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen
April 9, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen
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(director screaming from behind the camera) OK NOW STINKY!! STINKY KNIFE!!!
December 6, 2025 at 4:27 PM
(director screaming from behind the camera) OK NOW STINKY!! STINKY KNIFE!!!
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I think about it very often
July 5, 2024 at 4:49 PM
I think about it very often
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My poetry brings all the boys to the yard
And they're like, you're a wonderful bard
Damn right, I'm a wonderful bard
I could teach you, as it's not that hard
And they're like, you're a wonderful bard
Damn right, I'm a wonderful bard
I could teach you, as it's not that hard
December 1, 2025 at 10:07 PM
My poetry brings all the boys to the yard
And they're like, you're a wonderful bard
Damn right, I'm a wonderful bard
I could teach you, as it's not that hard
And they're like, you're a wonderful bard
Damn right, I'm a wonderful bard
I could teach you, as it's not that hard
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“TIME TO BE GAY” I shout as I smash through the window of the local games workshop. They all groan, because they have to. It’s the law now.
November 30, 2025 at 12:59 PM
“TIME TO BE GAY” I shout as I smash through the window of the local games workshop. They all groan, because they have to. It’s the law now.
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thinking of her today
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
thinking of her today
“Wow”
November 27, 2025 at 12:48 PM
“Wow”
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Home Alone makes changes to the Die Hard formula that render it hard for me to enjoy. The McClain character should feel overawed. And in theory having Kevin be a child versus adults achieves that. But the thing is: Kevin is a god. It's not just Tom & Jerry. This is some random punks versus Anansi.
November 23, 2025 at 9:09 AM
Home Alone makes changes to the Die Hard formula that render it hard for me to enjoy. The McClain character should feel overawed. And in theory having Kevin be a child versus adults achieves that. But the thing is: Kevin is a god. It's not just Tom & Jerry. This is some random punks versus Anansi.
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elon installs a new feature that publicly displays the country where your app was installed and operates from
people find out the most racist pro-US accounts are based in israel, india, bangladesh, etc
US DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY TWITTER BASED IN ISRAEL
elon pauses location feature
people find out the most racist pro-US accounts are based in israel, india, bangladesh, etc
US DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY TWITTER BASED IN ISRAEL
elon pauses location feature
November 22, 2025 at 4:00 PM
elon installs a new feature that publicly displays the country where your app was installed and operates from
people find out the most racist pro-US accounts are based in israel, india, bangladesh, etc
US DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY TWITTER BASED IN ISRAEL
elon pauses location feature
people find out the most racist pro-US accounts are based in israel, india, bangladesh, etc
US DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY TWITTER BASED IN ISRAEL
elon pauses location feature
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me: i don’t feel safe with other people. like, any praise in general my brain dismisses it
Therapist Who is a Caveman: me see. you am deserve love. we all am. yes. need love survive
me: i guess. it’s just hard trying to function when you still got your training wheels on
Caveman Therapist: wheel?
Therapist Who is a Caveman: me see. you am deserve love. we all am. yes. need love survive
me: i guess. it’s just hard trying to function when you still got your training wheels on
Caveman Therapist: wheel?
November 19, 2025 at 10:24 PM
me: i don’t feel safe with other people. like, any praise in general my brain dismisses it
Therapist Who is a Caveman: me see. you am deserve love. we all am. yes. need love survive
me: i guess. it’s just hard trying to function when you still got your training wheels on
Caveman Therapist: wheel?
Therapist Who is a Caveman: me see. you am deserve love. we all am. yes. need love survive
me: i guess. it’s just hard trying to function when you still got your training wheels on
Caveman Therapist: wheel?
Some people doing all the work. Thanks guys.
So it appears my Epstein document network tool was shadowbanned sitewide on reddit. Like legitimately. Can’t even DM it.
Since bluesky is still a place for freedom: epstein-doc-explorer-1.onrender.com
Since bluesky is still a place for freedom: epstein-doc-explorer-1.onrender.com
November 17, 2025 at 10:22 AM
Some people doing all the work. Thanks guys.
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NEW: Hitlers dna reveals he may have had some stuff mentally going on
Exclusive: Adolf Hitler’s DNA has been sequenced by scientists
It has:
- shown he had a disorder which impacted his sexual development
- debunked rumours about his ancestry
- shown a high likelihood that he had a neurodivergent condition and/or bipolar disorder
www.thetimes.com/article/e728...
It has:
- shown he had a disorder which impacted his sexual development
- debunked rumours about his ancestry
- shown a high likelihood that he had a neurodivergent condition and/or bipolar disorder
www.thetimes.com/article/e728...
Hitler had hidden genetic sexual disorder, DNA analysis reveals
The Nazi dictator had Kallmann syndrome, which hinders normal puberty and the development of sexual organs, according to groundbreaking research
www.thetimes.com
November 12, 2025 at 10:15 PM
NEW: Hitlers dna reveals he may have had some stuff mentally going on
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my new AI powered lamp is trained on millions of lamp interactions so it understands that 50% of chain pulls are to turn it on and the other 50% are to turn it off. and honestly, it's a little spooky how it knows exactly what i want almost half of the time
March 17, 2025 at 10:59 PM
my new AI powered lamp is trained on millions of lamp interactions so it understands that 50% of chain pulls are to turn it on and the other 50% are to turn it off. and honestly, it's a little spooky how it knows exactly what i want almost half of the time
fuckin wow.
second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
November 10, 2025 at 9:46 AM
fuckin wow.
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40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion
November 8, 2025 at 4:23 AM
40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion
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lol
November 6, 2025 at 4:47 AM
lol
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