dumptruckfunk
@dumptruckfunk.bsky.social
Yes, yes... that dumptruckfunk
(he/him if you want)
(he/him if you want)
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Scary to think that maybe this IS it working.
December 8, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Scary to think that maybe this IS it working.
no, I just fell asleep at the party first.
December 7, 2025 at 7:02 PM
no, I just fell asleep at the party first.
I too would like to see this, but from a safe distance, behind heavy cover.
December 6, 2025 at 3:33 PM
I too would like to see this, but from a safe distance, behind heavy cover.
Individual bees have no souls, but each swarm has one (1) soul.
December 6, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Individual bees have no souls, but each swarm has one (1) soul.
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I think about it very often
July 5, 2024 at 4:49 PM
I think about it very often
I would fall over. Fast or slow, couldn’t hack it.
December 6, 2025 at 10:11 AM
I would fall over. Fast or slow, couldn’t hack it.
“Drugs win drugs war” or “holy shit! Man walks on the fucking moon!!!”
December 4, 2025 at 2:42 PM
“Drugs win drugs war” or “holy shit! Man walks on the fucking moon!!!”
In fact, fuck it, the baseball is also bad
December 2, 2025 at 1:21 PM
In fact, fuck it, the baseball is also bad
I’ll say it: the apple pie and baseball don’t make up for the other two.
December 2, 2025 at 1:21 PM
I’ll say it: the apple pie and baseball don’t make up for the other two.
I'm watching Better Call Saul right now. I'll be fine.
a bald man with a beard and a black shirt
ALT: a bald man with a beard and a black shirt
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December 1, 2025 at 10:41 AM
I'm watching Better Call Saul right now. I'll be fine.
Oh buddy. Oh no. Oh I’m so sorry.
November 30, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Oh buddy. Oh no. Oh I’m so sorry.
Well, I can't speak for everyone, but my pet rock was actually pretty bad.
November 30, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Well, I can't speak for everyone, but my pet rock was actually pretty bad.
This is a good table. Thank you for your world building
November 30, 2025 at 3:21 PM
This is a good table. Thank you for your world building
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“TIME TO BE GAY” I shout as I smash through the window of the local games workshop. They all groan, because they have to. It’s the law now.
November 30, 2025 at 12:59 PM
“TIME TO BE GAY” I shout as I smash through the window of the local games workshop. They all groan, because they have to. It’s the law now.
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They may be smarter than we give them credit for
November 29, 2025 at 11:31 AM
They may be smarter than we give them credit for
Same, except fish. We don’t get on.
November 28, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Same, except fish. We don’t get on.