DubbaEwwTeeEff
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There is no threat for tsunami impacts in North Dakota.
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I was given no choice here
January 2, 2026 at 1:57 PM
I was given no choice here
Hell yes.
Better year I can feel it
January 1, 2026 at 5:52 AM
Hell yes.
Furry Obama: Let me be deer
Shakespeare Obama: Let me be Lear
Butthole Obama: let me be rear
December 26, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Furry Obama: Let me be deer
Elvis impersonators evolving into a gang/cult called The Kings in post apocalyptic Las Vegas is one of my favorite bits of Fallout worldbuilding
I love that scifi trope where you find out that some random organization or institution is still around in the future, but radically altered.
Like the Girl Scouts have become their own nation state controlling what was once the Pacific Northwest, and their arsenal of girl ICBMs makes them powerful
Like the Girl Scouts have become their own nation state controlling what was once the Pacific Northwest, and their arsenal of girl ICBMs makes them powerful
December 24, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Elvis impersonators evolving into a gang/cult called The Kings in post apocalyptic Las Vegas is one of my favorite bits of Fallout worldbuilding
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Marty Lederman's amicus brief did end up giving SCOTUS a way out on National Guard occupations. Risk now - does Trump invoke the Insurrection Act to deploy active duty military to blue cities? And if he does, will the Court stop him? talkingpointsmemo.com/news/supreme...
Supreme Court Blocks Trump’s National Guard Occupation of Chicago
The Supreme Court upheld a block on the National Guard’s deployment to...
talkingpointsmemo.com
December 23, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Marty Lederman's amicus brief did end up giving SCOTUS a way out on National Guard occupations. Risk now - does Trump invoke the Insurrection Act to deploy active duty military to blue cities? And if he does, will the Court stop him? talkingpointsmemo.com/news/supreme...
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Nothing to see here obviously. Deep state threw that one in.
WOW: The DOJ has DELETED an image from its release of the Epstein files that shows photos of Trump in a drawer.
Yesterday, we noted that this image — file 468 — likely slipped through the cracks while officials were attempting to hide materials pertaining to Trump.
Now, it’s gone.
Yesterday, we noted that this image — file 468 — likely slipped through the cracks while officials were attempting to hide materials pertaining to Trump.
Now, it’s gone.
December 20, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Nothing to see here obviously. Deep state threw that one in.
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oldie but a goodie
December 17, 2025 at 12:17 AM
oldie but a goodie
2026 is gonna be my year
December 17, 2025 at 4:39 AM
2026 is gonna be my year
Just a city boy, born and raised in "south Detroit"...
December 16, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Just a city boy, born and raised in "south Detroit"...
Let's see if the tough guys are tough enough to stand behind their actions.
Make Congress take action and unmask ICE!
Tell Congress: Require ICE to unmask and display clear identification
Contact Congress today!
actionnetwork.org
December 14, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Let's see if the tough guys are tough enough to stand behind their actions.
"The City That Has Fatal Familial Insomnia And As A Result Its Brain Is Degenerating To The Point Of Dementia And Insanity" is a terrible slogan, but technically a synonymous one
“The city that never sleeps” sounds glamorous in your twenties but now I’m like “maybe it should”
December 14, 2025 at 6:10 AM
"The City That Has Fatal Familial Insomnia And As A Result Its Brain Is Degenerating To The Point Of Dementia And Insanity" is a terrible slogan, but technically a synonymous one
Jimmy Fallon, circa 1636: So you're saying these tulip bulbs are going to skyrocket in price and make us all rich?
Unscrupulous tulip dealer: Oh definitely! They're my retirement plan!
Fallon: You heard it here first, folks! He's betting his whole retirement on this, sounds like a smart move!
Unscrupulous tulip dealer: Oh definitely! They're my retirement plan!
Fallon: You heard it here first, folks! He's betting his whole retirement on this, sounds like a smart move!
JIMMY FALLON: [set and his suit looks like it’s from the 1970s for some reason] So you’re telling me the reason we are all sad is because of Volcano ghosts? That’s crazy. Haha. That’s nuts. Haha.
L RON: [Grin like someone mashed chiclets into ground beef] That’s entirely correct Jim.
L RON: [Grin like someone mashed chiclets into ground beef] That’s entirely correct Jim.
December 10, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Jimmy Fallon, circa 1636: So you're saying these tulip bulbs are going to skyrocket in price and make us all rich?
Unscrupulous tulip dealer: Oh definitely! They're my retirement plan!
Fallon: You heard it here first, folks! He's betting his whole retirement on this, sounds like a smart move!
Unscrupulous tulip dealer: Oh definitely! They're my retirement plan!
Fallon: You heard it here first, folks! He's betting his whole retirement on this, sounds like a smart move!
Ancient Samsung Galaxy phone with a replaceable battery, no sim card, and an SD card slot. Boom - MP3 player.
i need an mp3 player with a headphone jack so i can play music with as little energy cost as possible
December 7, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Ancient Samsung Galaxy phone with a replaceable battery, no sim card, and an SD card slot. Boom - MP3 player.
shoutout to Apple for putting the "switch app" (cmd+tab) and "quit" (cmd+q) keyboard shortcuts right next to each other. much design. very logic.
December 7, 2025 at 10:12 PM
shoutout to Apple for putting the "switch app" (cmd+tab) and "quit" (cmd+q) keyboard shortcuts right next to each other. much design. very logic.
Next installment will somehow involve Lizzo, Ziggy Stardust, Iggy Pop, Iggy Azalea, Rizzo (the Muppet), and Rizzo (the Grease character).
That's Lizza, Nuzzi, Izzy, Lizzo, Ziggy, Iggy, Iggy, Rizzo, and Rizzo.
That's Lizza, Nuzzi, Izzy, Lizzo, Ziggy, Iggy, Iggy, Rizzo, and Rizzo.
oh come on does lizza's story about nuzzi really have a main character named izzy?
December 1, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Next installment will somehow involve Lizzo, Ziggy Stardust, Iggy Pop, Iggy Azalea, Rizzo (the Muppet), and Rizzo (the Grease character).
That's Lizza, Nuzzi, Izzy, Lizzo, Ziggy, Iggy, Iggy, Rizzo, and Rizzo.
That's Lizza, Nuzzi, Izzy, Lizzo, Ziggy, Iggy, Iggy, Rizzo, and Rizzo.
A robot, a Nazi, and a poorly-disguised Russian walk into a bar.
The bartender grabs a bat from behind the counter.
The bartender grabs a bat from behind the counter.
![1
Nurse:
It’s become a real problem in this area
2
Nurse:
We’ve seen the whole community lost to addiction
3
Show a building sign posted:
Westminster ‘X’ Addiction Clinic
With various Westminster people or looking at their phones outside it
Nurse:
Ministers, Spads, Researchers…
4
Nurse:
Most mornings we’ll get a call about someone acting strangely
[Nurse on phone taking a call]
Ok - we’ll be right over
5
Nurse:
We just have a gentle chat
[Nurses approach a minister –Robert Jenrick? - standing in the Palace of Westminster
Minister:
I understand your concerns…
6
Nurse:
Are you OK love?
Minister:
Yes I’m just hearing legitimate concerns from real voters
7
Nurse:
That’s a robot, a Nazi and a poorly-disguised Russian
[Show that the people he is talking to are precisely these characters]
Nurse 2:
Give us your phone, love
8
Nurse:
At the clinic we put them in a Grass-Touching Pod, with a real voter to talk to
[We see them back at the clinic, holding the minister's head and pushing him into a glass isolation booth with a grass floor. And it is a baffled looking woman, on a chair, ready to talk to him.]
9
Minister:
YOU MUST BE WORRIED ABOUT THE COMING CIVIL WAR
[woman looks baffled]
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woman:
I just want a bus service
Minister:
LOOK AT MY FLAG
[produces a St George's flag]
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December 1, 2025 at 3:06 PM
A robot, a Nazi, and a poorly-disguised Russian walk into a bar.
The bartender grabs a bat from behind the counter.
The bartender grabs a bat from behind the counter.
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
Dolphins
Deer
Opossum
Hawk, circling our chicken coop
Crows, bullying and scaring off the hawk
Dolphins
Deer
Opossum
Hawk, circling our chicken coop
Crows, bullying and scaring off the hawk
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
- Dog
- Cat
- Someone else’s cat
- A bird
- Devil’s Coach Horse
- Dog
- Cat
- Someone else’s cat
- A bird
- Devil’s Coach Horse
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
- Elephant
- Moose
- Alligator
- Brown Bear
- Mountain Goat
Listed in decreasing order of proximity. The elephant was a quarter mile away. Moose, about the same. Alligator? 15 feet. Bear? 10 feet (through a window). Goat? TOO DAMN CLOSE.
- Elephant
- Moose
- Alligator
- Brown Bear
- Mountain Goat
Listed in decreasing order of proximity. The elephant was a quarter mile away. Moose, about the same. Alligator? 15 feet. Bear? 10 feet (through a window). Goat? TOO DAMN CLOSE.
November 29, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
Dolphins
Deer
Opossum
Hawk, circling our chicken coop
Crows, bullying and scaring off the hawk
Dolphins
Deer
Opossum
Hawk, circling our chicken coop
Crows, bullying and scaring off the hawk
Doot doot, doot doot
November 29, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Doot doot, doot doot
I find that "You're stupid" has especially powerful impact when it's thrown repeatedly into an aimless, circular, and incoherent rant
“You’re a stupid person” — Trump lashes out at a reporter who presses him on the fact that the suspected DC shooter was actually thoroughly vetted before he was let in the US from Afghanistan
November 28, 2025 at 4:41 AM
I find that "You're stupid" has especially powerful impact when it's thrown repeatedly into an aimless, circular, and incoherent rant
The Kansas City shuffle, but it's with potatoes and apples instead of Kansas and Missouri
(alternate french history) damn these tree potatoes are amazing sweet
November 24, 2025 at 3:58 AM
The Kansas City shuffle, but it's with potatoes and apples instead of Kansas and Missouri
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There’s a moment in the classic film “Paths of Glory” in which an artillery officer, told to commit a war crime, asks for the order in writing.
That is happening right now, in real life, among US troops in the Carribbean.
Except in the movie, the demand kept the crime from happening.
That is happening right now, in real life, among US troops in the Carribbean.
Except in the movie, the demand kept the crime from happening.
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detailed WashPost account of how Trump and Stephen Miller sidelined serious lawyers so they could fabricate a justification for committing murder
www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
November 22, 2025 at 2:46 PM
There’s a moment in the classic film “Paths of Glory” in which an artillery officer, told to commit a war crime, asks for the order in writing.
That is happening right now, in real life, among US troops in the Carribbean.
Except in the movie, the demand kept the crime from happening.
That is happening right now, in real life, among US troops in the Carribbean.
Except in the movie, the demand kept the crime from happening.
I mean... wouldn't you, if nobody else would?
Elon has more money than he could spend in ten lifetimes and the thing he wants to do with it is make a robot that flatters him
November 20, 2025 at 7:49 PM
I mean... wouldn't you, if nobody else would?
"he hit it so hard I forgot who I was for a few minutes"
November 19, 2025 at 6:24 AM
"he hit it so hard I forgot who I was for a few minutes"
The Aristocrats!
November 17, 2025 at 9:17 AM
The Aristocrats!